"sir/mmam please put my food down i was saving that for my new neighbors-"

"and some of that was for my brother *cough* enemy* its poisoned"

*closes window*

"i kNoW i wouldnt to but if you somehow escape and eat the poisoned food dont blame if you either die or end up in a hospital"

"da fuq is that noise-"

"sure aint sound like it- but whatever if you are really hungry then i know where some store is and the employes dont give a sh*t about the store they just want money so they will let you have anything as long as you pay even ONE penny and they dont care about messes to so it will be covered in stuff and dropped groceries in some of the isles i can go there with you if you want i dont really care as long as you dont steal m food "

"aight get on my back i can carry ya all the way to the store its only 2 blocks ahead and before you ask no i do not have a vehicle of my own i am only 12."

"well i want to get there faster. my average speed is faster then the average racer due to my animal like features"

"yay now lemme get my saddle so you can properly ride. i also used to let children ride on me thats why i have this some of them used to fall of due to not having the saddle so a mother of one a the children gave me it :>"

"whats so interesting about that?"

"im no where close to human even though still live the average human life"

"I HAVE MORE DNA FROM A BEAR IN MY BODY THEN A HUMAN"

"WHAT THE FUQ-"

"well lets look at some bears when we are out of the store -0-"

"Ok, ive found my saddle now hop on"

*hands barf bag* "here i dont want you barfing on my clothes i go pretty fast"

alright here we go *runs the same speed as a roller coaster on the big drop*

*1 min later* alright we are here now grab your barf bag and get you as* off of me before you ruin my clothes

ofc i was why would i lie about that?

ah yes ive met someone like that bragging about how rich they were to get attention

but yes we are here now -0-

aight its pretty easy to steal from this store to so what do you wanna do make a run for it or be a good boy and actually buy something with money?

nice im good at it to i know somewhere in the ventilation system where there isn't any cameras lets go

aight now, there's a ladder up to the top of the roof and on the right there's an opening the the no camera vents. if we can get up there in the vents then we can see the map in the vents that was made for fellow theifs made by me so then we follow the map we hould get to the place where they store food

now lets go to the back where the ladder is

alright follow me

*walks to the back*

*climbs ladder*

*gets to the top*

alright now lets go inside the vent-

oh shi- theres someone cleaning the vent hide aHhH

*whisper* woah but that will not be enough the person will obviously wonder where the flame came from which means they are gonna come here shi* i already see them coming here AhH

you know what?- *GRABS AND RUNS INTO THE VENT*

The employe: Runs into the vent as well

OH SHIT

no that will cause a fire inside of the vents causing us to a situation near death

now im just gonna run to some where in the vents and drop down in the store

*runs faster than before*

drops down*

are you ok?

alright now lets run to the healthy but tasting good stuff

NO wait iM gonna run to that isle you run to the ramen isle and grab everything you can

*runs fast and snatches every food insight*

*runs to the shopping carts and places the food inside then runs and grabs some yoai from another part of the store with some hentai and merch then rushes back to the shopping carts and puts the stuff in*

no they already are chasing us the people here are just slow

see theres one right there *points to the end or the alcohol isle

oh damn hes getting close

letts run to the candy isle to get some sweet lolis and gum

its an edible rubber that you can not swallow

naruto runs to the isle while putting on kakashi costume i picked up*

i lost them in the naruto isle

they have a lot of anime stuff

any ways does the kakashi costume look good?

nice

and uh ive never learned your name- qwq

nice name

im choulu (ch-oh-lu)

thank you?

it aint that good

its fine- you didnt do anything wrong- AhH-

huh?

where did it come from

did it sound like a girl or a boy

was it north east or west?

or south

oh

well imma call the bois to shop for us so we can go check it out

*calls*

they are here

they look like 20 year olds with black suits and b e a u t i f u l neck ties and attractive top hats)

ikr

how so? they are the bois

B Beautiful O OP I Irresistible S Swell M Men

Bisexual Noises*

they gonna shop for us

and keep the people chasing us off our trail

so now lets check out the scream

or search for where it came from

you mean on the ceiling or on top on of a shelf from one of the isles?)

nice)

or probably hanging on one of the lights on the ceiling because you cant just be on the ceiling right-?)

Ok)

I just switched to iPod)

What do you see up there?

Ok

👀

👀

Look dude

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

It’s a woman kissing a poster of a bts member 👀

*Catches him*

Hey dude you good?

No kidding

Indeed

Now uh imma get some food for myself but don’t touch my anime stuff I want you to stay innocent

Aight I’m back with the boism

you mean sticking to his mouth?)

oh wait i just noticed i havent introduced you to the boism yet-!

WhEeze)

alright the first one is my personal favorite w i l l y w o n k a the next o m p a the next l o m p a

AyO you there-?)

i n d e e d nooga ooga)

ayo sorry i fell asleep you still there?)

sad bear noises)

:O)

:>)

She immediately jumped too action,,lunging at them-

She grabbed them by the foot and tossed them into the house,,-

She grabbed her sword,,-

Sword/very large knife))

Her ears flatten,,-why are you here"

Foof)) She grumbled,,-

Fine,,keep it,,just go"

Her sword dissapears,,she sighed -

vO: o k a y I g u e s s

vO: a r e y o u o k a y - *vO was casually staring at them*

vO: wanna come inside and talk abt stuff--???

vO: I mean, sure. Dude, you can, like, totally take all of my food and take over my room and I won't care. ASLONGASITISNTMYENEMY we're good.

vO: Now get back inside. There's radiation out there and I really don't want to fight anybody.

