Now you drew your first blood!, how did killing me make you feel? *pat*

THATS MY BOY!!, Now *Points to her heart* You know how you sticked the knife in my arm, well, Now whenever you kill someone, Make sure to push it right here.

Good, What about shooting now?

*Gives a gun* You see him over there? *Points to russia* Uhh. So. point the gun at him, and press trigger

(haha) GOOD JOB! But aim for the head next time

:)

idkuhhh.. Lemme teach you math

... WHATS 1+1

good. UHH 10 DIVIDED BY 2

WRONG *Smack back of head*

*Teaching intensifies*

ok

u.... uhhh... Okay i dont know what to teach you now, wanna play dolls?

*insert playing dolls* John, im getting a divorce

AAAAAAAAAAAA