Karkat x ??? rp
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Hailven[OP]
05.12.2019 01:10
Linkpick ur fave kk ship, and rp the other member of the ship.
Today was the day. The trial was set. He would be hanged for his crime once shown to be guilty, even though she knew for a fact he was guilty. Everyone deserved a fair trial.
The blue scalemate shook from its spot on the chair in front of her and the jury, now all she needed was Detective Greyscales. Where was he?
Taking much to long to arrive to the trial. Dragon's lives were on the line, sir, pick up your pace.
"YOU COULD G3T K1LL3D!! PL4C3 TH3 CONV1CT DOWN!!" She screeched, pointing at the stuffed animal.
"ALRIGHT. THE MURDER WEAPON WAS THIS... SWORD. AND WE HAVE IT RIGHT HERE. IT HAS THE STUFFING OF THE VICTIM ON IT. IT ALSO- WAIT, IS THIS VRISKA'S SWORD?" Karkat stopped speaking and inspected the sword Terezi gave to him before the trial. It had Vriska's sign embedded into it and a hooked end.
"UGH. ACCORDING TO OUR BULLSHIT FINGER PRINT TEST, EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T HAVE FINGERS, HAVE CONCLUDED THAT INSPECTOR BERRY BREATH HAS MURDERED THE VICTIM AND STOLE THE BEETLES OFF THE BODY." Karkat dropped the evidence and walked to the victim. "YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY, CAN WE HANG THIS ASSHOLE SO THAT WE CAN GO DO SOMETHING ELSE?"
"H3 H4S TO TRY 4ND D3F3ND H1MS3LF, STUP1D!! 3V3N THOUGH 1T 1S PO1NTL3SS H3H3H3H3H3H3!!" She snarled, balancing on her cane as she bent down to sniff the toy in the face.
Terezi scoffed towards the other as she slunk her body down behind the convicted, taking a big whiff of the scalemate's snout she threw it to the floor. Kicking the chair down she sneered, growling as he foot slammed on the side of the seat.
Her smile curling down to form a disgusted frown, "B3RRY BR34TH 1 4NNOUNC3 YOU GU1LTY W1TH TH3 CH4RG3S OF MURD3R!!" she screamed out, her shrill voice ringing out and echoing off the walls of her block.
"STOP B31NG 1MP4T13NT, YOU BULBOUS NOOKL1CK3R," She muttered to herself taking the rope and beginning to tie it, "YOU R34LLY 4R3 L4CK1NG TH3 P4Z4ZZ H3R3, K4RKL3S, 1 WONT L13," she then grumbled, having finished her noose she lifted up the accused, "TROLLS M1GHT 3NJOY YOU MOR3 1F YOU W3R3N'T SUCH 4 SHOUTY B1TCH 4LL TH3 T1M3."
"I'M BARELY SHOUTING! YOU'RE THE ONE SCREECHING ABOUT YOUR JUSTICE FETISH. AND TROLLS DO LIKE ME! I HAVE, LIKE, 11 FRIENDS. YOU SAID THAT WE WOULD WATCH TROLL LAW AND ORDER, AND I CAN DEAL WITH THAT. NOT... NOT THIS LARP JUSTICE SHIT." Karkat threw his hands up and walked over to Terezi.
"TH1S 1S TH3 *R34L* TROLL L4W 4ND ORD3R. YOU 4R3 B3HOLD1NG 1T 1N P3RSON!!" She threw her hands up as well, the noose with the small dragon attachment traveling with her armspan.
"MY W31RD HOBBY?!?! >:0! YOU DON'T H4V3 4NY B3TT3R HOBB13S! OR T4ST3 1N MOV13S!!!" She growled.
"OH SHUT UP! I CODE, AND MY MOVIES ARE GREAT! I MEAN, EXCEPT #ROXY. THAT'S ****ING GARBAGE. BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!" Karkat frantically waved his hands around. "WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY, IS THAT MAYBE WE COULD DO SOMETHING NEW? WHENEVER I'M AT YOUR HIVE, THIS IS THE SAME ****ING RUBBISH WE DO EVERYDAY."
"F1N3 TH3N. W4LK 1T 1S. W4TCH1NG MOV13S W1TH YOU 1S L1K3 L1CK1NG 1C3!!" She crossed her arms and pushed up the rim of her glasses.