-Go check out the original from the love of my life <3 ->

And the off-brand version 😒/j ->

:3

Yes, I have the best gf ever UwU Wouldn’t cheat for a million dollars UuU But I hope you find a partner soon

Lel I couldn’t even if I tried- My love her is like shackles that are imprinted into the ocean floor No matter how hard I try to escape, I won’t and never will. I will fail to get free so many times that escaping will no longer have meaning and I’ll except my wondrous fait at the bottom of the ocean- :)

*cries in “My love for her” instead of “My love her”* Broooo- Every time I want to sound poetic- it just sounds pathetic-

Lel What can I say, When speaking in terms of her highness Everything must be perfect for her highness UuU

Y e s t h Everything must be as wonderful as her-

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