It's not a quote but- Blind orphans: *walks out onto stage* I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAINNNN IS GONEEEE!! *that one orphan walking the wrong way*

Garmadon: You ready for me to concur Ninjago! Lloyd: Oh, I’ll be waiting… Dad. Garmadon: Sorry? What was that last thing you said? Lloyd: What? Garmadon: That last part, I didn’t catch it. Lloyd: Why, I, I didn’t say anything. What do you mean? I didn’t… I said, “I’ll be waiting,” and I stopped talking. [he takes off his helmet] Lloyd: Dad. Garmadon: L-Loyd? Lloyd: That’s right, your son! And it’s Lloyd. Garmadon: No, L-L-O-Y-D. I named you. Lloyd: No, you ruined my life. Garmadon: Pfft, that’s not true. I haven’t even been a part of your life, how could I ruin it? I wasn’t even there. This was funny xD

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead The years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin -The Shrek Movie

"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours."