dont lie i know when ur lyin...

ur lying about something...

how u stole the cookies

jk...but ik ur lying about something

U STOLE MY MUFFINS I WILL EAT U

U WHAT!? THOSE WERE POISEND U DUMBASS

NEVER EAT ANYONE ELES MUFFINS

NEVER EAT ANYONE ELES MUFFINS

HANG ON I HAVE THE CURE RIGHT HERE

here

OK NOW TIME TO GET MY MUFFINS*opens stomach*

DAMMIT WHERE R THEY

...NVM u keep them *heals*ill just make more muffins

HE HE more like Bang Bang

what that mean?

bang bang you know whats that means 😏👉👉

no i dont

WTF DOES IT MEAN

here bang bang that you bang a- a **** forget it

...OH WTF IS WRONG WITH U

idk wa da **** is wrong with you? you see i always got the uno reverse card

BUT I HAVE SKIP DUBLE UNO REVERSE

yey but i never told you how much want me to tell you that how much i got

how much

bc i have a go to jail card

here

...

I WANT MY MUFFINS *****

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uno reverse card

i have the power of turtles and muffins I WANT MY MUFFINS *eats the uno reverse cards*

they taste like paper

yee idiot it dose

NOW CAN I HAVE MY MUFFINS?

Y?

BC I WANT MY MUFFINS!!!!!

Y?

BC U STOLE THEM

how?

U STOLE THEM RETARD

tell me how did stole muffins from your fridge

ew cold muffins ew U STOLE THEM OFF MAH TABLE AT A PARTY

if i was there at your parents house alrighty tell me and yo parents was like da **** yo doing here

look i live far away you live far away

no the yay im homeless party

u stole my fa muffins

im a homeless fa kid

tell me what do i looks like then

y never came into m house irl and took my muffins

u stole my online muffins

da fack is a online muffins

this they look like normal muffins

i hate cold muffins unless they r blue berry

your a retard its still right there

oh uhhhhhhhhh *grabs gun commits suicide flick off as going to heaven*

me: yeah he ****ing crack

god:no go back to earth

*splat*...u got any muffins?

me: NO

dmmit

oh i have muffin makin machine

omfg i just thought of something too funny

btw i broke your muffin machine and make it a SI TACO homie!!!!!!!

issac walks in with a girl and just sees us yelling about muffins

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me: da **** issac you gonna yell at me i do not like muffins

no he wont yell at u he will see us yelling

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me: wait is this your bedroom issac

shhhhhh issac is comming with a girl

me *wondering* uhhh iss ac your gonna bang that girl

issac: *B L U S H*

heheheheheheheheheheehehehe idk i have a problem saying that

me:huh

BLUE BERRY MUFFINS R BETTER

me and starlon:eu7yrtryugfyfevgyuergfviureiuvgefvigfhgvfdhvgefhv

we r yelling over mufffins

me and starlon try to explian

no we r yelling wich one is better

me: it was starlon he was yakking about that i stole his muffin but i did not i told him its still right there and then he killed him self and then god say no go back to earth and then he reliaze hes a reterd

yep

me: uhh issac hello?

yep and u were talking about how issac will uhhhh bang someone? whats that mean?

me see issac GF standing front of issac bedroom door and waiting for issac and his GF hve sex

i told u to bring a girl so u would be like WHAT THE ****!????

me

hehehehehe