I’d eat with that.

big chunky anime eye

If the earth is round, why is Agentpman1whitebird like this... and not like this {insert picture of Round Agentpman1whitebird}?

Features sticky-out eyes to ruin your ****ing pile of beans!

remember when junior broke his dad's bowling plate and almost got vored by a purple fat guy and a cucumber couldnt save him

I want that plate. :T