life is pain
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VanessaT223
18.04.2019 21:51
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jaiden0o[OP]
18.04.2019 21:52
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Brittany: *throws one and hits Jason*
Jason: oh yeah *throws balloons nonstop*
Roy: oh conner
Jia: You Just pushes them both
Brittany: *lays on her back* lalalalala
Doctor: Hmm *puts Stethoscope on her chest* Can you Plz take big breaths ma’am
Doctor: I’ll be right back *takes it out her mouth and walks out*
Jia: oh man
Jia: You Don’t know that
Doctor: walks in* Ok we will have to do some tests on her to make sure our studies are true so come back tomorrow so we can make sure or we can do it now for just 60$
Roy: You won’t die Jade you probably have cancer or something
Brittany: ROY!!
Roy: what im just saying
Roy: OW I’m just saying
Jia: Lets just go home and hope that your ok...ok
Jason: Ok
Brittany: Lets just ignore jade who’s SCREAMING HER LUNGS OUT FOR NOTHING!!
Jia: *slaps him* You better be glad I’m not your mama or else you would be the one dead
Doctor: ok *puts money in pocket* plz follow me but everyone else will have to stay
Jason: ok
Doctor: *hands him pills* Just keep her on this medicine for a few weeks come back if the side affects are worsening
Jia: ...
Doctor: Throwing up, Really bad headaches, loss of memory, illusions, loss of breath, and or loss of control of body which means she can’t control herself sometimes
Brittany: ok
Doctor: her next appointment should be in three weeks to make sure she’ll be fine
Roy: zzz
Brittany: Yes it will let’s think positive ok
Jason: Hey does that side effect says death
Brittany: Yes There is you have a husband great friends and a new life to where you can start over
Jason: *points* right there
Brittany: it’s ok *strokes her hair* shh it’s ok
Jason: that’s part of the side effects though
Jason: Eh Probably But idk
Brittany: Hey boys I think it’s time to give jade some of those pills
Roy: *walks in* Hey Uh ethan are you ok man
Brittany: what did u say jade
Jia: Well you won’t
Brittany: yeah we will remember you every single day
Roy: So do I
Jia: Hello baby jade
Jason: Wait So How is she gonna take the pills if she’s a baby
Brittany: I’m not even gonna argue with a baby today
Jason: Calm down Jade
Brittany: Here Jade *picks her up* You better be happy after this *pulls down her shirt*
Jason: Uh
Brittany: Wow great job ethan it’s not like I had to breastfeed the child or anything
Jason: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU 😧😛3[3]29]¥]3]3]3]:$:#’woowjendnd🤤😴🥰🤤😧🤓3]3829]3[2😕🥵😖😰🤯🥰jrieowjhdndjsijsjwjw🙂🤬🙂😳🥰😳😍🥶😛😰🙃😦😂😵😮🥰😲🥰😲¥>¥>£}{€9£]3820{3<3
Jia: Hello Jade
Jason: OH 🧐😦😛😦😮🧐🤤👌👺👌👹🤕✋🏻🤙🏻✋🏻💋👈👍👍😾👨👨👧👦👛👨👨👦👦👛👨👦👦👛👨👧👝👨👨👦👦🧳👨👨👧👧👜👩👩👧👦🐭🐼🐌🐦🦞🐧🦞🐧🐊🐀🌪🌹🌧🌻☁️🌻⛄️☃️🍝🍉🍝🍇🍚🥭🍱🍆🍑
Jia: Yay the park
Brittany: *jumps in lake*
Jason: *plays on the swings*
Jia: But we can try to make her age don’t yall have super powers and stuff
Jia: Well we can try
Brittany: Uh idk if we should be messing with time
Roy: idc
Jia: Brittany would u do the honors
Brittany: ugh fine *pulls down her shirt* Do u want some Conner
Brittany: *pulls up her shirt*
Roy: You Probably traumatized the poor girl with that
Jia: *rolls eyes* Fine *wipes jade and puts the new diaper on her* There we go
Brittany: Well Get use to it cause you might have your own child one day and u will have to change them
Brittany: Ready to go back in with the others or stay out here
Roy: *laughs* Yay
Roy: *spins around* Calm down Jade it’s just the ugly monster named Conner
Brittany: Uh conner lets just go back outside until she calms down ok
Jia: Ugh
Roy: Y’all wanna get high or drunk it is 4/20 anyways *inserts Lenny*
Jason: So what should we do first go to the bar, the club, a tanning room
Jia: Maybe we can go get some ice cream or something
Roy: Conner which should we do
Jason:*walks into bar* Well lets find out
Roy: YAAAAASSS
Brittany: lelelellelele,elelelelele ELMOS WORLD DODODODOOD
Roy: Nah *drinks a beer*
Jason: *pours some in Jade’s bottle* Here ya go
Jason: Nah I’m giving her apple juice it’s just a coincidence that we are at a bar and beer is the same color as apple juice
Jason: *grabs 20 beers* LETS GO
Roy: *grabs jade and runs out* HEHEHHE
XD))
Jason: **** THE POLICE *runs out*
Roy: CALM DOWN JADE *puts bottle in her mouth*
Brittany:two chocolates plz
Roy: *kicks police 2 in the stomach*
Jason: YOU CANT GET ME *jumps a fence*
Brittany: WHAT?!
