Probably not healthy but shhhhhh

my dad buys me them and no one eats them but me so i get alot which is awesome i also cut them up so that multiples them yeah i love potatoes

no that'd be quite yucky but I've done it before I wash them chop them up fork them butter them put them in the oven for 40 mins and take em out and then I butter them again and salt them (usually with himalayan salt but regular salt is ok) and then I put them on the plate and eat them

yumy i love tater tot's