*kicks otis* "YO WT F. IRK HOW DAFUQ U ALWAYS GETTIN' HURT WHEN I AINT AROUND."

*Iri

"FALCON P U NCH" *Punches Otis out of a window*

"AwAkEn mY pRinCESs" *Picks up iri and kisses him like he's sleepin' beautY*

"ShuSh yOu."

*Pulls outta minigun* "HAh--"

*Cracks her neck to the right* "WILLDOMYTRAINER" *Points her gun at them two, close to holding the trigger*

*Holds thy trigger, bullets shoot everywhere*

"**** YOU BASTARD-"

*Lets go of thy trigger*

"Welp."

"Sure."

"Alright what's up."

"I know. Pft you gave so many hints for it. I have no problem with that, I'm bi too uvu"

"You have like two boys running after you 24/7 You said something maybe oNce about liking boys you thin aF you act girlish sometimes and you have dressed like a girl and lIked iT. That's an obvious bi boy along with the guY thIngs you do."

"I tried not to mention that make-out session you had but that's enough proof TvT"

"I made out with a girl once before I met you thAt wAs a Trip"

"And then there was the threes incident.. and.. Iri? Iri are you okay?"

*Licks Iri's lip* "Aw u poor bby."

"You okay baby? Please tell me you are." *sets him up to where he's sitting up against the couch and siTs oN hIs lap*

*rubs his chin* "I hope so.."

"DaFuq-"

*WhEezIng*

****** slaps Alex and smacks him in the neck* "That was my seat :V"

dang

*Kelly whEezE* *Gets back on top of Iri* "gEt rOaSTEd hOe"

*slaps Alex* "daFuQ hOe."

*SLAPS AGAIN* "hE sAid nO u trAsHcaN"

u//v//u

*Grabs that minigun, picks alex by the neck, throws him to the floor* "You got five seconds to scatter, if you don't, you're gonna end up like my parents, who were both murdered by the demimonster." *Points the minigun at him and starts to count very slowly but menacingly*

"Exactly. 3....." *She counts the last two very slowly, letting go of him as slow as she's counting.*

"Don't yell at me." *Aims it directly at his head* "Come back here ever again, you're dead meat. Be glad I spared you." *Throws him more than 100 miles out the window into the distance* "iRi sMH whY'D yOu gOttA scAre mE least he better get the warning. Want me to cheer ya up tonight or nah.."

" Wh at -"

"I'm so confused and at the same time violated-"

*Goes to iri's ear and whispers* "I think you know what kind of "cheering up"~"

( yea h)

(Kay)

Honestly though *bursts open the door* "Alright ya little awful children wtf s going on."

*is

*inhales and picks up Otis and well throws them out of the room* "You need help first of all, no more knives and stabbing poor iriku."

*kicks Otis out of a...window* yE nasty child.

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