Marri: *winks at emarald* Heyyy

pearl: ((its a ship oc from a show i never drew)) *scrunches up her own face for no reason*

emerald: *was getting all horny with pearl)

Marri: *she looked over to flare* You know wuts wrong with these two

emerald: *evil glare*

Marri: *looks back at emerald* thats hot

emerald and pearl: *le frwnch kiss*

Marri: *slams hand on a table and then flips it* IM OUT!

emerald: we are too *leaves with pearl and shuts bedroom door*

Marri: walks over to flare* heyyyyyy

Marri: You, hotstuff

Marri: Oh come on honey bunches, it'll be fun

emerald: *moans*

Marri: why not sugar cakes *she tried to ignore the moaning*

Pearl: u\\\\u

emerald: U////U

Marri: she grabbed flares tail* why not

pearl: *blushing profusely and moaning*

Marri: oh come on *she petted flare*

Marri: kinky *she smirked*

Marri: *starts petting flare again*

emerald and pearl: *casually walk out of the room* pearl: *has hickeys on her neck*

pearl: hi nothing happened

Marri:keeps petting* SUUUUUREE WE TOTALLY DIDNT HEAR THE MOANING

emerald; what moaning?

Marri: *keeps petting* I'm never going to stop hot stuff

pearl: *nervous laugh*

emerald: wait-how old is he?

Marri: soooooo?

Marri: age doesn't matter

emerald: marri, stop hitting pn the fpurteen year old

pearl: and how old are you?

Marri: 16

Marri: aww sugar cakes where ya going

pearl: SERIOUSLY ***** HE DOESN'T LIKE U STOP HITTING ON HIM EVEN THOUGH THERES ONLY A TWO YEAR DIFFERENCE

emerald: Yeah!

Marri: Listen I can hit on who i want *****

pearl: we're literally beams of light from another planet. we are both 17,000 years old. thats like 17, but gem style. I have a year more experience than you on planet earth

emerald: times a thousand

Marri: so?

pearl: so, marri, stop hitting on him, and flarw, you should come out

emerald: ...so we have 1,000 more years of experience with life than you

Marri: why not sugar cakes?

pearl: give the man a break

Marri: well?

emerald: ye ah, leave him alone

Marri: Yah I think that was obvious ya little assholes

pearl: sorry, you look like a he. im also not wearing my contact lenses, so yah

emerald: im just a dumb asshole

Marri: my point proven

pearl: your not THAT dumb :3

Marri: wtf!

pearl: huh?

emerald: *forces open door bc she is a gem so she is strong enough to do that*

Marri: HOLY SHIT!!

pearl: *makes spear out of forehead because she is a gem and she can do that*

Marri: I swear if thats my fault I'm so ****ing sorry

emerald: *uses healing powers on flare to regenerate her skull and skin cells and also bring her back from the dead*

pearl: *calls an ambulance*

Marri: bites lip*

emerald: its damn well ur fault, thats a SUICIDE

emerald: MARRI

Marri: I want to say... that if it's anyone's fault its mine because I'm a ***** *then she tp away*

emerald: *her face goes blank*

emerald: i didnt know that sui....should i....cide...was and....op...kill.....tion.....myself....can....gems....d ...d...die.....

emerald: *walks to the kitchen*

emerald: *cuts off hand* why dont i feel anything? why cant i die someone make me mortal why is my hand growing back why am i a gem

emerald: i can only die on homeworld

NO PNE GIVE THIS ATTENTION IT WAS POINTLESS BUT SHES FUNNA GO KILL HERSELF IN HOMEWORLD))g

emerald: *goes through portal to homeworld, then cuts her hands off and allows herself to bleed to death*

pearl: u ok flare?

pearl: where'd emerald go?

pearl: are you ok?

pearl: ill-ill get u some tissues

pearl: *sees note emerald left and then starts crying*

some one else needs to be the ambulance and paramedics im not gunna be

yeah

btw emerald and pearl is a lesbian ship

and to think im a nice person irl is just hard

also emerald will be scarred for life in a sec

ik ur a nice person