oh cmon I was just trying to feed my cat string cheese and he ate the cheese and then bit me what a dick

exactly so I wasn’t too mad at him like idk how you expect me to react ”OMG I GOT CALLED GAY SO OFFENSIVE IM CRYING AND PISSING MY PANTS” like I’m literally dating a man and he knows that like yeah no shit

“Ur gay” OMG NO 😱😱😱😱 *lays on the floor and starts sobbing and screaming and throwing a tantrum* IM NOT GAYYYYY NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT 😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤 IM TELLING MY DAD 😡😡😡😡