Pap: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Pap: ... 3:<<<<<<<<<<<

Pap: 3:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< *leaves*

Pap: nyeh!!! WHY EVERYONE IS DOING PUNS TODAY?!?!

Pap: NYEEHHHHHH!!! *throws a plate of spaghetti on ur face XD*

Pap: ... Nyeh, yes i want it- wait... DON'T!!!

Pap: you're going to do another joke, aren't you?

Pap: NGH!!! FORGET IT! I'M GOING TO PREPARE MY PUZZLES!!! *Leaves*

Pie: *on the background* he's already bugged, wait a bit and he'll feel better -w- Pap: *already focused on doing puzzles and his stuff*

Pie: btw can i play too? :3

Pie: yey! :D i suppose now's turn for Dead tho :3

Pie: Sans is probably in Grillby's or smth

Pie: i think the hooman is still in the Ruins Sans: *randomly walks in 'cuz y not* oh, heya there

Sans: *looks at Dead* aren't you another me then or smth? -w-

Pap: ... yes? *still a bit grumpy*

Sans: oh ok :v

Pap: *looks a bit less grumpy* it's alright, i forgive you

Sans: oh cool -w-

Pap: oh, yes it would be nice :3

Pap: in this puzzle you have to step on the all "x"s to change them into "o"s and then press that button over there, i'm right now trying to make this puzzle resembl my face though... but it is very hard because it frozens everytime >:T

resemble*

Pap: hm... ok

Pie: yesh he is uwu Pap: oh, now that i think about it... it actually sounds like a good thing :3

Pie: yeah, that's y i luv him nwn Pap: thank you, Nyeh heh heh :D

Pie: he's kinda lazy and all but, he's pretty nice with me and even thought looked like if nothing mattered to him i think he worries a lot about the people he loves

Sans: *being lazy rn* -w-

Pap: if you need any help i can give you an easyier answer :3

Pie: *whispers bac* who? Pap: you see, there's also a switch you can press behind that tree over there *points at the tree* if you switch it the puzzle can be easly solved

((oof sry 4 bad english))

*the puzzle solved when Dead ppulled the switch* Pap: nice :3 Pie: ... i-i... th-th-think it a-already happened... but the human d-did a reset... and currently is on a pacist run...

pulled*

Pap: wait, can i play to? *also walks over*

((yeah XDD)) Pie: let's play jenga then, idk

Pie: okie :3

Pie: oh... that means! *goes away* Pap: nyeh? Pie? who's Frisk?...

((i suppose i should be Frisk, right? -w-))

Pap: oh, ok then

((ok uwu))

Sans: hey, Pap, look what's that! Pap: nyeh? Sans, that's a rock Sans: i mean what's that in front of the rock? Pap: *gasp* THAT'S A HUMAN! aren't they!? :3D Sans: yup

Pap: I'LL FINALLY BE POPULAR AND HAVE WHAT I DESERVE! I WILL FINALLY JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!!! :DDD Sans: yup -w- Pap: *ahem* HUMAN, I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! AND I WILL CAPTURE YOU NYEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH *runs away to get puzzles ready* Sans: don't worry, pal, Pap won't be harmful, even if he tried ((last time, Frisk did a genocide :P ))

Pie: heck, they saw me ;w;

((if Frisk can't speak... i wonder how'd they speak with the phone, jk XDDDD)) Pie: idk sign language ;w;

Pap: well... if i capture a human, i the great Papyrus, will finally be able to join the royal guard! Nyeh heh heh heh! >:333

((coolio :O)) Pie: oh, hi there Frisk

Pap: er... uh... b-but it's s-still be cool, wouldn't it?... Pie: Pap has met other hoomans before... but never got to capture them, instead he became friends XD

it'd*

Pap: n-nyeh... b-but p-people would think i'm d-doing a very cool j-j-job a-and... Pie: Dead, plz stop

Pap: n-nyeh...? b-bu-... Pie: would you stop? plz? Sans: DEAD, STOP!

Pap: ... nyeh... *the words that Dead told to him are making him consider some things*

Pap: w-what? b-but i don't want to hurt you

Pap: i-i mean... now that you make me think of it... the life of a royal guard won't be as easy as i thought... but i still want to be one, and THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WON'T GIVE UP HOPE THAT EASLY!! NYEH HEH HEH !!!

Pie: *randomly comes bac* oh, if chu ask i was eating some bone attacks in the house of Sans and Pap :v Pap: Pie, again? Pie: what? Pap: *sigh*

Sans: ... it's alright i suppose...

Sans: ... yeah, my bro's very innocent and i worry 'bout him... but since he's too cheerful and positive i suppose it wasn't something too bad...

Sans: hey

Sans: eh, i'm too lazy to battle -w-

Sans: *teleports some popcorn* -w- Pie and Pap: *talking to each other :v*

Pap: Nyeh? Ok :3 Pie: should i regurgite ur bo- Pap: Pie, please no... Pie: mk lol -w-

Pap: ok

Pap: *does normal bone attack without turning anyone blue yet, obiouly dodgable*

((oof bac ;w;))

((let's say Pap dodged everything :v)) Pap: *uses blue attack and turns both of 'em blue* you're blue now >:3

((XDDD)) Pap: *uses bone attacks* how high can you two jump?

