chris Is ur dad single by any chance

must be sad that ur dads hotness genes didn’t pass down to you cause if he looks liek that then idk what happened to you 🥱

my cock is taller than me and I’m over 6 foot

no offtopic but one time in like year three I was playing this game i forgot what it’s called and I forgot the premise of it but like basically there’s like polic and there’s criminals and I was technically a cop but I just convinced the Mars I was a criminal because “the reason my hair is red is actually cause it’s cop blood soooooooooo” and that sounds like something you would say 😘

its the first thing I saw when I got on here

if it isn't how come this post is here