When someone eats the last oreo before you

Sister: there’s something missing in your room Me:

-When you tell your friends you did something good- Friends:

When someone says they subbed to Onision

Me: -looks for my skates in rh- My sister: Oh I traded them Me:

When is trying To mess with my Family or my gf

Brother: I had the best date ever! Sister: But mom said no girls till your at least 16 Brother: Maybe not girls, but she never said I couldn't date a man Wait, I think I made something cringy crap

When you stick your sisters toothbrush down the toilet and tell her what you have done days later after using it-

My Sister: I traded your sniny pyroar Me:

Me:I'm gonna go to sleep today finally My brain:

Friend:*walks to me* Me:where were you last night? Friend:I went to the movies and watched your favorite movie last night! Me: