I made sex jokes XD

I also made sure Violate was not into Cats TvT

I asked. I asked her opinion on cats. She said she didn’t like em, so I’m not worried.

M: AL NO

M: I WILL FRIKIN ATTACK CHU >:O

NOOOOOOOOOO

V: *she looked deep in thought looking at others, then to the floor* ... M: I SWEAR ON UR YEEZYS AL >:O *she poked al's neck* DONT DOOZ IT

I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR AX PRIVILEGES!!!

M: imma kill him when he gets back -_- V: *she was still deep in thought*

How are you, Vi?

((Wait, I just realized, Vi said she has a thing for snakes AND bugs. Is a spider bug?????))

V: *she mumbled something, the only word able to be heard is this* M: Hey sir p why do you have slaves?

((yeah but not like THAT XD)) V: *mumble mumble* ...

((awe okie))

Ok! Don’t rush yourself! ENJOY THE FOOD >:U))

*to Vi* ummmm... you ok there, toots?

(((XD))) M: *she slapped v* SNAP OUTA IT >:O V: ...

V: U WOT MATE?!?! *she made the angry >:U face* M: ...awe shi- RUN BISH RUUUUUUUUUN! *she ran up the stairs* V: *she chased her* U SUNUVA

(( Angel has a body pillow. Not for sex, for cuddles ^v^))

*goes to room* O.O mad people...

((cuddles rock XD)) M: ANGEL HELP MEEEEEEEE V: *she grabbed a rolled newspaper* >:O

Aye! Aye! *holds Vi* why don’t I show you to your room???

((XDDDDDDDDD))

V: Fine but FIRST. *she hit M on the head with the newspaper* bap >:( M: -w-

Ok, let me show you... * leads up stairs, handing Vi the key and explaining the hotel to her*

((( every time I see the V:, J think of a little duck face uvu)))

V: Ok but...where do I store my guitar? *mind: shi- * Uh never mind ;-;' M: U HAVE A GUITAR????

((XD))

Well, your room has a bedroom, bathroom, living room, and a walk-in closet. I’m sure you’ll find a place!

V: Okay t-t M: hey angel dust can we talk in private? :p

Ok! Sure! Here’s your room, toots! Welcome to the Happy Hazbin Hotel!

*to Mystery* what’s up, hun?

V: *she went in her room* M: V doesn't seem happy...she doesn't even smile...what should we do? I want her to be happy... *she looked sad*

Well, I was talkin to her, and she likes snakes. Maybe we could get a pet snake for her?

tri:stares at a tiny demon bumble bee* the tiny demon bumble bee:stares right back at tri*

M: maybe...*sudden realization* wait sir.p's a snake. do you think they might LIKE eachother eventually? *lenny face* and idk if that would work...and I'm allergic to snake bites

((FATHAAAAAAAAAAA))

ttdbb is the shorter name for the demon bumblebee)) ttdbb:how long is this going to go on for? tri:idk

Um... idk. It just might, though! ((Poor dad, Gavin to be three people. Maybe I can be sir P! DAAAAAAAAADDY!!!))

((XD))

((Love ya, Dad!! XD))

(((XD)) M: AL I SWEAR IF U KILLED SOMEONE

XD ok!!))

M: GIT BACC HERE >:U V: *there was a thud from her room*

I’mma go to the store and see if they have some flowers that ARNT wilted. Anyone wanna come with?

ttdbb:ME tri:ILL GO

((God damn it, Al.))

Ok! Anyone else??

M: Al your coming with me n angel dust cos i dont trust u not to kill -_-

((What kind of flowers would ____ like? ))

M: Hey angel dust i got a joke for u >:>

Ok! Let’s hear it!

((U mean HUSK XD))

((Sssshhhhh you don’t know that TvT))

((ttdbb:would like roses)) ((tri:would like any dark red flower))

((Ok)) Ok fine. I’ll just get the ones from the hotel garden. They are nice.

((Good to know, Tri!))

M: A wife sent her husband a romantic text message… She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Her husband texted back: “I’m on the toilet, please advise.”

XD oh I’ve seen that one before!

((What kind of flowers would ____ like? ))

*checking nails in the hotel lobby*

((am bacc)) M: *she yawned* t-t

M: *her tailed appeared randomly* shi- *she tried hiding it* *mind: **** **** FUUUUUUUUUCK*

M: *she opened the door* helo....?

((Would Husk like roses???)) Who is it? TvT

M: do you need a place to live? *she smiled brightly*

*gets up* hello and welcome to the happy hotel!! I’m angel dust, how can we here help you??

Yep! This is it!!

((Ok!))

Sounds like a plan! Would you like a smaller room or a suit?

M: Come in! We are always welcoming people! I'm mystery, violets in her room, husks...asleep, anddd als outside! Oh, and sir.p is here. *coughs* More like sir.Pp *cough*

XD

ttdbb:well i gotta go bye tri:bye ttdbb:leaves*

M: *her tail swayed slightly* I'll be right back... *she backed away* *mind: DON'T NOTICE MY TAIL OH GOD OH ******

M: Yous isn't a word sir.pp >:3

XD sorry, Sir Peni- I MEAN SIR PENSIOSE!!!

M: I gotta deal with something... *she slowly backed away to the kitchen* ;-;'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

M: *she was muttering something to herself in the kitchen, sounding angry* No! stupid tail, LEAVE T~T

Ok, room 325. Second door to the right. Need me to take you there?

M: go awaaaaaaaaaay frikin taaail T^T V: *there was a loud thud from her room* SON OF A BI----

tri:sits on a couch and reads a book*

(( I am currently in my room, in pitch black darkness, eating chocolate-covers peanuts at 11:05 at night, wrapped in my ex-boyfriends blanket, playing a role-play with some amazing people. I say my day is going great!))

((same time for me, i am also in pitch black. I might get crackers >:> )) M: *she sighed loudly, annoyed* T^T

((XD))

am i the only one that realized tri is sad)) tri:continues to read a book))

((Noice))

((Ok!! Angel has a pet uvu))

((... IVE NEVER DRAWN FAT NUGGETS))

((XD we are all “those people” ))

M: Hey uh al?? I need help!! V: *she came out of her room, angry as ***** >:(((((((

((yes >:D))

Yo, Vi, you ok?!

V: SOMEONE SAID HEK ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

*Le GASP* NO!!

and im ignored ->-))

V: *angry noises* M: *whispers from kitchen* angel dust HELP

((srry tri XD))

((Imma go get some wine. And by wine, I mean cranberry juice TvT. With that shit, you end up thirstyer than you started. Just like kissing your crush. You THINK it will solve your thirst, but in the end, your even THIRSTYER))

(((XD)))

Hey Tri? Will you help me with Mystery real quick?

what with

((I actually confronted my ass of a bf the other day.))

Idk. Let’s find out ^v^

follows him*

((OWO)) M: *she sighed* ;-;

Sup Mystery - *sees tail* 0w0 sOfT tHiNgS

M: ANGEL DUST NO

M: *she started backing away* NONONONONONO-

SoFt KiTtY tAiLs uwu

sits there being depressed tri*

M: Angel dust if you even THINK about touching my racoon tail you will regret it! *she crossed her arms, her tail swaying slowly*

...Tri. It’s a TAIL. It’s a FLOOFY, CUTE... <KITTY TAIL LIKE HUSK MUST PET UWU>

W-what do we do about... tail... soft...

M: *she backed up further* HISSSSSS >:(

doesn't really care cause its not shiny* still being depressed tri*

*raises hands* all right! All right! I’m just sayin your tail looks floofy and soft!

M: I just wanna know how to get rid of it...magic didn't work!!

Tri, will you get some things to decorate the hotel with? Like gold and shit like that?

Touch it! That works for - OR BRTTER IDEA!! CUT IT!! Jk jk.. if maybe just ACCEPT THAT IT IS FLIPPING ADORABLE AND YOU SHOULD KEEP IT?!

i dont car unless there is shiny things involved tri has never seen gold))

M: BUT THEN EVERYONE GUNNA TOUCH IT T_T

Just get some shiny things! Make the hotel BLINDING!!

Ask em not to. That’s what Husk does TvT

M: I tell al not to murder and he does anyway. THAT WONT STOP PEOPLE T^T Its embarrasing when people touch my tail t-t

grabs shiny things and decorates the hotel the hotel now looks like a disco ball on the outside

Ok. If someone touches your tail, give them a special punishment. Like if al touches your tail, you can punish him by ignoring him for 30 minutes.

((WELCOME TO THE VISCO DISCO HOTEL!! SAVE THE TURTLES AND BOOGIE ON TVT))

M: I can't ignore mah baby t-t

the inside is same)) flys back and goes back to being depressed*

Tri! Wanna sit over here? *points at his head floof, that is a perfect bird stand*

If he touches your tail, yes you can.

flys onto his head* tri's mind:i'm lonely

M: *her tail swayed, making a small wooooosh noise* ;-;

M: I CANT ignore him id be sad t-t

*pets Tri’s feathers* ^v^

Then take away his knife and ax privileges.

M: Oh i know! I culd SCARE him as paypack!

M: Watch! *she turned into her racoon-form and went into the cuppboard, jumping out and making a cute racoon noise, holding up her racoon paws*

tri's feathers were soft and felt like silk*

I.I sIfT tHiNgS!

Ooh!! Good idea!!

*soft things. Angel likes soft things. Tri’s feathers are soft*

M: so was it scary? *she made the happy racoon eyes* :3

...kind of. you can probably scare him into thinking that touching the tail will turn you into a raccoon forever.

M: *le gaspo* Great idea!!

M: *she jumped around happily in racoon-form, her tail swaying quickly* ^^

^v^ thanks! * petting Tri * you are so soft!!

M: *she went to human form* V: *gasp* can i touch ur tail??

it becomes night and every one is tired*

((wait its still christmas D: )) M: V NO >:O

Ooh! Kitty!!

M: *she looked startled, her tail puffing up* Hey al; t-t

Aawwww~!

*pets kitty** happiness lights his entire face*

its been day for like most of the x-mas rp)) hey HazBIN93 can we just end the day so we can do x-mas day rp))

stares at the cat with pure fear in tri's eyes*

KiTtY!!

M: *she went red. Mind: DONT NOTICE MY TAIL OR TOUCH IT OH GAWD* uuuuuuuuuuh hai!

*gently pets cat, happy*

Kitty! Al! It’s so cute!!

0w0

but we haven't opened presents unless you did that without me which if you did ima be angry ->-))

((we havent)) M: actually guys we have a suprise!! FOLLOW MEH

follows*

((I’m just imagining Husk coming down here, seeing that his attention is being stolen, and hissing at the other cat to duck off))

0w0 * follows with cat*

M: *yells* HIT IT, V!!! V: *she pulled out her guitar (its an electric guitar) and she played the "we wish you a merry christmas" song on it* >:T

Gizmo! Cute kitty kitty!

Ooh!!

Music and kitty’s? This day is great!

M: *she smiled, standing under the mistle toe* -W- ((IS THIS WHEN M AND AL KISS ON THE LIPS????? KSKSKSKSK))

hey angel which is the better pet a bird or a cat that you just met

M: U jelous tri?

Hmmm... all three!

M: *she didn't notice she was under the mistle-toe* ->-

*about to explode into a puddle of rainbow happyness*

there isnt a third option ->-

My PeT pIg

M: Hey :p you havin fun?

Come here Tri! I have multiple arms! I can play with you, too!

oh you mean the pig that was used for cristmas dinner

yeah i cooked that thing up

*angel NOTICED* hold my beer. YO LOVE BORDS!! LOOK UP!!

((YOU BETTER NOT HAVE OR WE ARE HAVING BIRD WITH IT >:U))

oh he did))

M: *she looked up* huh? oh shi--

((M can revive the pig later XD))

*pets gizmo gently, making him purr, wile waiting expectantly for them to kiss*

((Good!!))

M: *she went red, quickly kissing al's cheek* O-okay imma go- *she tried walking away* ((al gunna make the next move >:3 ))

tri flys to the roof*

Tri nooooo... ;-;

V: *she switched to a romantic love song on the guitar* lovebirds... *she smiled slightly*

*bige smile of happy*

((SCRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

(((fangirling intensifies** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA))) M: !!! *she went bright red, and I mean redder than husks wings XD* O//////////////////////o

((Husk should get jealous of gizmo TvT))

((OH SHIT XD))

•my reference!!! Yaaaay!!!•

M: *she kissed back, wrapping her arms around al* ^/////////^ (((AAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIIIIIIP)))

((I’m just imagining Husk coming down here, seeing that his attention is being stolen, and hissing at the other cat to duck off)) ((YALLS SHIP FINALLY HAPPENED YAAAAAAAY!!!!))))

((GET HER!! XD))

M: *she had her eyes closed, and after a while, she pulled away* d-d-did we j-just---

Owo soft things IvI

stares off into the distance*

*claps with free hands, genuine pride*

((okie)) M: *she walked up to angel* hey... *she was STILL insanely red* T///T

Con-****IN-grata!!!

M: wot? ;-;

You just had a good kiss right there! * pets gizmo* Tri flew off *sadness*

Cats and birds are cute af. Tri come baaaack ;-;

M: *she went even redder* S-s-s-s-s-s---- *she couldn't even say anything* @/////@'

*pats on back* good goin , kid. Good goin.

M: *gibberish* T/////////T I-i-i'm gonna g-g-go to the b-bathr-r-room ;w; *she ran off*

sighs* everyone has a person they love but me........i guess i will never be loved

M: *she went to tri* Whats wrong...?

* goes to Tri* hey... you good?

just sits there not saying anything*

*gently pets feathers * you wanna talk about it??

M: *she sat next to tri* you can trust us...

im fine....

Ya don’t seem to dandy.

its very clear that tri is lying*

Mhmm.

M: If you really wanna be left alone its fine...

M: But I don't think you do, tri...

sits there* looks at them then back off in the distance* will..will i ever find someone to love..

M: I don't know....it might be hard...did you ever have a human form..? or a non-bird form..?

thats impossible for me....,,

M: I could try builded you a non-bird form!!

how the hell is that possible

M: I'm a pretty good mechanic yknow! -w- I could hook up certain things that make a human like figure desinged to your liking, and i can make it hook up so that u control it!!

yeah no

M: Well I don't know what else to do...

((sista where r u ))

i mean i can try...

M: Okay...it would take a month for me to make! I'd probably not sleep for that whole month put it'll be ok!

i mean try to go into human form ->-

M: oh ;w;

tries but nothing happens*

((XD))

who?))

V: *she went up to sir.p* hey .-.

M: *she was screeching into a pillow, hoping al didn't see her* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe- V: are you having fun?

M: *she looked at al, turning even redder* T///////////////////////T

M: *her tail puffed up from being embarrased, and she scooted over on the couch* s-s-s-sit with me...TwT

M: *she leaned her head on his shoulder, her tail swaying slowly* I-i-i love y-you...

* turns on the moving picture box and puts in a video game called ‘Black Menace’ * Alastra: hmm...

M: Whatcha doin alastra?

((its fine)) M: H-hey al...? *she looked nervous*

M: I hate to be cheesy but...a-al...my life here in hell feels like heaven whenever your with me...I feel happier when I'm w-with you...I hope were never apart...I l-l-love you...*she smiled brightly* ^///^

hops down the stairs to go be a asshole to husk*

M: *she looked away, her tail gently smacking al's hand* T///w///T

M: *she smiled and giggled like a dork, staring at the floor* ^/////^

finds husk and starts annoying him*

((ok uvu ))

I don’t see why not! Dad won’t mind!

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