HEY!

What are you doing here-

Shelter from what?

What?-

No I don't-

its fine but why are you hiding from them?-

why did you do that though?-

what did they do to you?

A g u n?

ah okey :^

its fine

vO: hi I'm v O and I was the person who said ass <3

*vO just stared at the shadow* vO: so are you going to introduce yourself or what

vO: ew, I hate crosses

vO: also I like your name. sounds like a candy bar.

vO: yuh.

vO: ^^

vO: bro wanna burn this church

vO: not unless they're religious.

vO: : D

*vO casually took out 10 sticks of dynamite* vO: hell yeah.

vO: I always bring at least 50 sticks of dynamite with me where-ever I go.

vO: you know it. now, want some? *vO took out 10 sticks more*

vO: not if there's no evidence of you here.✧

*vO hands mik 10 sticks lol*

*vO was just throwing them in random places lmfao*

vO: I don't know what the **** I'm doing anymore but let's light this place! *vO took out a lighter*

vO: ....OH- OH GOD RUN! *vO runs out lol*

*vO stared at the explosion like "AWE **** YEA"*

*vO realized mik exists again and looks at him* vO: bro did you see the explosion

vO: w o a h .

vO: you got any fractured or broken bones? 👀

vO: I'm going to assume it needs medical attention so uhhh.... get in the car you're on, I'm going to drive you to a hospital.

*vO rolls into the drivers seat and s p e e d s to a nearby hospital-*

vO: no, shut up. the doctors there literally have three heads.

*vO speeds out of the car, picks mik up, and runs in--* vO: HELP I DID AN OOPSIE AGAIN *A nurse with atleast 10 eyes stare at mik and vO* Nurse: hello! welcome back. please sit down and wait. vO: I refuse to sit down.

(that moment when you hold your new friend bridal style) *vO slowly puts mik in a chair and pats them* vO: it'll be okay. I've been here more than 20 times.

(sorry I had to go do chores kasnaskdnaksd) vO: : D *there was a lot of disformed figures, some with chains for bodies, some with literal scribbles for heads, and others made out of entirely e y e s *

*vO was humming and the floor opens up, dropping vO and mik into a patients room*

???: so, what seems to be the damage? *They seemed to have a black coat, a white face mask, and nice baggy pants. They had pale skin and blue...tentacles as hair...?* vO: mik has a broken foot or something

???: ....can they speak? vO: yeah! go on mik, tell them.

???: ah. vO what did I say about your explosives... vO: yOu'Re NoT mY mOm. now fix my friends foot >:C *They perked up and examined miks foot lol*

???: hm. *they took out a ****ing P I N and shoved it in miks foot*

*it was slightly removing the current pain of the broken foot* (magic hospital omg)

*hahah foot healed and the doctor takes the pin out* ???: good as new.

vO: annnnd here's your pay. *vO gives them five 100's.* ???: pleasure helping your friend. *and then they get teleported out lol*

vO: I do that all the time so hell yeah.

vO: okay now wanna go commit arson somewhere else

vO: WANNA SEE ME COMMIT IT?

*vO pulls mik over to a random dudes house and takes out his lighter* vO; H E H E H E H

*vO sets the house on fire lol* vO: that, my friend, is arson.

(wait omg yes add it) vO: it's a c r i m e .

vO: : D ( yes and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fojJtnoeodM )

(YEAH!!!112!@$!!#) *vO looks at miks necc* vO: why is there a deformed bird in your neck.

vO: nec. your necc has something on it.

vO: I'm not. wait- NO PLEASE DON'T GO TO SLEEP UWAH-

*vO shakes them a little, looking around for the person who shot the dart at his friend*

*vO dodged it and snarled at them*

*vO got hit in leg, ouch-* vO: DAMNIT! **** YOU.

vO: I - N O I D I D N ' T M E A N . . . i t . . . l i k e t h a t - *f l o p *

*s l e p *

*SNORE-*

*snoring intensifies* (Imagine kidnapping this loud idiot)

*sNoRe* (pffft poor him)

*B I G G E R S N O R E *

*snoring casually stops*

*I T S T A R T S U P A G A I N *

*vO's tail flicked lol*

*vO s N o R e S a G a I n *

*vO stares at them and slaps them* vO: no u.

vO: >:C (afk more saijdoasdias)

vO; I'm going to tear your flesh off

*vO casually tears a c h u n k of his arm off lol*

*vO spits it out and grins devilishly* vO: you dare underestimate my power?!

vO: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! >:D

*vO punches the Sniper in the stomach- really****inghard*

vO: oh, so you can shoot us with darts but you cant even take a few hits? sheesh... this guy's life is a whole mess. (BULLIES)

*vO casually tears their entire arm off oh god-*

vO: *muffled* your meat doesn't even taste that good! *spits the arm out lol*

*vO chases after them, snatches mik, and runs off*

vO: GO, GO, GO, GO.

vO: HAHAHAHAHAH-

(HAHAHAHAHAH) vO: Ihavecommittedacrimeyetagain-

vO: a crime is a thing you did that is against the law : ^ )

vO: : ) ) ) ) )

vO: I commit crimes v e r y often

vO: I know right

vO: ^^

vO: oh shit I just realized we killed a person and uhhhhhhh.... SINCE THEY HAD DARTS THERE MIGHT BE MORE SO NOW I HAVE ANXIETY AHHHH...