The following items are not SCPs: Rainbows. Double rainbows. "Rainbooms", whether sonic or otherwise. The tides. The Moon. "****ing magnets". Rocks that skip three times before they go underwater. Soy cheese. Hippies. Hipsters. "MILFs." "G-MILFs." "GG-MILFs." "Actually funny SNL skits" As these do not exist, they cannot be SCPs. Anyone's breasts. People who can solve Rubik's Cubes (of any size). Shiny Any Pokemon. ANYONES BREASTS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA