*pet pet*ōwô

Ur artstyle is so cute!i wish I was like u!(cuz my art RELLY sucks ;-;)

aw ain't that sad send her many cookies and hugs

and send her this gun to shoot that cupid nibba I've been on his ass for a while and she seems like she could kill him ^^

give her many supplies for the many days she needs more cookies hot pockets hugs ammo a nibba finder heart candies (bait)

and a partner *picks up Lemon* send this thing to her

oh, well.......*chucks lemon into an abyss* I'll come ^^

woo!

hey you got a lil something on your chest

yea, and patch it up, or it'll get infected with lemon disease

*he wraps her in a bandage* I prefer Kiwis

I love pineapples!!!

eh i think it's ok as long a it also has mushrooms on it too but i wouldn't want to eat that all the time

don't worry i prefer garlic bread sticks with a giant all meat pizza with a side of pasta ^^

*he hugs her* aww why wouldn't we be *he smiles*

*he steps back* OH! im sorry shoulda known, im stupid

awwww thank you

*points a gun at her* yep ^^

oh sorry! i saw a halo and some wings and so i aimed *puts the gun away*

yea a cute lil thing with nice lil ears, so i thought it was an angel guess i was wrong

WOAH! YOU OK!

im sorry let's get the lil baby ass angel *****

*he grabs her hand* lets go! *and he runs off towards a holy light*

*they arrive at a scene where cupid readying an arrow to shoot a couple seen it the distance*

*he pulls out his revolver* as always

*he aims and fires, wounding the baby ****er and making him drop to the ground* *he takes out a knife and gives it to her smiling* you can do the rest

wait wouldn't that make him in love with you or some shit?

god damn now no one has to be in love now WOO!

*he hugs her lightly* yes it has

*he opens a bottle of whiskey and chugs it* you don't have to tell *hicc* me twice

...I need to lay down *falls over*

*inaudible mumbling*

*he gets up stumbling, taking out a flask*

fine! *he lays down on the couch*

you don't need to sit on the floor *points to a cushy recliner*

idk man, turn on the one movie with the anime tiddies

THAT PIG ***** *takes out his revolver*

that's better *he smiles and sits up*

yea big nibba bird is there, he sells me weed

oh shit! ROCO! he used to give me beer

yea........oh...bighead..

this is my childhood how couldn't I *he smiled back*

*he gets up and goes to the kitchen* im getting some snacks

*he comes back with a bag of cookies, and a big plate of pizza rolls, he sat right next to her giving her the cookies*

*he put the plate on her lap and smiled*

*he wrapped an arm around her, stealing a cookie, and looks back at the tv*

*he changes the channel*

awww, i'll change it back for cute wittle ol you *changes it back*

*he boops her nose* this one would *he smiles*

and so are you

I'm a jokester ain't i

*he scoots closer to her* thank you *smiles*

*he leans over and kisses her cheek*

*he sits back up and looks at the tv*

*still looking at the tv* a card?

and im a fan of war *he kisses on her cheek again*

*he kisses her cheek again* in your dreams!

*he hesitates* ......oh i see what your doing

*he turns to her, puts his hand on her cheek, and kisses her*

*he leans back and grins* i win

*he chuckles, smiling*

*he puts a cookie in her mouth* alright whatever you say *he turns back to the tv*

*he eats another cookie for himself*

good show isn't it?

*he looks at her with one brow raised* i wonder why

a mystery even the mystery gang won't be able to solve

*he laughs* alright

*he puts one in her mouth and another in his* mmhm

*he smiled back at her, finishing his cookie*

im fine with that *he smiles giving her another cookie*

of course not, its not possible for you to be fat, only chubby and cute

*he gets up and pulls her off the couch* we've got time now!

impossible!

*he hugs her* I can still respect that

*he shakes his head no smiling*

*he playfully punches her arm* yea i just walk around a lot, hard labor ya know

aw that's cute, so we going orrrrr?

*he grabs her hand and walks out the door*

ten blocks away

we can walk there can't we *standing right in front of a motorcycle*

yea, it's my grandma's but she gave it to me

I know right?!?! my grandma's cool, anyway! we better get going if we want to get to the gym in time

*he puts on a helmet and a leather jacket* how'd i know you would say that?

*he hops on the bike and hands her a helmet* hey it's not gonna bite you......probably

*he revs the engine* you might wanna hold on

*as he twisted the handle he did a wheelie, tires squealing, and they took off like a bullet down the street*

*he laughed* first time!?

*taking a hard turn they whip around the street, then after a moment they come to a slow stop* we're here *he takes off his helmet*

don't get the new ones, those ones are for pussies, they don't make the right sound *he walks into the gym*

*he opens the door for her* after you

*he walks in* ....oh shit

*he looks at a group of hulking people, taking up most of the equipment* ......um yea....we s-should go back *he heads for the door*

*he mumbles to himself and walks back*

well you should just lift the bar then *he stands behind the bench*

*he takes them off* you said you were weak!

.....alright then *he gets up on a treadmill and turns it on*

*he puts his headphones on to ignore it, making the treadmill go faster gradually*

*not hearing her he brings it up to a fast sprint*

*he yells over to her* I have the keys to the bike

*he stops the treadmill and walks outside* ...you good?

*he looks at the cigarette* ...um, yea

*he sighs and nods*

oh no! I'm not against it *he laughs* just....have a bad history with them

....not like that necessarily

yea....*he stares into space for a bit buts snaps out of it* yea

yea *he hops back on the bike*

*he revs the engin and takes off, eventually the get back home*

*he looks at her but decides not to ask her what she said, he walks into the house*

*he sits down at the kitchen table, taking out a camera and a picture*

not today no

*he slides the picture across the table, it was the one of both of them*

*he snapped a picture of her* yep, and im gonna develop that one too

aw come onnnn your smile was so cute!

*he puts the camera down* alright

your very welcome

in the fridge

*he nods* yea

yea a bit

*he sighs and lays her down*

*he lays down and falls asleep almost instantly*

(end scene)

(same, nite uwu)

Just a ****ing scratch ?! You need you eyes checked

Boi I call fowl sht->:v

Puts bandaids on the scratch”

Yeah , yeah I’m I’m a professional doctor

Inhales” boi

Pull that thing out first

I'll try not to look at it

Oh god that'll be hard

No problem!......*pulls it out*

It had to go