*turns your breathing loud so i notice*

Aoght hullo

So Yes?

(Im using Ireland and Kray so yeetyeet) Ireland is at his house trying to beat his record of how many beers he could drink Kray is... being Kray

Ireland has gotten to like 24 already Kray decides to get on his cool yt acc B) and do some gaming livestream or smthn Because apparently ukraine is supposed to be addicted to technology

Kray decides to play a horror game and that game is Uh Uhhhhhh U h hhh hhh hhhh some horror game Ireland is on the floor still frinking,at 28 now that idiot will not give up

Kray thumbsed up and continued playing said horror game ehoch shall be... hEnLo NeIgHbOr

Kray looked at the comments. 'Jesus christ... guys dont fight or imma end the livestream.' And then he got jumpscared and died- fell off his chair

Ireland has now gotten to 31 and beat his record And hes ****ing drunk as **** and joins the livestream

Kray rolls his nonexistant eyes at Ireland joining and continues playing

Kray ends the livestream and sighs. '****ing useless, nobody gives a shit about my videos.' Ireland curls up on his bed and tries to sleep

(I feel bad for Raine ngl)

Now timeskip cuz this is boring Ireland woke up, and saw all the bottles and counted them. '30... 31! Yeah! Beat the record! Im gonna tell Raine!'

(I mean, hes pretty much controlled by a 12 year old botch that has who knows hoe many children, hes forced to work all day, and gets possessed a lot)

Ireland ran out his door and started running o Raines house, tripping a shit tom of times, each time screeching '****'

Ireland finally made it to Raines house, basically covered with bruises and cuts from falling on his face 40+ times

(If you comment too much it happens) 'Hey Raine!'

'Guess what?'

'Howd you know?!'

'How DO you know everything?'

'Stalker.' He said jokingly

'Mhm. So, are you finished with your work stuff?'

'You wanna go do something? Like, i dont know, see if we can find some of our other friends?'

'You dont have to say yes to everything... im just asking. I can find something else to do if you dont want to.'

'We can do that then!'

'Hell yeah.'

'Oh ****. I never checked tbe weather...' Ireland had on his usual shorts an tshirt whoops

'Nope im fine.' They start walking

He trips once more, this time landing in the snow and screaming **** like he usually did

'Its ****ing freezing.' He got up and brushed it off continuing to walk.

'Its fine. ' but he put it on anyways

'Thats gonna be hard but ok..'

'Aight. Ill pay for it all so get whatever youd like. Except for the special thats always the most expensive...

Timeskip to like about 30 minutes later

Ireland had gotten to the 31st bottle of beer, and ordered like 5 more. And he was like way more drunk than he ever was because he had drunk 31 bottles at like midnight and since midnight would be this say uh yeah

Day*

He finished his 35th bottle. 'Oh yeeaaHh ive never felt this good!!1!1'

Hey?)

'Im gonna just ordrr a *hic* vodkA, you seem to enjoy *hic* it' yeet

Consumes the vodka and the bottle 'YuM'

And Ireland passes out

Ireland still out cold

And thrn he jumpz up

'AgHu^■>♤♤●♤&$^■☆■☆□zhJBhzh@&^^'H^' autistic screaming

(Osht nohomnohomo) Ireland autistically smacked him across the head (I thi k this rp is making me drunk as well)

'**** YoU'

(Haha no) 'Ud ratger mot' (Omololololollolool what if raines bos came in omh i had yo type omg 5 timez to het it right i mighr have a stroke)

'Um not mexuo leve me be'

'Lol ni'

(Japan: GIAHGJAHDHHSBJAHFHSJDHSHHSBDJHFJSJDJW) 'O-omg... g4y... 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳'

'0k n0 h0m0' Ireland passes out again becauzse he haa basically drenk 666 bottles of alcohol that day

Ireland melts into the floor

And its like 7 hours later

666 milliseconds later

Ireland is still dea- passed out

'Ugh what- get off me!'

'Hold on, how many did i..' counts the bottles 'Nice'

The dude that gave them the drugs : yall ****ed basically

TDTGTTD(totallynotamerica): mhmm. Passed out like 7-8 hours after.

Ireland leaves because haha

Dude: well you did say no homo

Dude: true. Get out plz

Dude: wh- Ireland: *walking home, and he had taken the jacket off and the jacket magically appeared at raines house so he was freezing his ****ing as off*

Ireland jumped and fell in the still existing snow. 'Jesuschrist- hey.'

'Dude what the ****?' His eyes narrowed as he was bleeding out. 'Are you being possessed again or something, or just some mood swing?'

'He said he was done!' He stuck his middle finger up and started crawling away

He was silent but kept flicking him off. 'This is stupid, ****ING STUPID. I THOUGHT I KNEW MY ****ING FRINED BUT GUESS NOT.' Then he got up and started trying to run to his house

'****ING HATE YOU. GO DIE.'

He just kept trying to run but the bottle was like lodged in his chest, he fell over and then died

And ghostghostghost 'Ugh. I hate ghosts.'

He screeched at Raine '**** YOU' then went to find someone to reviveth himself

So he went to his house and sat on the couch because logic and couldnt drink so sad ;(

So basically i gtg for a bit and get dressed))

Bacc))

Irelnad took a ggost remote and put on some ggost tv

(Itfeelslikemymouthisbleedingaaa) He just watched the tv bc haha lol And then big news News: 2 gay men fuced at bar omg lolo ol hahaha it was Irlnsad and Notmykraine

And wow ireland is alive again. 'Owowowowooww **** i shouldve taken the glass out while i was dead...'

Ireland doubled over in pain as he tried to get the glass and the shards out. 'ShEt'

(Bruh raine needs to quit his job like damn) Ireland was able to get the glass out and it was bleeding again so he put a shit ton of bandages in his chest BuT iT bLeD tHrOuGh. '****!'

(Oh no) 'Shit, shit.. i cant have everyone noticing the blood...' he wrapped his chest in gauze, and then put on a dark green shirt and a green jacket. 'That should be ok...'

Then he noticed the large puddle of blood on the floor. 'Oh. Stupid ugly possessing ghosts, WHY DO THEY ****ING EXIST?!'

Ireland would clean the blood up and take whatever he used outside to throw it away. Instead of going inside he sat out there in the cold.

Dead rp lol)

He took out a pen and started venting, drawing all over his arms sometimes piercing them.

(FrOm ThE fUtUrE) He decided to take a walk around the neighborhood

(BamaAla find a way to wake up and meet one of us lol) He passed raines house and heard noises

Ireland continues walking.

'OhheyEurope'

And then b l o o d '****. ' because blood had bled through

(No from his chest dummy because stupid ghost roach man and not good bandaids haha)

He decided to just let h i s c h e s t bleed out

And suddenly... Irelands brother appears hahaha Ireland: shit... no no not you no go away Northirlenanfush: hi

(IneedanameforNorthIrelandbecauseimgonnausehimsometimes) Ireland: go away im not in the mood. NorthIrelndad: oh..

(Also ireland just passed Raines house so uh ))

Ireland glared at uh... Nor thats gonna be the nickname and shoves him down. 'I told you to leave me alone.'

Irepand turned around and saw Raine. 'Oh. Um.. you.. you okay..?'

'Ok. Uh... you saw nothing back there. That little twerp isnt there.' Nor would get up. 'Hey, im not a twerp.'

Ireland started walking away. Nor just stood there.

seY

No...

Its a COUNTRYHUMAN roleplay.

So um :)

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