Uh Oh, sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir I have been looking for you-

SIR!,I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours I may have punched him it's a blur, sir He handles the financials?

...

YES, I wanted to do what you did Graduate in two, then join the revolution he looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid

...So how'd you do it, how'd you graduate so fast?

You're an orphan!, of course I'm an orphan! God, I wish there was a war Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for

That would be nice-

What

Ha...

You can't be serious...

Yes...

YO YO YO YO YO WHAT TIME IS IT?

Show time, show time Yo, I'm John Lauren's in the place to be Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three, uh

Those redcoats don't want it with me 'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free

BRRAAAH, bRrAHhH I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said come again

No more s*x, pour me another brew, son Let's raise a couple more to the revolution

Good luck with that, you're takin' a stand You spit, I'm 'a sit We'll see where we land

Oh, who are you oh, who are you oh, who are you? Oh, who is this kid, what's he gonna do?-

I'ma get a scholarship to King's College I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish

With every word, I drop knowledge I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal Tryin' to reach my goal my power of speech, unimpeachable

I have learned to manage, I don't have a gun to brandish I walk these streets famished

I am the A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R we are meant to be

Essentially, they tax us relentlessly Then King George turns around, runs a spending spree

Don't be shocked when your hist'ry book mentions me I will lay down my life if it sets us free Eventually, you'll see my ascendancy

YeS

MoThEr ****Er

ASsHeAd

NeRd

I don’t even know how we got to this XD NErDy MoTHeR ****Er

LOseR

hA I StANd StRonG

FOoL

yOU fOOl I fOlLoW yOu wITh 30 dIFeReNt aCCouNtS

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YOu gROsS cHiLD

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Cmere child- *Cutely tackles you* Y o U r gOnNa hAvE fUn

Alright then~ *Cutely lays right on top of you*

*Cutely takes de hands* Mine~

*Cutely shifts*

*Cutely giggles* Your funny~ you know that right~?

*Turns over on ya and lays head on the floor next to yours*

I lob you too~ *Insert inaudible blushes*

*Hug bak* I lob you more then anything~

I would do anything for you~ even if it means jumping in front of a bullet for you~ -//w//- *Insert audible blooshes*

*Cuddle back* I lob back~ u//w//u

*Cuddle more* n o I lob most u////u

*Cutely squeezes you super hard in cuddles* nU me do~

*Cutely cuddles less* you my bapy now. *Cutely licks your cheek* u///v///u

My child u///v///u *licks again*

*Squeeze bak* bapy, I lob you so much~

I lob you even more~

I lob you even more than god loves his creations~

;0 I do though~

Yes~ *Licks cheek three times*

Yees~ *Insert audible blushes and lick de neck*

UvU *Lick de neck again* Your my little flustered bapy~

Yeah you are~ *Cutely pins you*

My little flustered bapy~ *Licks de nose* All mine~

*Smooch de neck* All mine~

*Purrs and lick de neck once again* v////w////v

*Happi shifting*

Happi shifting!~ *Cutely smiles*

U//w//U only for those who I like~

*Lick de cheek* Your my little bapy~,did you know that?~

I’d Rather not though~ I’d rather rant on and on about how much I love you~!

Oh how much I lob you is unexplainable~! I wanna stay with you forever and ever and ever~!

NoOo, Your cute when you blush~~ *Wheeze*

Oh~? That’s how we’re playing eh~? *cutely lifts head up and licks de cheek*

*Cutely pulls closer* You can’t fluster me that easily~

No you can’t~ *Cutely nuzzles de shoulder and then licks de neck*

*Giggles* I’m not easily flustered my child~ *Hugs*

*Purrs almost falling asleep*

*WHeEzE* what was that for? I’m tired~ .w.

*Giggles* Oh alright.. *Smooch de neck*

I’ll give you all the love I have, even if it is sad love I’ll give it all to you.. * Leans head on de other head* Let me sleep for maybe a few minutes or a hour and you can have all the lob.

*Purrs and falls asleeeep* (Cutely time skips to maybe about 55 minutes later)

*Shifty shifts and yawns*

Hello my child~

*Smooch de cheek* you get the love you wanted before I went to sleep~ *Licks da neck*

*Smooches de neck* So easily flustered~

Yes you are~ *Le smooch de nose* (My autocorrect has Stress when I did ‘de’ XD)

YeS~ *Smooch de neck again* Very Easily flustered child is your new nickname~ When I saw it I was like “WaIt ‘Smooch de stress’? THAT IS AWESOME”)

You’ll be making more of that by the time my love is done lovin~ *Licks de nose* It was literally epic don’t judge me)

*Licks thy neck and suddenly bites it*

*Licks the wound* no worries, it’s part of my love darlin~

*Continues licking the wound and smooches it* Darling, do you know how much I love you~?

More then god loves anything he made, and more then the stars love space~ Your wound’s almost clean by the way. *Licks thy wound maybe 6 more times*

*Happi shifts* After all darling, your just like my child, of which I hope will be like you~

*Giggles* Alright, alright, I will. *Cuddles*

I can’t see what you could do to punish me~ but alright~ *Pulls into a hug*

I know~ after all, I punished you first~ * Smiles and lies he’s on yours*

Me: *noticing autocorrect did he’s instead of head* FFFFFF) *Giggles* Your very cute when you blush~

Yes you are~ your even more cute when your flustered~ don’t deny it~

Honey~ I’m just saying the facts~ *Smiles*

*does the same but licks thy cheek*

Baabee~ talk to meee~

Nothing~ unless you want love~

Then you get love~ *Cutely licks thy neck*

*Continues to lick the neck*

*Purrs and smooch thy neck*

*insert inaudible bloosh and smooch*

*Purrs loudly* (Also welcome captchaaaa)

Ugdvdu it’s gonna again) Cuddles back*

Purrs*

Slightly blushes and licks nose*

blushes*

uwu

sways tail*