Roy: Y’all wanna have a food fight

Brittany: Movie? Roy: Tv?

Jason: Where do u wanna go Brittany: idc Jia: Sure

Jason: *screams* Roy: SHUT IT DUDE

Jason: SHE BITE ME *rubs arm* Brittany: She doesn’t have sharp teeth Jason: it hurts

Jason: I’m sorry Jia: great she’s up now

Brittany: idk Jia: uh

Roy: Pool?

Brittany: Can babies swim Jia: idk

Jason: *whispers* I hope so Roy: We can give her a floaty

Jia: A cat will look nice on her

Brittany: Your gonna scare her with your face Conner Roy: Ooo burn

Jia: Stop scaring her Conner

Jia: *picks her up* Probably because your a big scary monster to her *laughs*

Brittany: Yay Roy: Lets go Jia: *laughs* ok

Brittany: *jumps in* weee

Roy: This is fun

Jia: *splashes with Jade* Wee

Roy: Wow

Brittany: Anyone wanna play pool ball Jia: sure

Brittany: *hits ball to trisha* Here

Roy: *hits it to ethan*

Jason: *hits it to Jade* Here

Jia: She tried yay

Jason: I’m going to hit the food stand *gets out and goes to get something to eat*

Brittany: *goes underwater* Jia:...

Brittany: *comes back up* Wow

Jia: *lays on her back* Roy: *has drowned*

Brittany: Yep Jia: Oh well Jason: *comes back* Roy had died

Brittany: Are y’all ready to go

Jia: Should we leave Roy’s body here

Jia: ok Jason: Alright

Jason; idk

Jason; ok what game Jia:

Jia; t or d

Brittany; How about a tiger costume

Britt; OMG SO CUTE Jia; Aww

Jason; ok t or d Conner

Jason; I dare u to put your finger in Jade's mouth so she can bite u

Jason; *laughs

Jia; Good job Conner

B; I choose t

B; I like both Jia; *eats banana*

Jia; *smiles* Its the most amazing thing in the world it's a BA-NA-NA Jason: XD

Jia; BA NA NA Britt;.............

Jia; Banana Jason; her brain haven't developed yet

Jia; No she's not she's w baby your stupid

B; *smacks Conner I n the back if his head*

B; no she's still learning she's a baby

Brittany: Ok what now

Jason: *grabs guitar and start playing*

Jason: *plays rock and roll* OH YEAH

Jia: :D *holds arms out* Roy: *falls through the roof* Hey Guys Brittany:???

Jia: It’s Jia Roy: I was Minecraft spawned Brittany: ????

Roy: GURL Jia: Yes Jia Brittany: 😧

Roy: IM A DISAPPOINTMENT (literally looked at how you spelled it) Jia: Yay *spins her around*

Roy: YOUR THE DEFINITION OF A DISAPPOINTMENT Jia: *stops* Don’t want you getting sick now do I

Roy: IK that’s why I said it >:) Jia: *gets Maraca and shakes it*

Jia: *shakes it more* Roy: XD Brittany: *kicks ethan*

Brittany: He knocked out Jason: Wow (My grandma Just turned it to peppa pig)

Idk she just did) Brittany: ooooo

XD) Brittany: WOW

Jia: ?

Jia: *smiles* Roy: What u doing conner

Jason: O.O

Roy: Ooooo That must have hurt Brittany: *laughs* Jia: Wow Jason: Dang

Jia: That’s Ethan your boyfriend Brittany: Call 180-I WAS KICKED IN THE CROTCH

Jia: A best friend that you love very very much Brittany: XD

Brittany: Sorry sir but we can’t help you today Jia: Yes

Jia: Aww she said your pwetty Ethan

Jia: Wow

Jason:*pats Ethan’s back*

Jia: *rocks her slowly* Jason: *laughs*

Jia: :) Jason: Cause your gf is not her to help u

Jia: *lays her down in bed* Roy: XD

Jason: No we are great people

Jason: Seeing him suffer is *smiles*

Jason: Oh so your on his side now

Jason: See now u get it Jia: Quiet down y’all Jade is sleep

Jia: *tapes his mouth* Yes

Jia: STOP IT *tapes her mouth too* Jason: AHHHHHHH Jia: SHUT UP

Jia: LOOK AT WHAT YALL DID

Roy: WEEEEEEHOOOOOWEEEEEHOOOOO Jason: YABBA DABBA DOOOO Jia: STOP IT

Jia: *picks Jade and and start rocking her* CAN YALL PLZ SHUT UP Brittany: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jia: Shhh Calm down Jade

Jia: IK *slaps everyone* STOP IT YOUR ALL TO LOUD Brittany: Ouch Jason: laughs*

Jia: Are u ok now sweetheart Roy: *rubs face*

Jia: Good * rips off tape from their mouths*

Jia: She’s a baby she needs all the attention rn

Jia: Once she gets older then I’ll give everyone an equal amount of attention Brittany: Oh well

Jia: I like Jade the way she is right now *slaps conner* Roy: Yeah I want adult Jade back

