传教!2【EMT.】
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27.01.2020
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Suspicious-Stew[OP]
27.01.2020 07:11
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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated 300th top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numberous secret raids on your brother, whose name is Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I trained a gorilla and I'm the least top sniper in the entire US unarmed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my non-****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that non-shit to me over the game known as Fortnite an Roblox? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the state known as the USA and my IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, magnet. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a storm. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and you can kill me in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dumb,
stupid cat. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of your laptop, you tall shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing phone. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing not dead, person that I 100% don't know.