~You go to the bar and matthew is there, he is REALLY drunk and he sees you. Putting his hand on the wall next to you he says "hey there" wwyd~

He will eat u

*Vacuum consumes u*

Matthew: How you doin

Matthew: I'm finnnnne I just had a smallll tiny little drink

Matthew: I woild like to rest with you~ BWAHAHAHA ~He burst out laughing~

~He was still laughing~

Matthew: Hi again~

Matthew: No youuu

~He chuckles~ Matthew: Bet you look better without that shirt~

Matthew:Wow, I was rigggght~

Matthew:Hah! You should see me in bed!

Matthew:If you wanna boo~

Matthew: Then lets goooooo!

~He kicks opened the doir and walked out~

*Door

~He walks down the block and to a house~

~He swings the door open and walks inside the house~

Matthew: What?

Matthew: Noooooo

Matthew: Nahhhh

~He dramatically fell~ Matthew:You've struck me

Matthew: No I'm dead.

Matthew: I tried the drink bex drinks. I only had two and she drinks 12!

Matthew: Nooooooo

~He got up finally~

Matthew: NoOoOoO

~He just went floppy boned on them~ Matthew: Oh noooo gravity is crushing meee

Matthew: I can'tttt gravity is to stronnng

Matthew: Cool trick

Matthew: Wheeee

Matthew: How dare u we special! ;^; *Slides away like a baby*