Jia: *stitches head back on* Here u go

Jia: Once we turn her back y’all will be like OMG I HATE ADULT JADE SHE’S SO MEAN BLAH BLAH BLAH Brittany: Well That is true

Jia: You always get attention

Jia: Fine I’ll “try” to give you two the same amount of attention Brittany: Aww

Jia: Now I’m hungry Jason: Same

Jia: Want me to feed her Jason: *eats a hotdog*

Jia: What? *checks bag* She couldn’t have eaten all of it Roy: Well I guess she did

Jia: What are we gonna feed her now Brittany: idk

Jia: No uh *makes mash potatos* here she can eat this

Jia: here comes the air plane *moves spoon full of potatoes around* brrrrr

Jia: Open wide brrrrr Roy: idk

Jia: Weee *puts spoon in her mouth* Brittany: *plays on phone*

Jia: Wow she actually likes it Jason: ok

Jia: Are Those the thin carrots

Jia: Good *turns around* Jade? *picks her head up*

Jia: Yeah *wipes her face*

Jia: is everyone sleepy Jason: yeah

Brittany: what r u doing Conner Jason: *falls asleep* Jia: ok

Brittany: sure *grabs marker and doodles*

Brittany: Hey you wanna doodle too *hands her a marker*

Brittany: Wtf *covers mouth* Jia: Don’t curse near the baby

Jia: *slaps britt* Look what you done *looks at jade* Plz darling don’t say that word ever again ok

Jia: It’s a bad word

Jia: *sighs* Fine y’all can change her back but first *takes a picture* Now change her back

Brittany: Hello Jade Roy: YAY YOUR NORMAL

Jia: you were a baby

Jia: What are we gonna do with all the baby supplies Brittany: burn them I guess

Roy; *lights a match and burns everything

Roy: *laughs* Jia: I’m starting to miss baby jade

Jia: Yay Brittany: So Uh what now

Jason: Yep *laughs*

Brittany: osht

Roy: Your gonna die conner

Jason: no sorry dude.. HEY JADE CONNER SAID YOUR WEAK

Jason: Ow he also said your ugly Jia: eh

Jia: Oh well *reads book* Jason: *laughs*

Roy: *laughs* Brittany: Ok

Brittany: Well dat happend Jia: what now

Jia: Aww

Roy: i bet Ethan misses it

Roy: You haven’t had a piece of Jade in forever cause she was too young but now you can go crazy with her

Roy: Do it to her while she sleeps Jia!: Ugh *reads book*

Jason: |]|9€9€8£]29110013838¥>>~|?£!|>~<¥8€9€9> Jia:? Jason: I’m practicing Japanese

Brittany: I’m bored

Jason: *brings in a dog* here

Jason: *points to trisha* ATTACK

Dog: *licks her on the leg* Jason: NO BOY BITE HER Dog: *jumps on her and licks her nonstop*

Jason: Come here boy Dog: *gets off her and returns to Jason* Jia: Are you ok trisha

Brittany: Don’t want the conner’s Blood all over the room

Roy: Let the beast attack Ethan

Jason: *does the worm*

Brittany: ?

Roy: Café Anyone?

Roy: ok *starts walking* Brittany: *lays down*

Jia: Welp I guess I’m going too *starts walking*

Jason: Thx *gets some cookies* mmm Roy: *gets a capiticno* (that’s not how you spell it but whatever) Brittany: *gets some hot coco*

Brittany: *drinks* Delicious

Jason: idk life

Jason: Same *eats cookie* Roy: Y’all wanna *sips* try to be normal for a bit and not be “ourselves”

Brittany: XD Jia: Eh I agree we should act a little normal

Jason: Ethan pics all day *takes Ethan’s phone* Here’s some pics of Jade

Jason: Here’s some with only a shirt on...*eyes widen* Here’s some with her shirt off

Dat face though XD I can’t stop looking at it) Jason: Some with all her clothes off *puts phone face down on the table* Well I’m done now

Roy: what is it

Jason: Yep Brittany: So what now

Roy: Y’all wanna head to the library

Roy: ok two no’s and a yes let’s go to the library *gets up*

Jia: Like I said y’all were gonna be like “I DONT LIKE ADULT JADE BLAH BLAH BLAH” Brittany: So what should we do then

Jia: YES PLZ DO IT CHANGE HER BACK

Jia: Hello baby Jade remember me Jia

Jia: Yay *picks her up* I missed you a lot Brittany: She’s obsessed

Jia: *hugs back* Roy: So we still going to the library or what

Roy: ?

