yes I am a bit too ****ing late I always am dammnit

thank u lemme shit my ass out- I mean chat or rp

alright whats ur fandom (literally how a ***** weeb starts a conversation)

EDDSWORLD I HEARD EDDSWORLD

*screams cuz imma eddsworld weeb shit af*

I rlly wonder : WHY DO I ENJOY DRAWING TORD THE MOST WHILE HE'S NOT MY TYPE IN CHARACTERS NOR MY FAVORITE UR LIKE CLOSER TO LEAST FAVORITE TORD.

ikr

I also like Bendy Alice my favorite also boris cuz they so like a cinnamon but actually not but also so soft while evil at the same time it's ink and yea

WHERE HAVE U BEEN IN MY LIFE BOI

IKR ALASJDFLJAKSFKLDASJFADSLFJSLKDFFJDSAKFJDSLFJX<CVNZXCZVJWOERIQPOIRELANXVCXKJFSLKERUOEWIUQRNZXLFNASD

I also like DDLC like Monika **** u so I once tried hacking and got caught so monika was mad at me and I started to panic and just hack more then monika gave me a hacking virus to herself so happy ending

YESSSSHHHH

y e s *continues hacking* Monika : ***** WAT DID I SAY ABOUT TRYNA DESTROYING ME UHhhh one more time and no cupcakes for me? Monika : NO Then WHAT WAS IT Monika : YA SCAMMIN CHEATER STOP THE SHIT OUTTA IT Ok goodbye *hacks a bit more*

tis the light of my dark shitty life ;v; *wipes tears*

I once made Yuri say 'I want to die' and I started to laugh and record dat with "I want to die" meme that epicc file got deleted after my computer got an update tho ;-;

;-; *doodles a bit more of eddsworld AU*

(o no)

SO I FRIKIN FINISH MEHH DOODLES

;-; nu *gives holy cross that once Nun Tord used*

osht

wellllllll

shit.

me just upload eddsworld AU doodles (like MY AU)

wannna see it?

yea nvm it's like shit and u probably want to save ur eyes

*gives bleach* https://ibb.co/BrX6mFJ https://ibb.co/0CNFHKj the pic is blurry af and I trasnlated it from my language and most of all IT IS SHIT. So BEWARE.

IF YOU ARE TRULY BRAVE TAKE A RISK AND WATCH THESE SATANIC PICTURES THAT HAS BEEN CREATED BY A DEMON *****

I recommend you a pair of glasses

also a therapy that can cure ur brain that is related to your sights that has been damagedd due to that drunk priest tom hit us both hard in the head with a giant cross.

you need the therapy now

btw what kind of ships do u have? (nyes Im retarded)

y e s

and DAMNIT I ship tomtord but not in a romantic or sin way in this way (Play this at 0:25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cer-w5MImNM)

Tom : *still drunk af* hughareugh

ye

(? wdym by no need to go)

Ye so I hired a giant robot for that Tord : AND YOU ****ING FAILED? ohhh yeah.

Tord : Welcome, the only way to cure your disease is to become a communist

SHIT I kinda called the wrong ****ing number NO DONT LISTEN TO HIM

(o yea I have another eddsworld OTP Matt x Matt dont kill me now)

Tord : Ah yes *searches luggage* Where was my AK-57 Paul : sir but she's innocent- Tord : OH SHUDDAP

(lol ikr)

(I neeed to gtg I'll be on if I can bye)

(BAACCC)

(shit on illeagly mite get caut if me caut den me be afk till tomorrowe k?)

Patryk : Is Tord drunk again Paul : No he doesn't drink, he's either high in weed or too much hentai

Tord : I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT Paul : *grabs one of tord's arm* SIR NO SHE'S INOCCENT TO BE KILLED (lol fuc spellings)

Patryk : NU *slap yo hand*

(I like, how paul and patryk are in evil side but they are actually rlly caring and have good morals like *inhales*)

Patryk : ..What do we do with her now Tord : IF YOU LISTENED TO ME IT WOULD HAVE GONE BETTER

(DOOD WDYM BY BAD ENGRISH LIKE BISH WHERE)

(Sorry for da bad connection stoopid ****in wifi)

Paul : DO YOU WANT TO REALLY LIVE IN JAIL AGAIN? Tord : ***** THEY CAN LIVE ON THE SOFA

(communism at its finest)

Tord : YES. PLEASE DO. Paul : SIR PLEASE STOP Patryk : *holds another arm* SIR PLEASE THIS IS AGAINST THE LAW Tord : SINCE WHEN DID WE ****ING CARE ABOUT LAWS?

(where did u get the gun I thought patryk hid it oh shit did I just **** another logic)

Paul : CHILD- Patryk : :OOOOO *sad terrified noises* Tord : OH SHUT UP LET HER BE.

(SCREEEEEEE=) Paul : :O Tord : AMRTOIERASDLFKJADSFDASLFKJSAFd

(U ****IN GENIUS WHERE HAVE U BEEN IN MY LIFE)

(neeeeeehh same heere) Tord : *retarded norski pain ass sounds*

Paul : ...yeah she's not innocent GET HER

Paul : *oof*

Tord : Please do

Paul : *still oofing* Patyrk : *crying cuz his lover boi's dying* Tord : Yay,.

Me : b/itCH U FORGOT ABOUT ME

Me : *goes to u and slap that AK outta yo hand*

Tordd : *oofs* Paul : *cry* Patryk : *also cri* me : DONT U ****N DO DAT DONT U KILL YOSELF

SCREEE

YAY

Tord : *gurmps* ;v;

Tord : kill. yourself or join us

Tord : *flips bird*

Tord : JOIN US JUST ****ING-

Tord : ....

Tord : OKAY OKAY STO- *gets shot* *also gets shot on the ribs* AAAAAAAAAAAH

*ded* Tord : Whatever just geet out

Dont gooo Tord : ...yea this is all your bad *points gun at me* fair enoigh.

Tord : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *shoots* *gets hit in the arm* EEEEE

*already fainted cuz im too weak af* Tord : >:( shit

e

Tord . :MOTHER****INGASDFLJAFLJKASDf screeeeee goobye commie *dab*

Tord : *screams while Paaul and Patryk tryna calm him down this retarded ****in norski went a bit too ****in much in hentais*

so how did it go

nah just high on hentai.

Tord : meh *starts shooting* (this rp is turning to hell hole)

nu bai)