on may 31st 2021 at about 1:30 pm whiloe we were listening to bikini girls with machine guns by the cramps in my dads 2009 chevy equinox in coventry, england my dad farted too hard and sharted his pants and i am dead serious about every detail of this story
At Approximately 4:30AM On September 21st, 2015 I Decided To Be A Shark At My Grandparents. Scared The Life Out Of Them When I Stayed Under-Water For Over 2 Minutes.