1. Oh my God, it's here, this awful time of year How I hate the snow is falling 2. Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting Jack! They say, let me see your gifts now! You're getting K-Mart clothes again! 3. And then, I had a revelation! This is my chance to sew their lips clean shut with fear Because 4. This Christmas, I'll burn it to the ground! This Christmas, Santa skipping town! 5. This Christmas, everything will change when they see the flames! 6. This Christmas day! Christmas lights alive, lighting up the night 7. Meanwhile I'm inside my room, conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumes 8.Tonights the night, I have to do it right now! So, I will strike when all's asleep 8. And creep, sneaking through your chimney! Saint Nick is gone for now 9. Up on the housetop, gifts are mine! Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye