*cries*

NO IT NOT OKI LEMME CALL DA PRIEST

the priest is tom

Tom : *drunk* helasdflkjfsdflkj s bless this bean *Drops* TOM NO GET UP U MEME EMO PINAPPLE Tom : *ded* Edd : 'w'

Nvm screw dis *eats pinapple sweet bun (Which is like a general type of buns, like fruit buns in my country)* Tom : OH THE NAME OF SATAN LET THIS SHITTY ***** GET EXCORSISTS ASDLFJSA *hhits me with a cross* SCREEEEEEEEEE

Tom : That's probably because an unholy being just got sacrificed *points at me*

Tom : Do you think I can?

Edd : That satanic unholy being was gone for good and we know it 'w' Matt : *brings the satanic unholy being back to life* Uh you just made your deal ma'am *wakes up* SCREEEEEEEE- Tom : oh SHUT THE **** UP *hits me with a cross again*

Tom : eee *falls back to sleep* Matt : UH I wish for your soul now since I brought that figure back to life ma'am.

Edd : NO STOPIT *slaps yo hand* Matt : HEY Tord : *walks in the no longer holy chapel* Uh tryna rob here don't mind me *snucks*

Edd : you poor bean dont do it *hugs* Matt : EDD THAT GIRL JUST MADE HER CHOICE Tord : *takes the holy cross and sneaks out*

Tord : *Screams and hits Matt with a cross* Matt : TORD YOU ***** Edd : No swearing in the holy chapel you ****ing monster

Tord : *Screams* Me : I HERD SOMETHIN UNHOLY COMMUNIST SCREECHIN HIS FUCCIN ASS OUT Edd : No but- Matt : OH SHUT UP

(Shit, you just awakened two unholy spirits gl)

Edd : You can't live without a soul! Tord : I can :3 Matt : Child stay out of this Tord : >:( Tom : sgut wgt sretiy here? (shit, why are you here?) *smacc Tord with cross* Matt : ENOUGH WID DA CROSS >;u

Matt : why thank y- Edd : DONT DO IT CHILD *slaps Matt* Tord : *tries to sneak out*

Tord : *screeches* Matt : DONT TOUCH DA CHILD

Tord : *smirks* I don't ****ing care. (He doesn't really give a shit on anything)

Tord : I'm..not on drugs? Are you? Me : Yes he is on hentai *gets out matches and starts to burn Tord's 18+ stuff* Tord : NONONONO-

(retardance unholy screeches at its finest)

Tord : *starts crying and runs to da fire this retarded norski* Matt : Child dont you flippin Tom : THE CHAPEL IS BURNIN Nah Im gonna sleep Edd : N O Me : screeeee-

ME : I wanna DIE DIE DIE, DIE DIE DIE Tom : *still drunk* That's meh song..

(did u know tom from eddsworld is tomska DUN DUN DUNNNN)

Matt : FINALLY LIKE YE- Edd : NO- *slappy time Matt*

(shit my ideal Edd x Matt finally here tbh not a crazy otp master or anything, I just want to see them ripping each other for stoopid reasons)

Edd : LOOK AT THIS POOR BEAN HOW COULD YOU >;( Matt : -_- cuz I can?

Matt : Ye. Edd : N u ;-; *keeps hugging you*

Edd : EXORCISM NOW *takes out cross*

Matt : LIKE, FINALLY. *something tugs him* Matt : Tord what now Tord : asdlkfjdasfjksafoius ;-; *crying cuz I burned all his 18+ shitpost*

(Edd and Matt still alive cuz they souls) Matt : YE *takes ur soul* Edd : aSfdfkdjf *crying and stuttering at the same time*

(NO bai)

Edd : :3

Matt : *takes yo so- Edd : SCREAEEEEEE *knocks out Matt*

Edd : *still crying while hugging ringo*

Edd : ok "3

Edd : Ok :3 matt : *groans* Tord : *Runs far, far away*

uh.. Drunk.. he's pulling on mi yellow shirt he's crying about his dad.

SHIT.

Tom : Eeeeeeeeeeeee- how yall get those liquor anyways

Guys please dont do this to me Tom : *curls up and cries*

Tom : Mommmy daddy *cries and tugs mi* Tom did you realize you are stronger than you think and IT IS ****ING HALF MOON

Edd : *pats u* :3 such a soft soul

Edd : still so soft ;3

Edd : soft ;w; soul

Edd : *pats u and Edd*

Tom : Bear.shot.mi.padre *still crying*

(no bye)

Matt : *knocked out*

Tom is literally pulling me by the force of gravity and crying all over my shirt which is disgusting

Seriously where am I suppose to change now

am I suppose to shove this shirt into tom's mouth or..

Edd : Im his guardian *pats tom and makes him sleep* :3

yeah IM A BIT TOO ****ING LAZY TO change so

*shoves le shirt to tom's mouth*