well this happened
by:
LlamasAndPianos 
110
110
21.02.2018
7 comments
LlamasAndPianos[OP]
21.02.2018 14:16
LinkUnknown number: (sends me picture of shirtless guy)
Me: (sends back picture of me in jack skeleton beanie with a hoodie over a nerdy shirt on and a derpy face)
Unknown number: Sorry wrong number hot stuff
Me: Yeah no kidding
Unknown Number: I could always do with another side chick. My name is (not adding it because there is a seven billion to one chance he might see this), what's yours?~
Me: Nice to meet you (his name), my name is not interested.
Unknown number:...
Me: I'm deleting your number.
Unknown number: wait send me one last picture please
Me: (sends picture of me standing next to a friend)
Unknown number: who's your dumb hot friend?
Me: A transgender woman transitioning from female to male that likes girls and boys but falls more to the lesbian category since that is one of the reasons she is transitioning is because of her sexual interests.
Unknown number: lol she looks korean why are you hanging out with people like that
(continued)
LlamasAndPianos[OP]
21.02.2018 14:19
LinkMe: Good God I really do hope you do not get one of your many girls pregnant and breed I would not be able to live my life happily knowing there is a smaller version of you running around freely. My dog has a higher IQ than you. Oh wait, every girl you've ever met is online. That's right, so you can't. The only women you manage to catch and desperate tweens. Goodbye for good creep.
Unknown Number: lol what's an IQ speak english your korean friend has changed you
Me: (deletes number)
My friend wasn't even Korean..
LlamasAndPianos[OP]
21.02.2018 14:22
Linkwhy do I always get texts from numbers like this...why me....why....why has God abandoned me..
Chazor-AshBringer
21.02.2018 14:28
LinkYou should have screenshotted the whole conversation so you could show this to a bunch of other people
You sure told him what was wrong with his way of attracting women ?
LlamasAndPianos[OP]
21.02.2018 14:29
LinkxD thank you. I deleted his number before screenshotting and don't remember it sadly, but I get random numbers constantly because mine is so easy to accidentally text to. Next time something crazy happens I will screenshot it!
Ultimategamer11
21.02.2018 14:47
LinkWhen someone tried getting my mothers information, she told them she was from the police department and they hung up on her fight afterwards.
LlamasAndPianos[OP]
21.02.2018 14:48
LinkOmg xD. I once called a friend on my dad's phone after he sneeze and I heard him outside. I called him and said bless you and he almost called the cops and was freaking out because he didn't know my dad's number. I got that idea from a yt video and was not disappointed with the results xD