Also, if you can't read it, it says: Species disowned from: The Urban dictionary Maximum muscles: Marshmellow Apparel: Shades, over-sized belt, pants, and boots Narcissist and come in many colors.

I forgot to add a few more things: They are smaller than the average mouse but can lift anything up including furniture. People assume they are ghosts invading their home but it's the Bodybuilder Mice raging when mom put baby powder on the floor to make it smell good. They'll sometimes like to sleep between human toes when they grow old and sleep until they die there.

They also are legally blind have no eyes. Their gender is the only male so they reproduce by respawning in a bed. Sometimes, they'll respawn wrong and come out as Shrek, the species banned those who became Shreks or any mouse who was Shrekosexual.

In 2019 it finally was legal to marry a Shrek and now Shrek's can happily flex like the other mice.

Whoever flexes the most gets their own belt with their own name on it so they can be somehow unique. I hope you enjoy the species UWU