Slllllllllll urp

uwu

Pets*u r a very weird pet but hey i like ya weird is a good thing ig but eating your self no

Gives him a still alive old cat*eat this

Eat it

Good boy *pets*sit

and now my pfp is rubbing it in...

daddy, im hungry THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING MCDONALDS HOW CAN I HELP YOU? *microphone cuts out* uh yeah can I get a ten piece nugget— UH SORRY SIR WOULD YOU LIKE ANY SAUCE WITH THAT? *microphone cuts out* yeah swee— UH ACTUALLY SIR WE DONT HAVE ANY SAUCE *unaudible screeching* *microphone cuts out* oh okay— YEAH UH ACTUALLY MY MANAGER SAID THE CHICKEN NUGGETS MACHINE IS BROKEN *mic cuts out* oh okay, i guess i’ll just get a cheeseburger— OH YOU SAID LARGE FRIES? no i— O-OKAY, THAT WILL BE 3 DOLLARS AND 19 CENTS AT THE 4TH WINDOW, THANK YOU

(stolen from a discord meme)

U ded?

i’ll plan his funeral if he’s dead—

o ok I L tell ehco-

Unpgly sobs*

oh s-

I want Taco Bell now ;(

hop in my van, and I’ll take you to Taco Bell ;’)

Yeets in*

*drives to Taco Bell... or i think I am...*

Wee*huts head don van wall and passes out*

Hits*))

On* lmao

((i love this “roleplay” so much

*crashes into McDonald’s* we’re here ecksdee

BTRP