my big is very sweet she is nice drunk and also has this thing where she gets upset if you point at her when shes drunk and OF COURSE the more sober person in my vehicle had to fsck with her the whole time (im not mad it was funny) then i watched santa paws at her apartment with her roommate and some other people. serious lack of dogs in the first two acts of that movie

the best part about being very out of touch is that sometimes you hear a song for the first time and go THATS A GORESHIT SAMPLE?

we almost went to [college mascot] house after dinner and im glad we didnt bc theres no way you can be sober in that establishment on a saturday night. source: started there once

i say started there once as if im bar hopping often i only did that once and we only left because my coworker wanted a free drink at tots from his gay former coworker who was hitting on him (it was a weird night)