Jia: *smiles* Roy: Yay *runs to library* Brittany: Idk why we are going here

Roy: We are here *runs in* Jia: ok Jade you have to be quiet here ok

Roy: *goes up to librarian* Hey gurl What’s up Librarian: Go away Roy: Nah I rather stay here with you Brittany: oh that’s why

Jia: *sits her down* Ok Jade how about I read you a baby book how about the three little pigs Jason: Hey Ethan what you reading

Jason: oh Jia: *sits down* Ok once upon a time there were three little pigs Roy: So I hear your here daily Librarian: Leave me alone Roy: Nope Librarian: *slaps him* Roy: ow

Jason: Read it to me Jia: The first little pig builds his house out of straw Roy: *sits beside conner* my face hurts

Jason: ok *reads* Jia: Yes straw and the second little pig built his house out of sticks Roy: it’s not funny

Roy: Do you think she likes me Jia: So the last little pig built her house of of bricks

Roy: Why Do you say that Jia: Then one day a big bad wolf came to eat the three little piggies

Roy: Yeah But what if it out of love Jason: *puts book down* I can’t read this anymore Jia: The big bad wolf went to the first little piggie’s door and said “Little pig little pig let me in”

Roy: Ain’t she pretty though you should go and try to talk to her Jia: Hehe yes and the pig said “Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin” So the wolf huffed and he puffed and he blew down the piggie’s house

Roy: Go ahead try it you do need some kind of love in your life Jia: So the pig ran to his brother’s house but the wolf followed

Librarian: *eyes widen* Hello there cutie *blushes* Jia: So then the wolf did the same thing he did to the first little pig and blew the second little piggie’s house down too

Librarian: Are you looking for something it’s easy to get lost in here but I’m here to help *smiles* Jia: So the two piggies ran to their sister’s house and the wolf followed but he couldn’t blow the house down

Librarian: I don’t usually do this but *kisses him on the cheek* Jia: So the wolf gave up and the three little pigs lived happily ever after *closes book* the end

Jia: That was great story Librarian: *sneaks her number into his pocket* Bye Conner Brittany: Are y’all ready to go

Brittany: *pokes ethan* Come on dude wake up Roy: So Conner what did you two do *grins*

Jia: ok *puts book back and picks her up* Brittany: Come on we are leaving Roy: What did you two do

Roy: Oh well that’s normal *sees lipstick on his cheek* What is that Jia: *walks out* Brittany: Lets go *walks* Jason: kk

Jia: Yes That was fun Roy: What is that in your pocket

Roy: You got her number Wow I couldn’t even say hi without her yelling at me Jia: Any plans once we get home

Roy: CONNER HAS A GIRLFRIEND!! YOU SHOULD CALL HER Brittany: congratulations Conner Jia: yay

Jia: Aww gn Jade Roy: *dials her number* Here call her

Librarian: Hey baby what’s up Brittany: *eats ice cream* Jia: *smiles*

Librarian: Why did you call

Librarian: oh well how about you come over to my house tonight if you wanna Jason) *lays down*

Jia: Your a great mother Trisha Librarian: Come on we can have a little fun if you wanna Roy: *whispers* Do it do it do it

Librarian: ? Roy: What was that why did you hang up

Jia: Hello Roy: Dude a librarian kissed you, gave you her number, and asked to “have fun with you” and all you do is hang up

Jia: It? Her name is Jade and ETHAN ITS YOUR TURN TO CHAGE HER Roy: Are you ok

Jia: *gives him bag* here

Jia: Don’t treat her like a doll Ethan

Jia: Are you ok

Jia: Ummm?

Jia: Ok that’s it Go to sleep ethan I’ll take care of her from here

Jia: Your bf is too sleepy to take care of you rn

Jia: *yawns* I’m kinda getting sleepy myself *lays down* Are younsleepy

You sleepy*

Jia: Uh ok I guess I’ll just *yawns* stay up with yo- *falls asleep* Brittany: She’s out

Brittany: *opens arms* Come here Jade

Brittany: Yes Bri *giggles* Well I guess it’s just you and me rn buddy

Brittany: *pokes her nose* what do u wanna do

Brittany: *tosses her up in the air and catches her* wee

Brittany: *does it again* Weee

Brittany: This is fun *throws you up too high and makes you hit the fan* oh no

Brittany: I’m sorry shh shhh shh *rocks you around* Shh calm down

Brittany: *puts bottle in her mouth* shh

Brittany: Are you ok now

Hoi)

Brittany: She hit her head

Brittany: cause I was throwing her up in the air

Brittany: I will *hands her Jade * idk how to calm her down

Brittany: I’m sorry

Brittany: Is she ok now

Brittany: phew *lays back*

Brittany: idk everyone else is sleep

Brittany: *holds arms out*

Brittany: Bri Yes

Brittany: She’s getting a little stronger now

Brittany: Wanna go around the block

Brittany: ok *puts Jade in the stroller and goes out the door*

Brittany: Ok *walks around * It’s kinda cold out here *puts blanket over jade*

Brittany: yes blanket

Brittany: *sees ice cream truck* Wow I didn’t know ice cream trucks ran at night

Brittany: ok *walks up to truck* Shadow: What would u like Brittany: Two vanilla’s Plz *gets ice cream* Here u go Jade

Shadow: I wouldn’t be giving that to a baby now Brittany: Why is that *licks* Shadow: It has some drugs in it Brittany: Wait WHAT?!

Shadow: Goodbye *drives off* Brittany: Uh Jade can I see your ice cream for a moment plz

Brittany: *sniffs* YUCK *throws it on the ground*

Brittany: Lets go home *starts walking back* wOw I’m fEeLiNg WeIrD