Thak

part one. "jack ****n dies" Jacks ***** ass got drunk and high and other shit at a bar and now hes on his way home. but like not even half way there he ****n collapses and passes out on the sidewalk like a hobo. dave who was fortnite dancing like 5 feet away saw jack and like ran to him. his massive tittes flaping in the wind like a bird. dave poked jack with a stick "oh **** I think he died holy shit." so dave being the gay ass he is brought sportsy to his house and stuff. dave layed sportsy carelessly on his bed basically yeeting him onto the bed.Jack stayed asleep for like 3 hours because he a tired ass *****. 3 hours later jack becomes W O K E. jack looked around confusion as fook he just kinda screamed like a girl. dave being THE BIG BOY he is kicked down the door also screaming. "WHAT THE ****N ****N IS GOING ON!!!!!" dave soon realized it was jack who was screaming. "gah..old sport I thought you were dead" jack just kinda lifted up off the bed "nah Bro.".

jack looked around yet again for some dumbass reason "yooo Where tf am I my guy." dave BLUSHED "Its my house homie." Jack like stood up. "brooooo nice bed doooeeee it commmfyyy" dave looked deeply into jacks 'eyes'. "youwantsome****" jack was confusion "WhAt???????" dave imedly DIED INSIDE "NOTHING WHAT SHUT THE **** UP!!!" jack just srugged and layed back down like a gaylet. dave thinks to himeself "holy **** I might be gay."

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