dont ask me ask jerry

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aight ig but you know my mains but for the ppl who are new to this well zero suit samus (mainly cuz shes my first ever main wtf is wrong with me aaaaa) corrin (bear foot waifu.) mewtwo (edgy omg) lucario (anubis intensifies) aaand lucina (because)

wait ill also be the hero and shit not cuz i main him oh no i dont have the dlc lmao because i got dragon quest 11 this months and yeah

WAIT IM BEING KIRBY TOO

(aa) basically, everyone I am currently being is downstairs.

Mewtwo - "Jeez, this cereal is really cold." Corrin - "Just warm it up in yer mouth, easy."

Corrin - "Let's se- Jesus Christ that's sharp."

Mewtwo - "Wait a minute, isn't there someone at the arena right now--" Lucina - "Probably, you might wanna check it out." Mewtwo - "Aight.."

Corrin - "Prepared for what, anyway?"

-MEWTWO used TELEPORT!-

Corrin - "Demon hunting, for short?" -MEWTWO teleported to the ARENA!- Mewtwo - "Salutations there." -Mewtwo stares at Zero.-

ZSS - "Are you going to use a money printer or are you literally making one?"

Eleven (aka the hero!!omg) raises a sign saying "i want 20 dollars boomer gimme dem dollars" Corrin - "M-Me? Uhh..Why not? BE RIGHT BACK! Gotta...Err...Prepare my weapons!" Corrin BOLTED to her room.

Mewtwo - "I am Mewtwo. I am challenger #24."

Corrin was already in her room, but talking could be heard instead. Eleven then raises a sign saying "what is it boomer"

Eleven then raises a sign saying "ok boomer so tell me bout yer son ig"

Mewtwo - "Alright. Come in."

Mewtwo enters the INSIDE ARENA, where the challengers/fighters rest and prepare for their next battles. MEWTWO - "This is the inside arena, where the challengers here rest and prepare for their next battles." Eleven then raises a sign saying "yo i just call 30+ males a boomer- wait an incarnation of mine knows how to build shit"

Mewtwo - "New challengers must practice before they can have their official first battle. Before your battle, i can introduce you to my comrades...Or the people i just know the most."

Eleven then raises a sign saying "ok boomer"

Mewtwo - "There, at the dining room or kitchen. There are my comrades."

Eleven then leaves the dining room/kitchen, passing by Zero and Mewtwo.

Eleven throws a paper at Ridley's face saying "ok ridleur"

Eleven writes it down on paper, and then gives it to K.Rool. Eleven's Paper's context: ok so basically ridleurboomer asked me to go tell joker that shane's beloved shit is broken thanks to ridley and you gotta help me so are you in Mewtwo - "That there was Eleven, or the Luminary, or just the Hero, he prefers the name Eleven, however. He is one of the 2 new DLC challengers."

Corrin runs downstairs, but then falls down from the stairs.

Corrin - "oW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW O W O W O W O W"

Mewtwo - :ok_hand:

Mewtwo - "And so is this bear wth a banjo. Hence the name, that is Banjo, ALSO one of the 2 new DLC fighters. He often has a bird in his backpack and im certain she cant breathe."

Mewtwo - "Yes, i know. I am old enough to know your personal data." ZSS - "So, uh, what now?"

ZSS - "I mean i know but im just really bored right now." Thats basically her response to Braixen's words.

Mewtwo - "AH! Of course. Zero, this is Braixen. He is also a Mii here. Forgive me if it's the wrong number, but this is challenger #M39.

ZSS - "A lot of weirdness, Terry. A lot."

ZSS - "A new Mii, Corrin going demon hunting with Simon and Eleven taking a shit with King K Drool."

Mewtwo - "I often just forget some stuff."

ZSS - "Who's the child?" Mewtwo - "I'll go ask him right now."

ZSS - "I could help, if you wish." Kirby enters the entire place. Kirby - uwu. Mewtwo - "o k"

Kirby - "honestly i think that sans mii thing i dunno is the laziest guy here not you uwuwuwuowowowo"

Mewtwo - "A bunch of things."

Kirby - "you are making a huge mistake pal"

later e and k drool make it to find joker

Eleven throws a paper at K Rool's face. Paper - hey what did you call me boomer Mewtwo - "...Uncles..?"

joker actually proceeds to help these guys

Mewtwo - "HOLY COW! YOUR...UNCLE IS CRAZY HAND?..oh"

Mewtwo - "Epic."

Eleven then raises a sign saying "are you sure you are giving those to me"

Mewtwo - "Nope."

Mewtwo - "I see." Eleven pats K.Rool's shoulder. (aND THATS HOW THEY BECAME BEEEEEEST BUUUUDS-) ZSS - "So..Should i help you take care o' this demon, or-"

Eleven finally speaks somehow. Eleven - "yeah joker once sucked a dick no joke"

Eleven - "wait shane i want to eat his hands"

Eleven - "wait what"

Eleven - "THANK YOU MY HOLY SAVIOR- wait didnt i just see a dead cat in the hallway somewhere"

Eleven - "a" Corrin - "We might wanna take it down, and fast."