Cheesy Valentine's card #4/5?
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PomegranatePanda 
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06.02.2019
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PomegranatePanda[OP]
06.02.2019 08:49
Linkits the insanely cool jared kleinman :D
PomegranatePanda[OP]
06.02.2019 08:51
Linki just copied jeremys hairstyle if you know what i mean uwu
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here a random idea for the cheesy cards, "even if there was no gravity on the earth, i would still fall for you"
oOh- im saving the suggestions for when i run outta idea so thanks :D
[JARED]
Now there’s a lotta stupid shit that hits the internet
But if it’s funny or embarrassing then you can bet
It goes viral
That shit goes viral
Ooh whoa-oh
Ooh whoa-oh
When a cat plays piano or a fat girl falls
Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls
And it’s viral
****in’ viral
Ooh whoa-oh
Ooh whoa-oh
Once your letter first gets tweeted
That shit never gets deleted
One kid clicks
Then two
Then six
And oh, you know
It’s goin’ viral
Viral
You’ll be an internet celebrity
'Cause it’ll spread like ****ing HPV
Now ev’rybody knows your shit
It’s goin’ viral
Viral
You’ll be the poster boy for ‘gay and lame’
So either kill yourself or change your name
Cause it’s goin’ viral
Viral
Viral
You’ll see it blowin’ up on YouTube like a hip-hop song
And ev’ry soccer mom in Omaha will sing along
Cause it’s viral
It’s v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral
Ooh whoa-oh
Ooh whoa-oh
Trust me, dude, that shit will linger
Worse than "Charlie Bit My Finger"
Just sit back and watch this ****er
Grow
Grow
Grow
Oh! It’s goin’ viral
Viral
You’re poppin’ up on ev’ry laptop screen
And kids’ll dress like you for Halloween
Khakis and those ****ing shoes
It’s goin’ viral, viral
I’ll get to say I knew the YouTube star
That people laugh about in Kandahar
Cause it’s goin’ viral
Viral
Viral
It’s worse every day
It’s never ending
You flee to Bombay
And still, you’re trending
You climb a mountain and you find a guru
And he promises that you’ll be a new you
But one night lying in your bunk
You lock eyes with another monk
He looks at you with piercing eyes
And then you see him recognize
You wonder what he’s gonna do
He calls the gurus in with you
He pulls his phone out and it’s back again
‘Dear Evan Hansen, it turns out that I’m a huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end!’
That shit went viral
Viral
It's like a cyber-hell you can't escape
Where every gang is up for cyber rape
Your life's gonna spiral
Spiral
When this goes viral
Viral
Viral
You are ****ed!