gru goes first

Gru: Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up. A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera? This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber! My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes! I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did Add this to your routine of ending up roasted. Bowser: Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood. Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby! Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed Gru: Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later. You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstic

a piñata at the Koopa cabana My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle- BANANA! Minions and Gru: Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle. Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll! As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road Our quality colony drops an army of bars. We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars! Bowser Jr.: From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent. Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan. It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man. Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same As you're left with your pac

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