bday/zodiac sign?

before i say it, its from a song s o - There's travel in your future when your tongue Freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life By playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

[Bridge] Now you may find it inconceivable Or at the very least a bit unlikely That the relative position of the planets And the stars could have a special deep significance Or meaning that exclusively applies to only you But let me give you my assurance That these forecasts and predictions Are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize That every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?

your horoscope for today- weord al yankovic

bday/zodiac sign?

aquarius! There's travel in your future when your tongue Freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life By playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day got it from somewhere, ur life isnt pathetic UwU

[Bridge] Now you may find it inconceivable Or at the very least a bit unlikely That the relative position of the planets And the stars could have a special deep significance Or meaning that exclusively applies to only you But let me give you my assurance That these forecasts and predictions Are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize That every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?

dont kill me cuz these are song lyrics not serious ok?

dude wtf are these lyrics i hate them for this

Taurus! You will never find true happiness What you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up Do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

dude the aries one is flucken priceless

these arent serious BE HAPP D: 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

osht this song is hella mean wtf nvm ackk

oH FUK THESE SONG LYRICS THO

Leo! Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt And staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding Then wash it down with a gallon of Strawberry Quik

i love how inaccurate these are