I will take him to hell with me

Alright let's go, You're coming to hell with me

N o o b I w i l l t h r o w s o m e o n e a t y o u

I s w e a r I m a b o u t t o t h r o w s o m e o n e a t y o u b o y

WHO AM I GONNA THROW AT YOU?

S c r e a m s HE'S TO HOLYYYYY

IM GONNA BURN HIMMMM l o u d s c r e a m s IM GONNA MURDER YOUUU

I WILL TELL YOUR FATHER

Sob That was to holy for satan

No more

I'M GONNA BURN ALIVEEEEE THIS IS TO HOLY FOR SATAN

Insert loud screams of pain

DIE YOU MERE MORTAL

Smack noises DIEEEEE

NO I AM SATAN I WILL NOT READ YOUR HOLY BOOK

Im going back to hell, this mortal world is scary D:

You keep smacking me and I'm getting you fixed

Oh it's fair, I will get you fixed if you keep smacking me

Yeah you better be sad

Don't **** with satan

Oh sure I can B ) You're a type of cat aren't you?

You stopped beating me with a book so I'm not fixing you yet

ALRIGHT WERE GETTING YOU FIXED

YOU HIT ME WITH THE BIBLE YOU'RE GETTING FIXED

I WILL THROW WATER AT YOU

OH SURE I WILL, LEMME GET YOUR CARRIER

OH YES, LEMME TELL YOUR FATHER WHATS HAPPENING

Screams, I dont know where he is so we'll get you fixed without him knowing

Bite me and I'll make you a woman

Yeah, hit me with that book again and I'll fix you

That's it. *Yeets into carrier*

Gonna go get you fixed

Yeah hiss all you want, You're getting fixed B )

Yeah, think before you **** with Satan next time

Sneaky, sneaky

Yes we're gonna get your balls chopped off unless you stop being so holy

Good we'll get you fixed

You wont be, you just won't have balls

No

You gonna stop being hitting me with book or have no balls >:C

Welp time for the vet

Yeah bet you didnt think you were getting fixed today

I will throw you in a river

Don't have to, They'll make you B )

They will if they put hot female in front of you

What if she naked though, you just gonna stare

B )

Yeah I don't know what female would stand in front of you naked

What am I supposed to do, get some random girl you don't know? or do you have a request noob

BRUH WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO GET

Oh no, no, no am not letting Malus do this- CANNOT lET HER GET YELLED AT AGAIN

SHE GONNA GET YELLED AT AGAINNN Wait why the hell does he know about Malus? She famous now

Why do you know about Malus, tell me what you know noob

WHY'S YOUR UNCLE TELLIng you ABOUT HER??

I don't think he should tell you about a seductive demon ->- I'm telling Kai

No noob, She's already screwed Alec and your father >:C

NO STOP IT I SWEaR I WILL TELL YOUR FATHER

Why not D:<

THat's sad man

I will not let Malus ruin your holy ness

wHy ShOuLd I

You won't hit satan with your b-bible?

I'LL DROWN YOU IN A RIVER, No malus for you

You're trying to kill me D:

Fine we won't get your balls chopped off u-u

You may meet Malus

When............................ She's done with your uncle B )

Noob, you gotta wait now

Tell that to Maru

*Dances*

hecanfusstomaruaboutthislmao u-u

dontdoit

Dontdoit.

boyyouwontmeetmalusifyoudothis

*****youwannagetmadatsomeonegobustdownthedoorandgetmadatmaru

NOT THE PANCAKE

ALRIGHT WERE GONNA CHOP OFF HIS BALLS

YEAH YOU BETTER BE SCARED

You hit a pancake.

Iwouldifyourunclewouldstopscrewingher

stopgettingmadatme

Itoldyougetmadatyouruncle

nowIgibyoukissofsatan *Mwah*

B )

Feel the raft of satan

M yes r a f t

R A F T

MMMMMMM

yUmMy

not the ultimate winky face

ohnooo

Imstillgonnachopoffhisballs

manshesruiningeveryone

:')

finenoob

*Yeets Malus into conversation cause yes*

*She rose an eyebrow* "Aren't you Kai's son-?" *She examined him a bit*

"Mmm Interesting- You don't look much like him though love"

"I see, I forgot he had a ex-wife" *She scratched her chin a bit* "Sad part is I wouldn't wanna tell a kid that I've screwed his own father" *She shrugged*

"And the other one, god I just realized their all family" *She thought for a moment then shrugged*

"Malus. Which for some reason my name goes around your family" *She held out a hand with a grin*

"Hmm.. I hope it's nothing bad." *She rose an eyebrow*

"Quite odd, I thought there'd be something bad" *She shrugged*

"Hmm, I've seen better looking then myself. I thought you'd be younger" *She scanned him*

"You seem to be around the age of Alec" *She grinned a bit*

"Good to know he has friends" *She shrugged slowly*

*She adjusted her croptop a bit* "Do you and your father get along love?"

"Hmm I'm quite unsure of why you wanted to meet me" *She looked at him*

"Seems like him I guess- It was quite fun seeing him and your father fight over who'd screw me first" *She shrugged*

"Kai was jealous that pretty boy got to me before himself" *She shrugged* "I toyed with Maru a bit, then they had a small argument"

"Not sure what else they've argued about" *She rolled her wrist*

"Hows your love life" *She rose an eyebrow a bit*

"You sure they aren't after you cause you're Kai's son?" *She looked at him*

"Yet" *She shrugged* "Am I supposed to do something with you" *She questioned*

"Hmm I swear your father is gonna get mad at me" *She shrugged*

"Not really" *She snickered*

"Hmm I'm debating" *She thought for a moment*

"Debating on if I should add you to the list" *She grinned a bit*

"Adding you to the list of your family members of course" *She snickered*

"Well didn't we just list them all? Alec, Kai, Maru, possibly you love" *She shrugged*

"Hmm I haven't met every one of them, but I'm sure I will." *She grinned*

"Maybe-" *She shrugged*

"Pretty good so far, how about you?" *She grinned*

"That was cheesy" *She snickered* "Though a bit cute"

*She thought for a moment, then shrugged*

*She looked at him* "Whatcha wanna do love?"

*She grinned a bit*

"Your father might get mad, but I'm not sure what he'll do" *She shrugged, as she appeared behind him*

"Sure he can, He could possibly hit me or worse I guess. I don't know him as well as you might thing" *She examined him, running a finger under his chin slowly*

think*) "You never know, cause I'd be screwing his son" *She shrugged*

"Mmm.. Frankly I don't think you'd be hurt" *She snickered*

"We'll see what happens now won't we~?" *She smirked a bit*

"Hmm.. Where can we go that he doesn't know of" *She crossed her arms trying to think*

"God he knows of a lot of places"

"Yeah which sucks." *She frowned*

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room *Dances*) "Lead the way"

*She follow pretty close behind*

*She glanced around, as she hadn't been in a hotel in ages*

*She followed him, still glancing around*