Edd: *sleeping*

Torm: *some random rawrs-*

Matt: -sleeping with mirror in hand XD-

Edd: *still sleeping*

(Oh true lmao)

Edd: *mumbles while sleeping*

(LOL, so true XD)

(lmfao true)

Torm: uncle edd, wake up!!!

Matt: -mumbling- imm smo hanmdsm..... (XD)

Edd: *still sleeping*

(Oh true lmao)

Edd: *still sleeping*

Tom:-rawr-

Torm: *shaking edd* uncle edd, please wake up

Edd: *still sleeping*

Matt: -accidentaly drops mirror-

Torm: uncle edd, pretty please wake up ;3;

Edd: *still sleeping* ((Tord is being stupid-))

Torm: scREEeE

Edd: *still sleeping* ((Nothing can effect a ghost/angel people can’t touch him uwu))

((I don’t really know anyway)) Edd: *sleeps*

Matt: -wakes up, goes to them- COULD YOU QUIET, i need my beuty sleep. (XD)

Torm: that huRt-

Edd: *FiNAlly wakes up* why are you guys in my room owo?

tom:-rawr- you sleep so late

Edd: What, you don’t think Torm goes on my computer at midnight?

Torm: uncle edd. U couldnt wake up so we tried to wake u up uwu

Matt: Vampire Shmampire, i need my beauty sleep anyways. (XD, COUGH)

Edd: How’d I lock you in, the Key is right on my desk

Torm: o h . . .

Tom:-slaps matt-

Edd: There’s also bacon-

Torm: bAcoN!?!?

Matt: HEY. -bites toms arm- (XD, COUGH COUGH, CALL 911 XD)

Edd: there’s like a billion in the fridge

Edd: Then someone has to get more food

( C O. U G HH W H Y- ) Torm: I need thy bacon uwu

Tom:ow.

Torm: can I have the bacon? owo

Edd: Tord I’m not giving you brains

Matt: umm, Blood.

Edd: Torm yes you can

(hes gonna let him outside)

Torm: y eS gotta love me some bacon uwu

Edd: Im locking the house, Tord You are officially locked in (Tord is grounded by Edd, NOT CLICKBAIT)

Tom:-gives him a steak- there tord.

Edd: Matt I’m not letting you out too-

(torms logic-)

Matt: -goes back too room- Wake me up when your done grounding tord.

Edd: *gets a chancla* I cant let you eat people

((Owo what have I done))

Matt: -gasps- THE CHANCLA (XD)

Torm: o w o whAts hAppeNiNg?

Edd: owo so what

tom:-gives tord chcicken- therE?

((A chancla is a flip flop owo)

Torm: *confusIon*

((Brings Medd in for company for Torm)) Medd: Torm I dunno what’s happening either

Torm: s I g h

Edd: n o

Edd: *locks the doors*

Medd: I am confused -w-

Tom:Smh

Matt: -shouts at tord- QUIET, FRIKEN BAT. -slams door-

Torm: smh dad what is happEniNg

Edd: I can literally make you invisible-

Medd: Dad Matt, what’s happening owo

tom:i don't know

Torm: *hugs medd* im confused :C

Torm: dAd lAngUage

Medd: *hugs back*

Edd: *makes Tord grounder owo*

tom:TORD!

Torm: : (

Edd: exactly how can a zombie hiss?

TOM:-hugs torm-

((Sallyeet tomxtord is on owo))

Torm: im confuzzled...

((I hav noticed))

Edd: *steals gun from Tord* Do you want me to shoot you?!

Torm: *helpS toRd*

Medd: Dady no- Edd: shush chidl

Child*

tom:-- -hugs tord to help him calm down-

((Edd was the communist all along wheeze))

Matt: -breaks his door down- EVERYONE SHUT UP OR IMMA SUCK ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, INCLIUDING YOURS TORD, NO NOT THE CHILDREN , I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP. -slams door back on, XD-

Torm: s c r e e e *ghElps x2*

Edd: Matt I will short you i swear

Shoot*

Torm: o h n o e s . . .

(Reference to LuLi?) Edd: Fine get this random brain I found ((Little did they know, it was Tord’s))

Edd: *stares at the brain in the floor*

Torm: o h n oes

Edd: what are we gonna do we this brain

Tom:-chases after him picks him up and goes into the house to his room- Get it together -kisses tord Nervously-

Edd: *goes To Tord* owo there’s nobody here we Everyone’s dead (This turned into a dark turn)

Matt: -from room- OH IDK, MAYBE PUT IT BACK IN HIS HEAD SND MAKE HIM SMART AGAIN.

Edd: *comes back* Matt you are actually really dumb or really smart

Edd: I swear to god If you go all the way to Norway-

tom:-brings tord his freakin favorite food-

Matt: Idk, both?

Edd: How will you with one Leg and no money?

Torm: dont leave mE dAd-

((Matt Torm and Tom being alive is a bad thing, I guess Medd is a Angel Vampire hybrid thing))

Tom;im demon, you r to child, it'll be okay

Edd: how about your child, also you’ve lost your army so you still can’t go

Torm: am I even alive anymore-

Matt: -goes out of his room, refreshed and happy- Woo, looks like i did need to eat blood. Hey, Where is everyone.

tom:with torm- bruh tord im all the way over here

Medd: I don’t know, I mean I’m hardly dead

(@ atc lmao)

Torm: oh well.

Edd: Matt, what did you do?

Matt: oh, hey tord :P

Matt: -offended- NO, just eat the dead pig under me.

Edd: You know what *pushes Matt outside* oh wait it’s night-

Medd: OFFENDED

Torm: medd, save me from this living- I meant dead hell.

Matt: -turns invisible, takes a stroll in tne neighborhood-

Edd: Matt I can still see you Medd: Torm, we must go get the holy water

Torm: yes

Matt: -runs off into the dead supermarket-

tom:o w

Torm: a giant spoon and fork?

Edd: *blacked out for some reason uwu* Medd: *gets the holy water* Do we drink it or sprinkle it over everyone?

Torm: (gotta love me some vore.) we sprinkle it over everyone.

Medd: *dumps holy water on Tord* uwu

Matt: -returns- Hey guys look what i found. -throws a recently deceased person with brains and everything-

Torm: guess the holy water didnt worked.

Tom:-scarre-

Matt: -grabs an arm, starts sucking blood from it-

Matt: Night tord. -keeps suckin blood from it-

(gttg)

Matt: -throws arm at him- YOLO.

Matt: -looks outside, turns to bat and flys out looking for recently deceased people-

(XD. tis true, im never myself when im hungry) Matt: -find a person collapsed on the ground, he's ded- Perfect. -sucks blood, carries ded body to house-

Matt: i don't know, i find new ones everyday, like, somewhere, people are re-populating.

Edd: wut (I’m alive owo)

(watch this 1:17, https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lkNtdyvFjTg) Matt: how bout we follow the trail of fresh boddies i founded

Edd: I guess

Edd: Hi tird

Tord*

Edd: wait, where’s my backpack full of cola?

Matt: oh um, the surviving people of this neighborhood stole them.

Edd: s a d

Edd: Yes we are

Edd: why am I going again

(wut) Matt: because they stole your COLAS

Edd: Yeah, I’m not actually dead :’)

Edd: *silence*

Edd: logic is dead

Edd: I Mean I’m a fallen angel that somehow is alive (Best description)

Edd: No you’ve been basically smelling very ALIVE person here

Edd: I actually found someone alive outside

Edd: They has a red sweater a big eyebrows

Have* rio grammar

Rip*

(Yes oml) Edd: ?

Edd: Really?!

Edd: Oh look a zombie by the window that looks familiar

(oh shnixz brb)

(Okie owo) Edd: Is that bing?

Edd: Yeah..

(I BAXK) Matt: ugh, i hate him, trying to replicate my handsomenes, tho he did an almost good job.

Matt: -gets a baseball bat- imma hit him

Matt: No not red bird brow, The DIRECTOR.

Matt: can i kill him now.

Matt: -runs outside, hits le director with a bat repeatedly- DIE MOTHERF*CKER