Roy: *grabs his gun and points it at his head* Give me back the child or you die
Brittany: Wheres the other two
Jia: *picks up jade* She looks like this little cutie cause Uh they had a baby together
Jason: Come on Roy *throws beer bottles at them*
Roy:p
Jia: That’s it *grabs the girl by the neck* listen to me honey if you don’t give us back our friend I’m gonna blow your brains out
Jia: Not until you give us our friend back
Brittany: Apple juice? *smells bottle* DAMN IT JASON
Roy: *holds beer in his hand* Hey gurls and boy
Jason: I see jade is happy
Brittany: *growls*
Jason: We were having fun but this woman messed it up for us
Jia: *slaps jas*
Jason: ow Roy and Conner helped
Roy: Wait what
Brittany: Aww
Jia: *drags him upstairs*
Jason: NO NO HELP ME GOD PLZ NO NOOO NOOOOOOOO
Brittany: Wait So does jade have the same memories she had when she was an adult
Jia: That’s Probably Why she’s afraid of belts
Roy: because of her past
Roy: SAME THING
Jason: *laughs* Kiss my ass *puts his butt on his lips*
Roy: A MONKEY IS A BANANA XD
Jason: *laughs and gets off him* Hello conner how are u today
Jia: Y’all stop playing before one of y’all get sick
Roy: I sneezed on a beet and the beet got sick
XD)
Jia: *picks her up* Hello
Roy: BRING IN BEAT
Jason: *grabs a beet* ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCÉ
Jia: Shh Guys *keeps rocking while humming*
Roy: what r u doing with his phone
Jason: Uh *turns off phone* you really don’t wanna see this
Jia: Don’t be upset
Jason: Just Don’t look at the pictures
Jia: Ugh Fine *gets up to open the door*
Jia: Change Her ethan
Roy: We should go out and without the others this time
Jia: Aww *hugs*
Roy: How about this one *looks through it* They send each other nudes in this one
Brittany: You sure do love hugs don’t you
Roy: Oh ethan do u wanna see my body
Roy: Ok *poses* Click click click here you go baby
Brittany: *tickles her*
Roy: She’s younge she doesn’t know what we are talking about
Brittany: ...
Roy: You had a big chest Jade
Jason: I bet he misses it when she would suck His banana
Jia: There Nothing Jade it’s nothing
Jason: It’s what Brittany feeds with with
Jia: this should be very interesting
Jason: Wanna go back to the house
Roy: it’s ethan Jade is safer with the girls than she is with the boys
Jason: ..
Jia: So Uh what should we talk about
Jason: *skips* wewewewwwewewewewewwwewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewwewewewewewewewewwwwwewe
Jia: *gets a napkin and wipes jade’s face* u have ice cream everywhere
Brittany: hi
Roy: Awww
Brittany: Good Actually
Jia: There you seem very happy
Jason: oh *lays on his back*
Brittany: Oh
Jia: Well welcome back to the girls club
Jason: What does it say *as he jumps the floor*
Jason: Can we do something bad like we did back at the bar that was fun
Brittany: she missed you
Jason: Come on dude last time we were sloppy so we almost got caught
Roy: this time we won’t get caught cause we have a plan
Brittany: *drinks soda
Roy: *puts it on* Hehe I’m a rabbit
Jia: Uh will she be ok
Jason: Are y’all ready
Jason: *looks around* The coast is clear let’s go *runs to the door*
Jia: ok *gets up*
Brb)
Jia: *gets water ready*
Brittany: Where are the boys
Roy: *looks through the window* Empty good *uses crowbar to open the door*
Jia: Stay still Jade *puts soap on rag*
Jason: *kicks it* IT WON PT OPEN
Jia: So do I
Brittany: the news I guess
Jason: *pulls on the door* Oh it worked
Roy: *runs in* Look at all this money
Brittany: *sits down*
Jia: Can she eat bubbles
Jia: Uh Jade spit out the bubbles please
Jason: *steps on trip wire* Uh oh *alarm goes off*
Roy: *grabs 4 bags of money* JASON!!
