oh yeah i didnt read the title, let me just get my readin' glasses- *puts on very big glasses* oh yep it says "sprite"

what? fine let me just get my very amazing mug *gets a mug that says sarcasm on it*

stop what? *wearing a crossing guard outfit*

ok ok fine ill stop just speak human please

so how was your day?

eating nothing with some non-existent with a side of never there

sorry i couldnt help it, i needed to get one more in if y'know what i mean