*They just get some ****ing- PEACE TEA- and drink some* vO: mk so like, are you hurt at all??? like, noticeable pain or wounds?

*vO spits it out and was just like- ``OH GOD WTF-``* vO: OKAY WE NEED TO DISINFECT THAT AND WRAP IT UP- I DONT KNOW IF I'LL HAVE TO STITCH IT BUT I AM VERY PROFFESSINAL SO UM- UH--

vO: JUST- STAY HERE!!!! *vO rushes to the BATHROOM and grabs a medical kit while zooming back in-*

vO: SSSSSSSSSSSTOP TOUCHING IIIIITTTTTTTT- *vO grabbed them, placed them on the couch and stared at the wound* vO: you're going to infect it even more!!!!

*vO casually sprays b u r n i n g disinfectants on it and takes out bandages--*

vO: Are you alright?

vO: e a t

vO: I have cheetos n' shit.

vO: fish? or um,,, pastries?

vO: okay. cooked, or just plain, straight up f i s h ?

vO: alrighty then. *vO walks to the kitchen and casually starts cooking up salmon*

*vO comes back with salmon on a plate and puts it infront of them* vO: there you go!

vO: Anytime!

*happy bbys*

vO: c:

vO: I removed the scales for you, so you should be good.

*vO p a t s them*

vO: Sorry, you looked so pat-able :,)

vO: oh, it's uh, what I just did. I like doing that.

vO: can I pat you more, then???

*vO PATS THEM HAPPILLY-*

vO: why are you so nice to pat-

vO: I'm officially weirder than any living thing now

vO: m e .

vO: I SWEAR TO GOD-

vO: well I don't even KNOW WHAT I AM!

vO: n O !

vO: I- *He stares at them c a s u a l l y - *

*vO c a r e f u l l y drags them to his room, places them on his bed, puts a blanket on them, and walks out--*

*vO just ever so casually plays video games on the living room tv-*

vO: ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-

*vO casually peaks to see if they're okay--*

vO: BRO WAKE UP- *vO rushes in and shakes them a little-*

vO: don't die-

vO: eh--

vO: I'm sorry. your mouth was making sparks so-

vO: on purpose???

vO: o h .

vO: when does that normally happen?

vO: n o t e d .

vO: I probably shouldn't have dragged you into my room, then--

vO: I h a v e e x p l o s i v e s u n d e r m y b e d -

vO: B e c a u s e .

vO: C:

vO: you're rlly cool lol

vO: mhm C:

vO: coolest person here; you.

*Happi vo*

vO: indeed it is.

vO: :D

(why did I read that outloud, demonically-) vO: you are now my f r e n

vO: what is your name

vO: mine vo.

*vO smiles casually and wholesomely*

(The wholesomest, except one has explosives under their bed.) vO: I has a sharky tail.

( p f f f f t t ) vO: WOAH, WE BOTH HAVE TAILS!!!!

vO: :3

vO: c a n I p o k e t h e m

*vO pokes them anyways bc he's cOoOoOoOl*

vO: very pointy.

vO: I have pointy teeth!

*vO opens his mouth and literally all of his teeth are p o i n t y *

vO: y,,ah dan lakang? (<I made it sound like his mouth was actually open. or, tried--)

*vO closes his mouth* vO: It gives me problems when I speak sometimes.

vO: yeah :D

vO: probablybecauseyoubreakintotheirhouse.

vO: you're not murderous. I think. pleasedontkillme :D

vO: you're not a failure. dude, forget them. you are a p e r f e c t imp.

vO: >:D

vO: you were a l w a y s cool.

vO: ^^ (heck yeah.)

*vO just decides to h u g Mik*

vO: huggable imps are best imps.

vO: :D

*vO stopped hugging Mik casually* vO: I need to give you a frog sticker kasdhaksdfjhav

vO: wait here. *vO just goes into a cabinet, pulls out a REAL phreg and a phreg sticker and comes back--* vO: t h i s

vO: it makes sounds. *vO places the sticker on Mik, pokes the phreg, and the phreg c r o a k s *

*The phreg is making casual happi phreg noises*

vO: w a n n a h o l d i t ?

*vO gives Mik the p h r e g and it continues with it's noises lol*

*c o m f y p h r e g *

Phreg: : D vO: s h e l i k e s y o u a l r e a d y -

vO: that phreg likes you too.

*Phreg slightly smiles*

vO: wOw, oFfEnSiVe. *<--- JOKING* *Happi phreg*

(watch as a bomb goes off in vO's room-) vO: anyways wanna play some video games?

vO: ....video games? like,,, like, games you play on tv's?

vO: kk. *vO give's Mik a controller-*

*vO just w a t c h e s Mik to see how he reacts with the controller-*

*n o r m a l p s 4 c o n t r o l l e r *

vO: you,,, gon' play the game-?

vO: just- sit on the couch and pick a game.

*vO watches to make sure Mik doesn't b r e a k the thing-*

vO: nah.

*vO is just staring at the screen like " d o e s - he k n o w there's other buttons-???" *

vO: press,,, other buttons and-- move the joysticks--

(vO is a pRo gAyMeR) *vO is just like "I mean,,, he's trying."*

vO: oh dear.

*vO's just- l e t t i n g M i k d o h i s t h i n g - *

vO: it'ssorrowandjoyfulalloveragain--

vO: oh. sorry. I was talking about sorrow and Joyful, hahah.

vO: Close friends.

vO: Yeah. They're out doing work and hunting or whatever.

vO: Not really.

vO: They work at a diner and kill people n' shit.

vO: m i r d a r

vO: C :