Cyrus is a kleptomaniac

(Soneone who compulsively steals things and will often get upset if they havent stolen in a while)

Omg Random thought but like Jestan: FAKE WHERE IS MY SOCK I NEED IT Fake: idfk Cyrus: DAD YOU'RE SO GROSS WTF LOL Jestan: I- WHAT THE HELL NO NO JUST LIKE- HAND IT TO ME PLEASE STOP TOUCHING THAT GOD DAMN IT!!

Archer in the background just playing on his kindle with headphones on watchibg dantdm or something like a good kid