Mystery: Do you like violet? ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) ((XD))

Mystery: I just- I JUST. I have a hunch it'll happen someday ->- Violet: *she was in the kitchen* dammit I can't reach the cubboard ;-;

what in the hell...))

((I'm runnin))

((AAAAAAAAYE)))

((...Angel wants to kill you now))

Violet: *falls* SHIT

((I dont wanna sin ;n;))

((((Okay FATHER WHERE R U))

((DAD HALP ME IM SCARED ;n;))

(lets cont ;w; )) violet; *she went to angel* Who are you? :T

I'm Angel Dust. I live and work at the hotel. May I ask who YOU are?

Violet: I'm violet. And i swear if u call me short i will attack u >:( (shes like a FOOT shorter than angel dust -w- ))

... Ok... <SHORT> so... are you livin' here now?

Violet: Until my abusive mom comes to take me home yeah...

Don't worry, we wont let her take you. You'll be fine here with Mystery, Me, Husk, Al, and everyone.

*Turns to Lorenzo* and who are you?

Mystery: Hey violet, did you know I can IMMIDIETLY make angel dust laugh? >:> Violet: uh, what

DONT YOU DO IT

O.O ummmmmmmm what???

Mystery: TELLEPORTING NAYKED GUYS!! >:O Violet: kinky -.-

*DIES, FALLING TO THE GROUND IN A FIT OF GIGGLES*

*W H E E Z E* Tele...PORTING...NAKED...GUYS.... XDDDDDDDDDDD

((XD)) Mystery: See?! IT ISN'T FUNNY -__- Violet: you mean teleporting naked GAYS? ->-

*WHEEZING* *stops* ok we good ^v^

Just wanna make somethin clear real quick?

Violet: hey guys, wanna hear something I said that pissed off my mom? -.- Mystery: HELLS YE

*to violet* Just wanna make somethin clear real quick?

Violet: Sure :T

What is your opinion on cats?

*squinting with a very serious face*

Violet: eh. I prefer bugs and snakes n shit .-. ANYWAY...about the thing I said

good. *pats head* we are gonna get along just fine then ^v^

Violet: *she whispered something to mystery* Ok, mystery pretend to be my mother ->- Mystery: YOUR NOT AN ARTIST! UR ART IS A LAME PACE OF STROKES!

ovo

Violet: A lame pace of strokes? Thats what your husband said when you were jackin' him off last night -_-' Mystery: *wheeze* XD

Violet: I said that to her :p

*DROPS EVERYTHING* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

THERE GOES PEARL HARBOR!!! OOOOOOOOH!!!

OW ;n;

FINE!!! *picks up* ((angel is 9 feet tall)) you happy TnT

Mystery: *she smacked lorenzo* STOP IT PP MAN Violet: *she rolled her eyes* it wasn't THAT funny _>_

((THERE GOES PEARL HARBOR!!! OOOOOOOOH!!!))

ok. at least your happy.

Mystery: Hey violet why don't you ever smile? Violet: It's a sign of weakness to me. I never smile ->-

hey, Al would say the exact opposite!! He smiles all the time because he thinks FROWNIN is weak!!

Ummm... I drink Liquer from a bar? you know, like a NORMAL person?

Violet: If I don't have emotions I can't be weakened by them! But then again...you can't miss something you never had... Mystery: *she poked violets wing* So fluffy :O

Violet: *she quickly moved away from mystery* DONT DO THAT ;-;

ok then! Has anyone seen the bar tender? TvT ((he doesn't want Violet to realize he has a crush because everyone makes fun of him for it TvT))

Mystery: U MEAN UR BOYFRIEND HUSK? Violet: *she sighed* I mean, I guess I don't want a happy family because...I don't know what its like

Ok. Let him sleep. I can make myself a drink ^v^

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE AINT MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Violet: I don't want to feel anything because...I don't MISS it because I never HAD it... *she looked slightly upset* Mystery: you okay...?

*Notices Lorenzo* um, hi, I'm sorry, can I help you?

Um... no

<I KIND OF SORT OF A LOT HAVE A CRUSH ON HUSK>

...? ok then...

Mystery: ANGEL DUST THE SMOL VIOLET CHILD IS SAD MAKE HER HAPPI D: Violet: AM NAWT SMOL >:O

hmmm... ok. Would you like to play a game and drink some alcohol?

Violet: Sure. what game? Mystery: TRY NOT TO LAUGH >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Mystery: jesus christ u good pp man O_O

um... no. ((Its to hard to do that over a chat TvT))

((Yes, I know about Corona beer.))

(ok V: means violet and M: means mystery: V: Its impossible to make me laugh but ok -_- M: okie uuuuuuh violet try to make angel dust laugh :>

How about... ((**** give me some Ideas))

*snatches Lorenzo* ... toots... thats ****ed up.

