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Someone gives me a potato and says POTATO I screamed then I woke up and it was all a dream

when i was 8 a group of boys stole my shoe and an adult told them to give them back to me and i played with dem lol i was stupid

My dad died I was lonely as a kid and I'm a big fat liar

I ate a yogurt sandwich with pickles

Um My dad used to scream at me and I'd just sit on our couch, listening to moosic. But this was a really important step in my life so that's why I'm sharing this with you

When I was little a little idiot boy forced me to kiss him

I fell and scraped my elbow.

OK, so here's something. My mom and her ex were fighting over a BABY BOTTLE. But not just ANY baby bottle, the ONLY BABY BOTTLE THAT'LL GET MY LIL SIS TO SLEEP. My mom's ex, or my stepdad, was NOT giving my mom the fricking bottle. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED THAT BOTTLE FOR, CHAD?!?

I was at Panera bread (restaurant) and I ordered one of those seasonal cookies, then when I was almost done eating it I dropped it (it was like a crumb) and I went to the cashier and said “I dropped my cookie can I have another one” and she actually gave me one lol

I helped a boy from a kid in my class when I was lil and when I got the kid who was being bullied away from the bully forever the asked me to marry him I said "ummmmmm" his eyes sparkled I said "no but we can be friends..?" I was so weirded out and the kid was 1 grade under me.

Okay, so once when I was really little, probs like kindergarden, I had this little pink ball of fluff that I carried EVERYWHERE and one day, a girl who hated me because her twin had a crush on me, took the fluff I flipped OUT And I told the teacher ant the teacher told her to give it ot me, and SHE RIPPED IT! i mean, it was alot worse than it sounds, cos For one I was 5-6 and for 2 It was my good luck fluff, and my bestest friend (lmao)

i ate food

I was getting my frends phone number (because she just got a phone) and the one time I dont check the number 100 times, I text the wrong number... even better I wrote to who I thought was my frend "i will find you and I will kill you" my frend dident receve the message so I called her, and it was the wrong number

One time I was in the car and there was a lot of gum wrappers in the door pocket thing. I was trying to get them out so I could throw them away once I got inside my house. And then, of course my mom opened the door right when my hand was all the way in the pocket. I hit my head XD

hm I was on a field trip to Legoland and I thought I could walk by myself to places (stUpid) so I got in trouble. Later on in the trip, I was pretty much forced onto a roller coaster because everyone in my group wanted to go on it EXCEPT ME. This black kid (no offense) that hated me with his friend had to sit next to me so when I got off and cried in fear that little ***** laughed at me. I got a new Beanie Boo though :3

some kid in class tried to hug me from behind so i spin around, look at him like he has 3 heads, sit back down, he left me alone