Wait for it
by:
shesjustanbendy 
521
521
11.03.2021
48 comments
shesjustanbendy[OP]
11.03.2021 08:58
LinkYou don’t get the joke do ya?
shesjustanbendy[OP]
11.03.2021 08:59
LinkI’m lemon lol so heh
When life gives you Lemons
You don't make Lemonade
You use them to make boys cry...
Use it to make them blind, kidnap them, put them in the basement and make them eat lemons and lemonade for the rest of their life!!!
I know. I would never. I probably be like “ make me food!” Throws lemon at you
Ahhhhhh human interaction!!!!! * covers self with blankets and dhivers*
I mean,
If life gives you an actual lemon then you tell life to make the lemonade itself
When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade make life take the lemons back.....GET MAD! I DONT WANT UR DAM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEESE demand to see life’s manager! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down with the LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTABLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN *coughs*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UZgjNaLZnMo
*cough* Karen *cough cough*
Btw Karen
Life's manager is Jesus and the Owner is G0d
Oh wait... THEY DON'T EXIST
(I'm sooooooo sorry-)
Hol up , 👁👄👁💅 you saying you ain’t Christian. I want to talk to your manager
Exuse me!!! Your lucky👑🏆🏆🔥 my kids🔥🤟😇 aren’t listening to kids bop👑👁👄👁💅✨ otherwise I’d be cussing a hell storm 😤✨👁👄👁💅👁👄👁
Bill I'm not sure if I can handle anymore of your TOM****ERY "Oh yeah well I can keep going until you're all TOK****ERED out" I'll rip you in half you little shit biscuit "Well come get some old man" Come here you scalling **** "I'm shoving your soul down an interdenominational stare case" NO ALL THESE SOUL STARES "Yeah that's right"