Pap: oof *gets up w/ the help of Dead* because i was going to use my bone attacks, Nyeh heh heh!! *moar bone attacks*

Sans and Pie: *lazily* gj, ur doing rly cool attacks -w- Pap: Nyeh heh heh heh heh!!! >:3

Pap: *dodges it somehow* Pie: great, Pap, u finally learned to ready ur self if i ever do another tackle hug -w- Pap: AND NOW'S TIME FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK!! NYEH HEH HEH *nothing happens* Pie: oof, i think i ate it -w- Pap: PIE!!!

Pap: Dead, are you alright? did you got hurt too badly?

Pap: *Vivi's tackle attack fails again -w-*

Pap: NYEH?! ok? :v

((yeah, y not -w-)) Pap: ok...? Pie: Dead, u ok, dude?

Pap: you're bleeding, Dead! Pie: hi there Lancer, howd u get here?

Pie: ok :v Pap: we should get some help, i'll bring up some bandages i had in home *quickly goes to get stuff to help Deadslayer*

Pie: no it's not fine 3:< Pap: *gets bac with stuff* i have brought you up some things that might help

Pie: u hurt urself rly badly while battle training Pap: oh, i didn't see you there, Lancer! hello

Pie: if chu excuse me, i'll break the 4rth wall, everyone is joining this rp rn XD and probably there's people stalking this, right?

Pie: oh, btw hi there, Zecri

Pie: idk who ate the toast :v Pap and Sans: what? .-.

Pie: i has no idea :v

Pap: But... i think you should rest a bit more Dead

((hhhhhhhhhh my computer's laggy, don't type everyone at the same time plz))

Pap: but... are you sure? Pie: *gives Lancer a cookie* :3 Sans: we could aslo go to Grillby's if you want, kiddo -w-

also*

Sans: it's a restaurant -w-

Pap: mhm, i don't want you to get more hurt, Dead... let's train later, ok?

Pap: ... <:/

Sans: *teleports Pie, Lancer and himself to Grillby's* -w-

Pap: i don't know... but i think we should train in another moment...

Pie: *mumbles* ohmehgoshLancer'ssocoot Sans: what do you want, kiddo? fries or burger? -w-

Pap: ... ok, why not ^w^

Pap: i'll never get used to teleporting...

Pap: wowie... interesting place OwO

Sans: ... uh no -w-

Pap: that's quite an unoriginal name, thought...

Pap: oh ok *meanwhile in Grillby's* Sans: ok then -w- Grillby, 3 burgers Grillby: *goes and gets the burgers 4 'em* Sans: want ketchup? Pie: no thx *devours the burger* yum ^w^

Sans: Lancer? -w-

Sans: ok then -w- *drinks ketchup like if it was water idk XD*

*meanwhile in echo cave :v* Pap: *also listening*

*again at Grillby's XD* Sans: Lancer, i've heard that you were a prince, right? -w-

Sans: cool -w- Pie: *starts nibbling Sans*

Pap: ok

Sans: if you want more, you can also have my burger -w-

Sans: nah, i'm fine, oh heya Dead and Frisk

Sans: as usual -w- Pie: hi there *keeps nibbling Sans*

Pap: well i wish i could join the royal guard, be the coolest and be popular Nyeh heh heh! :3

((bye)) Pap: oh... that'd actually be nice

Pap: oh, of course! i hope Grillby didn't give him silly juice again... Sans: Pie talked about you and then i think Pap also met you... but idk -w-

((ok owo))

Sans: oh heya there

Pap: SANS you aren't drunk yet, aren't you? Sans: nope uwu Pap: thank god... nyeh... *crosses arms bc he doesnt want to be there* i'm going to see Undyne... Sans, don't you dare to do weird things in the meanwhile, please *leaves the place*

Sans: 'm good -w-

Pie: everything alright Lancer?

Pie: was it bc of your father?

((oof bye))

Pie: *stops nibling Sans* oh... did he do bad things to you again?...

Pie: *hugs Lancer and pats his back* *with a calm serene voice* it's al right now... your father's not here

((i knew u were going to joke with that XDDD)) Pie: don't worry child *softly pets Lancer*

((PFFT rolesception XD))

Pie: *in low tone so only vivi can listen* shhhh.... dogs purr too

((2 rps in one lmao XDDD))

Pie: heh ^w^ ur pretty coot, Lancer

Pie: as cute as one of those nwn

Sans: *falls asleep 'cuz y not XD*

Pie: oh, you're right... it's getting late

Pie: pfft, don't be silly, he's just sleeping XD Sans: *quietly snoring* *wakes up* w-what? did i miss something?

Sans: thx -w-

Pie: *ears twitch fastly in all directions* what was that?...

Pie: oh... stay here Lancer *goes outside to see what happened*

Pie: ... er... something tells me you're King Spad or smth, idk y...

Spade*

Pie: King Spade... how'd you end up here???

Pie: plz don't fight... it'll be worse

Pie: i-i don't know...

Pie: ... 0_0" K-King how'd you get here?

((oof k))

Pie: i-i... really don't know *starts whining and feels rly intimidated by King*

((idk if i can ;w;))

((i suppose i'll have to be him hhhhhhhhh))

Pie: K-King... i'm HONEST, REALLY, i don't know... *Whining more*

Pie: *gulp* ... er... o-o-ok... *meanwhile* Vivi: Lancer, stay here, i'll check if King's gone *TP's to where Pie and King are*

Vivi: so... i've heard that you do bad things your son, tell me, why? Pie: Lancer ain't any fool! 3:<

Pie: what? ;w; Vivi: ... *preparing knife*