w h y t h e f u c k child, your grounded

I A M N O W *shows legal papers* O O O D A M

*inhales* no knives, no cookies, no epic games, no minecraft girlfriend, FOR A WEEK O O H M O M M A D R O P P E D A B O M B

dont diss your momma like that lia:*dies of laughter*

Vampy: ...u have a mom?...

lia: *secretly gives him his tablet and sum cookies* run owo

...?

star: *pokes lia* w h a t d i d y o u j u s t d o ? lia: n o t h i n g s i s

Vampy: um, hello... r u my dad's mum?

Vampy: (remembers grim) Don't burn me :<