Roy: *runs into the wall* Ow
Jason: Thanks conner
Brittany: Why Do y’all have money
Jia: Ok I’m done
Jia: Oh wow how much money do y’all have
Roy: Well it’s about a million a bag sooo
Jia: She couldn’t have eaten all of it *looks through the bag and cabinet* hmm
Brittany: *slaps conner* And you wonder why she hates you
Jia: Idk applesauce
Jia: Sure why not
Brittany: SO ARE YOU AND YOU DONT SEE ME COMPLAINING
Brittany: ugh *rolls over*
Roy: *sends video to Whotube* There
Jason: *still dancing*
Jia: *texts* how she’s a baby lol
Brittany: *texts* Oh is it about Ethan
Jia: *texts* IK I was just making sure
Brittany: *texts* Can you sing it
Jia: Don’t say that
Roy: I’m surprised she didn’t get you as a bf your standards are lower than jade’s
Jason: *cracks open the door and grabs jade* Bye *shuts the door back* hello jade
Jia: Hello
Brittany: idk park, spa, etc
Jason: So boys what should we do today
Jia: Aww
Brittany: A place where we get our nails done alone with a massage
Roy: idk
Jia: Uh Thx *pretends to eat it and tosses it into the bushes*
Brittany: Oh wow
Roy: kk
(Wait.....ohhhh Star bucks I thought it was called straw bucks)
Brittany: Yay
Brittany: Yessss
Jia: Yay
(I have never been to star bucks so uh idk what they have)
Jia: *sighs* Fine *takes jade to the bathroom to change her*
Brittany: I’ll go get the popcorn *walks off *
Jia: *lays her down on changing table* Ew *takes off her diaper* oh gawd you stink
Jason: *looks at posters*
Jia: *changes her diaper* Are you feeling better jade
Roy: That sounds nice
Jia: good *washes hands then walks out with her* Ok jade’s Good now
Brittany: *comes back* what are we watching today
Jia: WHAT?!
Brittany: did y’all forget that we had jade with us
Jason: Come on it won’t be that bad just a little blood and screams
Jia: Don’t be scared jade it will be fine
*murder happens*
Brittany: ECK
Jia: Ugh *carries jade out the theater* Calm down baby girl calm down
Jia: *walks around* How about we watch a kids movie like the LEGO movie
Brittany: YALL CHOSE THIS MOVIE
Oh wow XD))
Jia: *pays for LEGO movie and walks in* This will be great
Brittany: NOW SHUT UP
Jia: Aw thanks your my best friend too
Brittany: HIT ME WITH THAT BELT IM GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT
Brittany: *jumps on conner*
Roy: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Jia: oh hello Ethan
Brittany: *bites him*
Jia: *hears roy* Eh it’s normal for them to be that way
Brittany: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jia: Are you sleepy Ethan
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Jia: *drinks soda* Oof I gotta go use the bathroom *looks at jade* can you stay here and be good for me
Jia: *comes back* huh conner and Brittany are acting more like babies than the baby her self *sits down*
*movies end*
Jia: *half sleep* everything is awesome dududu
Roy: ITS FINALLY OVER!!
Jia: *wakes up* Huh-What..Oh the movie is over *shakes Ethan* wake up dude*
Jason: *shaking*
Jia: The movie is over let’s go *picks up jade*
Brittany: *follows trisha*
Roy: like I know *kicks Jason*
Jason: OW
Jia: *walks around* hmm where is the exit
Jia: Excuse me where is the exit
People: *dont listen*
Jia: Hello forget it then
Jia: No...maybe...probably.....Idk jade just don’t worry *walks around*
Jia: here hold jade *gives her to Ethan* I’ll try to find a way *runs around* TRISHA!! BRITTANY!! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
