ùwú
by:
-Rubberhose- 
207
207
21.03.2019
171 comments
borktastic-love
21.03.2019 18:31
Linkdo u go dusty sometimes?
-Rubberhose-[OP]
21.03.2019 18:32
LinkDust!Streak: “No? What sort of question is that?”
borktastic-love
21.03.2019 18:33
Linkbut your the dusty version of streak >;0
-Rubberhose-[OP]
21.03.2019 18:33
LinkDust!Streak: “I’m not-“
borktastic-love
21.03.2019 18:34
Linkyes u r >:(
Dust! Streak: “... Killing...” *mumbles really quietly* “... singing...”
Swap Poison: *shakes her head* There must be another way. I never kill anyone.
Swap Poison: What do you mean uneducated? *she said in a challenging manner*
Dust!Streak: “Hmph, Maybe I should say it in a less complex way... You’re dumb.”
Dust!Streak: “Heh, that’s true.” *He grins*
((I’m waiting for dust!ivy to slide in or something
swap Poison: FITE ME- *She was clearly angry and hadn't realised she'd most likely lose in a fight*
Swap Poison: *lunges at him summoning a knife* *it was a fair size but kinda heavy*
Swap poison: *she barely dodges and it grazes it but she threw the knife at his leg*
Dust!Streak: *He looks at it, his expression didn’t change. He pulls it out and throws it back at Ivy*
Swap poison: *she ducked and avoided it narrowly* *it was clear she knew how to dodge... Just not fight* *she tried pulling the knife out of the ground leaving her distracted*
Dust Poison: *slides in and blocks the bullet with her knife, aiming it right at him*
Swap Poison: *she had heard the gun shot and fell forward in shock*
Dust Ivy: why? Did ya miss me? *shed smirk*
Swap Poison: *a shaking mess* :'<
Swap Poison: Pest?!? Who are you calling pest?!? *suddenly really defensive *
Dust Poison: shut up squirt.
Swap Poison: *about to argue but sees Dust ivy giving her the 'try me *****' look and closes her mouth*
Swap: *sulking *
Dust Ivy: I'd kill her on the spot believe me but 1) orders 2) I guess their too young. Mind wise.
Dust Ivy: Go ahead-
Swap: NUUUUUUUUUUU
Dust Ivy: Shut up! That damn skeleton or kid will come over!
Swap: *hiding behind dust*
Dust Ivy: *facepalm*
Dust!Streak: “... You got some tape or something to shut their trap?”
Dust Ivy: I left a needle and thread somewhere but I can't find it. -_- No tape either.
Swap: *inhales* *screech*
Dust Ivy: *pushes her into a pile of what looks like snow*
Swap: *muffled screech*
Dust!Streak: “Is she trying to lead Sans or something here? Jesus ****ing Christ...”
Dust Ivy: I've nearly been caught by him TWICE because of her.
Swap Ivy: *stops screeching*
Dust: I think she's tired herself out..
Dust!Streak: “Good, now I’m gonna find something the shut her up” *He walks off Humming happy pills*
Dust Ivy: ya dead kid? *nudges swap with her foot*
Swap Ivy: *flips over and inhales like before*
Dust Ivy: ;-; why do I even TRY to protect you?
Dust Ivy: even with the tape she'd probably make enough noise for sans to hear tbh.
Swap: *rips the tape off and runs*
Dust Ivy: I KINDA wanna go get her but I'm lazy
Dust Ivy: sans would probably kill her at first sight to be honest. Anyways we should get going.. She's fast
Swap: *sprinting off full speed*
Dust!Streak: “I ain’t no Sonic the Hedgehog, I can’t run for about a meter before deciding to rather face fate.”
Dust Ivy: Stop being a wimp! *running off but not at the same speed as Swap Ivy*
Swap: *screaming*
Dust!Streak: “Fine then, I can be a bootleg Sonic today.” *He starts to run, but on all fours for some reason*
Dust Ivy: *catching upto swap slowly*
Swap: *hits into something or someone and goes flying off her feet*
Dust Ivy: *skids to a stop*
???: wtf? *rubs their head*
Swap: *face down in the snow*
Dust Ivy: *she blinks not bothering to move*
???: *pulls out a revolver and shoots directly at him*
Dust Ivy: *moves away with plenty of time*
Dust!Streak: “Oi, shooting guns at random people is my thing... Well actually no but...”
???: eh don't care found it on the ground. *looks at the bullets inside* outta bullets. *throws it behind them*
Dust Ivy: who exactly are you?
Swap: *already ran*
???: hm? *looks in swaps direction* oh thanks for finding her. Bye *runs*
Dust Ivy: are they a hitman or something? ;-;
Dust Ivy: god your stupid.. *facepalm* a hitman is someone another person hires to murder someone for money.
Dust!Streak: “... I never went to school... I don’t know how to pretty much read :)”
???: *holding swap down*
Swap: *screeches*
???: *covers swap's mouth* jeez calm down.
Dust Ivy: *stops a little way off*
Dust Ivy: *picks him up and throws him at ???*
???: eh?! *direct hit*
Swap: *not daring to move*
Dust Ivy: wow. That actually worked. *walks over*
???: get the **** off me-
???: OK I'm tired of this *shoves him off and stands up*
Dust Ivy: *helping up Swap*
(You got ittt)
Swap Harmony: *takes down the mask and nudges dust streak with her foot* hey. Get up.
Swap Harmony: *grabs his leg and holds him upsidedown*
Dust Ivy: *trying not to laugh*
Swap Harmony: .... He's surprisingly light. *drops him head first into the snow* anyways I have to go. *walks to swap*
Swap: bai
Dust!Streak: “Don’t know if to take that as a compliment or not...”
Dust Ivy: eh I don't know either- *sees his head and starts laughing her ass off* *he had prices of snow everywhere on his head* *his fur was pointed up in different directions*
Dust Ivy: ha... Ha... *she had fallen over* I think I'm actually crazy
Fell Ivy: *looks in the portal Come on streak don't be a wuss. *she taunted fell streak* (I'm tryna keep it goin' ;v;)
Dust Ivy: *throws fell off her* ...
Fell!Streak: *Inha l e* “...” *Jumps into the portal, he lands on his head and looks like he was doing a headstand without his hands. Then he fell onto his back* “O w -“
Fell!Streak: *Runs his head as he sits up*
Dust!Streak: “I half expected you to do some gymnastics there mate.”
Fell!Streak: “The only thing I can do in gymnastics is... nothing.”
Dust!Streak: “Fair enough.”
Dust Ivy: I can't be bothered to learn. I'm lazy -v-
Fell Ivy: I just don't care :P
Fell!Streak: “I think I’ve successfully managed to give myself a concussion.”
Fell!Streak: *He stood up, still rubbing his head, you could see a bit of blood*
Fell Ivy: ha
Dust ivy: eh..
Fell Ivy: imma just invite horror poison and if horror streak wants to come then yeah
Fell!Streak: “The only way Horror!Streak would come is if there is food. Especially if it’s meat...”
Dust!Streak: *He’d walked off*
Dust Poison: I mean I might have... "Found" a dead human.
Fell Ivy: nope get back here *drags Dust Streak back*
Dust!Streak: *He was singing to himself* “Show me how to lie
You're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one
Is an art that's hard to tea-“
Fell Ivy: oh please! your not a ****in' cat.
Dust Ivy: kk imma go call horror. *takes out her phone and walks off*
Fell Ivy: *let's go of him once she's back at the group* I got moody back.
Dust Ivy: kk. The Horrors should be here soon.
Dust!Streak: “...”
Fell!Streak: *Looks in his pockets* “... Fuc k”
Fell Ivy: what have you forgotten now?
Horror Ivy: *falls onto dust ivy*
Dust Ivy: OH COME ON-
Fell!Streak: “my mp3 player-“
Horror!Streak: *He lands curled up in a very spikey ball*
Dust Ivy: I think one of my ribs is broken-
Horror Ivy: oops sorry. *u could tell she wasn't but eh*
Fell Ivy: just use your phone
Fell!Streak: “It’s d e a d”
Horror!Streak: *He curled out of the ball*
Fell Ivy: hhhhhhh- just take my phone charger -_- *throws it at him*
Horror Ivy: where's the foooooooodddd. I haven eaten in two days
Dust Ivy: over there *points to a body laid on the ground*
Horror Ivy: do I care?
Fell Ivy: imma just get a few more humans from my au. We did make it to the surface after all.. *teleports away*
Horror Ivy: exactly.
Dust Ivy: guys chill. *she walked over in a relaxed way*
Horror!Streak: "I don't think anyone actually cares about me anyway..."
Horror Ivy: no one cares about anyone- unless your Harmony. She cares about everyone. Its annoying.
Fell ivy: I got more. *appears again with four dead bodies* *dumps them* dammit i got blood on my shirt..
Horror!Streak: *Grabs and eats three of them*
Dust!Streak: "..."
Horror Ivy: *looks at the last one and shoves it in a body bag* eh I'll eat later.
Dust Ivy: *wrinkles her nose in disgust*
Fell Ivy: ...
