I WOULD COSPLAY AGENT 4 BUT SHES NOT THAT RECOGNIZABLE AS A CHARACTER AND IDK PEARLS JUST COOLER TO COSPLAY

Also I mean her Octo expansion outfit

Could buy*

I literally despise makeup.

IT JUST FEELS GROSS. AND I FEEL FINE WITHIUT MAKEUP I DONT NEED MAKEUP IT SUCKS.

YEAH AND ESPECIALLY THE POWDERY STUFF IT SMELLS AND GETS INTO UR LUNGS IT BELH

YEAH ITS JUST SO GROSS also I’d be constantly checking “IS MY MAKEUP MESSED UP?” Like nah natural face is so much better

LIKE IM GENUINELY CONSIDERING IT IM JUST MISSIN A FEW THINGS It’s definitely gonna be expensive tho so either I’ll have to resort to making quite a few things myself or end up begging for parts of the cosplay also how in the world am I supposed to make tenta-hair? A lot of people just use normal hair wigs but if I found a way to make hair accurate to pearls that would be super cool! I literally have no idea how though.

BALLOONS?? LIKE HOW??

I’m still kinda confused Do ya have a picture?

OH THISE THINGS. I CAN KINDA SEE HOW IT WOULD WORK? BUT ITS NOT LIKE DURABLE OR ANYTHING AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TIE THOSE

At this point I’ll dye my hair white and pink 🙄/j

Nah I couldn’t actually do that though it would be awesome! I’ll probabaly just have to resort to styling a wig or something else if I can find a way! I dunno how to explain it but y’know like the gel ice packs? It could be like clear with on the outside it being the pink gradient while the inside is linke with white lining filled with that kinda weird squishy gel y’know? I’m not sure how to explain or how I’d do it but that’s how I can imagine it

But like clear gel or something liquify like that so it’s smushy or jus not see through at all but ya can still feel the texture kinda??

Yeah but I have no idea how but maybe I could look into it in some way!

YEAH. I LOVE THATS ONG SM. U DONT KIKE CURSING BUT PEARL IS AN EXCEPTION SHES ALWAYS AN EXCEPTION <3333

#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin IS SUCH A JAM. ONE OF THE BEST SPLATOON SONGS

Imagine simping for pearl but also wanting to cosplay her. Couldn’t be me. I LOVE PEARL SM. I don’t go out of my way to simp for her like I do with Marie but it’s not like I can deny the fact I’ve been gay for her at least once. PEARL>>>>

#$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin IS SO GOOD ANS FOR WHAT? LIKE I WOULDNT HAVE EXPECTED IT I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN I WAS ABLE TO HEAR IT IN OCTO EXPANSION

Man thinking about it made me put it on repeat multiple times already

OH OH AND ALSO ITS NOT CONFIRMED BUT ITS MOST LIKELY THAT PEARL WAS THE MEMBER KICKED IUT OF SASHIMORI FOR BEING TOO LOUD N STUFF WHICH IS JUST RANDOM LORE I WANTED TO SHARE

I’m canceling shashimori for kicking out pearl I rlly like the HC that pearl was maybe gfs with Karla before the band broke up with her

PEARL WAS TOO GOOD FOR SASHIMORI ANYWAYS 😡

Yeah, it’s just how I interpret it tho! Who knows what actually happened or if pearl was even the one who used to actually be in the band but it’s still a cool hc!

EXACTLY. Marina and pearl>>> pearl with sashimori

LIKE I NEED MOR ELIRE ON HER ASAP.

MORE LORE*

I love when people ship Callie and dedf1sh or agent 8 and dedf1sh ITS JUST SUCH UNDERRATED SHIPS? SO COOL TOO. Literally I’ll ship anything in splatoon at this point Like I’ve never been a multi shipper until Splatoon PEOPLE NEED TO START TALKING MORE ABOUT THE IDEA OF CALLIE HAVING AN OCTO GF

IN SICK OF PEOPLE BARELY TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE CMON SHE WAS WITH THE ICTARIANS FOR A PRETTY GOOD WHILE SHE NEEDS AN OCTO GF IT WOULD BE SO INTERESTING

Agent 4 and Marie are in the no octo date club though

I’m agent 4 I can confirm this/j

I really need to stop making all of the Splatoon characters gay. OR DO I?

I LOVE DEF1SH AND CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT RANDOM STUFF LIKE THIS MAN. Dedf1sh should be my gf smh 🙄/j

GIMME A SEC IM NOT DEAD BTW

I KNOW ITS SO SAD SHE NEVER DESERVED IT :((( I’m gonna find a cure for sanitization if I have to 😡😡 Anyways I was taking a while to find the right link to this! : https://14-crush.tumblr.com/tagged/crushpost/chrono I thought it was an interesting take on the idea of dedf1sh and 8 and a cool take on the characters included in general! I think it’s worth a read! It’s not really how I’d interpret it but it’s still super cool!

Also I’m agent 4 canon 100% if she compares dedf1sh to sans I am her no clickbait /j

If Splatoon 3 doesn’t give any mor rindo on dedf1sh IM SUEING NINTENDO. If they do my girl dedf1sh dirty I’ll sob in a corner for the rest of my life.

more info*

Dedf1sh deserves the world :((

ALSO WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO MAKE 14 CRUSH?? ITS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER.

I rlly enjoyed reading it! I wish there was more surf similar but I haven’t really been able to find many

Stuff*

Okay okay random but https://images.app.goo.gl/feQ5EiGf2DtnRHfN9 FISH AND CHIPS CHIRPY CHPS PARUKO + DEDF1SH IS A MASTERPIECE of know abt this idea 4 a while but just remembered it existed seeing parukos and mizutas styles would be so cool! i both love paruko and dedf1sh so this is a wonderful combination! dedf1sh has been taken literally and 2 cases with fish n chips 1. obviously dedf1sh is sanitized so shes technically a zombie/dead so haha octo=f1sh sanitized=ded very obvi 2. PARUKOS CLOWNFISH IS STILL DYING OF NEGLECT ITS A DEAD FISH. its probs never gonna happen but its super cool to think abt!

am I in heaven right now https://youtu.be/YL__uy_NsEc these ar so cute

THAT REMUNDS ME OF MARINAS PEARLS IS SO FUNNY I LUV IT SM ITS JUST “heeh”

Indeed she did.

NEVERMIND CALLIE AND DEDF1SH IS A DOOKIE SHIP >:((

I HAVE IT. (In game) I LOVE IT SM. I rarely ever make my inkling wear it but it’s super cool!

That would be super cool irl! I feel like its something you’d find on Etsy though I haven’t seen one yet!

WHAT. Honestly I can’t even be surprised of course something like that exists.

ALSO IM SORRY TO TELL YOU BUT PEIPLE ALSO SIMP FOR CQ CUMBER ☹️☹️

ITS HORRIFYING

LITERALLY I DONT YNDERSTAND HOW ITS POSSIBLE. SOME PEOPLE LUTTLE GUMANIZE HIM/TURN HIM INKLING OR OCTOLING WHICH ISNT EVEN BETTER

WILL HUMANIZE HIM*

They sure are.