NOT IN CORRELATION WITH PRIDE WHO

Zim's Pride Logs #3: my candy bar has been altered a little for pride month! now it will taste like rainbows and hallucination for this lovely month of jooouuunnnee! it has rapidly gained traction, and we'd have to pump these out very quickly so everyone could have a taste of my delicious treat! also, my pride robot has captured 539,273 males and 793,582 females so far. hehee, nobody will find out >:) anyways, that's all for today. seeya on the next log, zim out.

hmm good question

we do not send your "enby" to the septic tank. instead we feed it with an infinite supply of treats. don't ask about my storage.

eh? what are they then?

your earthen activities confuse me sometimes

you are safe, human.

you call me z bag one more time though and you will be sent to a, far worse, septic tank.

no no, this is no usual septic tank. instead of dirty water and trash, it is filled with LAVA AND BURNING TRASH!!

yes. humans cannot survive in lava.

you will be checked for sunscreen, and it will be removed by force once my irken technology finds it.

but you will not be sent to the tank

luckily for you, you are beneficial to our race.

36? eyeballs?

hm what is your gender. are you another en🐝

we have not programmed the nonbinary in yet.

or are you male?

okay, you shall be registered as a male in approximately 60 seconds.