M: angel dust, violet is gunna try and make you laugh for the game. 3,2,1 GO!! >:3 V: Uh.... what did santa say to the person hitting on him? :T

?))

umm... idk. what?

V: he said "someones being a HOE HOE HOE" M: pfff-

*sets down and gives a bottle of beer* chill

... *smiles*

*no laugh*

V: then he got raped >:T *lenny face without the smile*

*starts breathing heavily, holding back laughs*

V: ok, i got a better one. mystery, help me out. M: Mom whats an orgasm? V: Idk I never had one. The dad coughed :T

((DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD))

((FATHAAAAAAAR))

...*realization hits* *smirks and snaps fingers into guns an Violet*

((DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))

((ssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII))

V: ok last try... *Inhale* What does an elephant say to a naked man? he said How do you breathe with that thing?

((DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA))

M: *wheeze* HOLY SHI-

*SNUFF* *BIG SNIFF* *INHALEEXHALEINOUTINOU-* *cripples, flaring non existent nostrils, trying so hard not to laugh*

V: the naked man said "thats gay"

(( MAMA IM IN THE GETTO RATATATATA))

((WHEEZE)) V: I give up t-t M: okay my turn i guess t-t

*smirks and leans back*

M: Hey angel dust >:>

yes~?

M: Why is santa's sack so heavy? *lenny face* (she talkin bout the present one)

umm.....Idk...... why?

M: He only comes once a year. ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) V: that must be one lonely girlfriend ->-

*HoLdInG bAcK uNtIl ViOlEt SaId ThAt, MaKiNg A qUiCk SnOrT bEfOrE lOoKiNg At ThEm, On ThE vErGe Of BrEaKiNg*

M: Chimneys don't got a hole for nothin!

*sucks his lips in, nodding violently, smiling, tearing up*

V: Is that why the milk tasted funny in the morning? *she made a hilarious, grossed out face* ( ͡ಥ O ͡ಥ)

*he wheezed threw his hand, and realizing his defeat, Died from laughter* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

M: I got a poiiiiiiiiiiint! >:> V: The milk was salty. SaLtY sAnTa NuT ( ͡ಥ O ͡ಥ) M: Ok I'll go next. Try to make me laugh ig :\

((where r u FATHAR AND SISTA T_T ))

Go look))

((I saw sksksk. now can we cont ;w; )) M: violet stop V: Santa got sum salty nut ( ͡ಥ O ͡ಥ)

*dies* (( he need halp! HELP HIM!! *v*))

V:*she shook angel by his shoulder* ITS UR TURN. MAKE MYSTERY LAUGH M: ->-

*limply sways in arms*

*recesitates* what did I miss?!

((Im bak)) M: U died. Its try not to laugh. U gotta make me laugh cos it ur tunr :P

Hmmm... ok. one sec.

M: -w- V: *she yawned*

((WHERE R U AAAAAAAA))

IM SORRY I DIED)))

((If I like this, will we summon Dad?))

(((IDK T_T)) M: hurry im bored ;-; V: *sets timer* -_-

((what makes mystery laugh?!))

((ussualy sexual stuff or lots of puns -w- )) M: *she sipped water* yum

Did you know that light travels faster than sound?

M: yes. ->- V: laaaaaaaame!

That's why some people appear bright until you talk to them. ((help me. I hate myself again))

((Why D:)) M: pff- *she smiled, but didn't laugh* -w-' V:thats ow we met. I seem cool until ya know me ;-;

((I cant deliver puns 3X)) I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

V: Why were you lookin at balls? M: PFF- *shaky breathing from trying not to laugh*

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work! TvT

V: Wait angel dust, try sexual jokes I think those'll work .-. M: Violet no-

ok! here is a story for ya!! A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his ***** in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s ***** in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

((I don't get it?))

M: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- *she coverd her mouth, shaking slightly* V: thats what MY mom did ->-

((The moms sucking her dads dick to get money and jewlrey))

((Jk not her dads XD))

(( OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH))

WAIT WHAT?!?!?!??!?!))

((brb pause the timer!!))

((WHEEZE OK))

((BRUUUUUUH))

((what? I got about... one minuet!))

((wait what? D: ))

((Am here)) M: *she shook more, breathing heavily* *mind: BREATHE ******

SLEEP!! IT WORKED!! WE SUMMONED DAD!!!!!))

((I KNOW NOW WE CAN ALL RP >:D))))

((SKSKSK)) V: U got a minitue left angel dust ->-

SKSLSSKSKAMAKAMAKSMSMSM. IPHONE 5 OOF XD))

Ok! I got another story for you, Mystery! A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

V: Try not to laugh. M: *WHEEZE* WUDDAFAK *falls to floor laughing* WHEEEEEZE

Help me im scared.

why?

can i join

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY