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-DolosiM-[OP]
09.02.2021 13:26
LinkA- You find one of my ocs caught in a hunter snare and struggling to get outof it, though the struggle only made it worse
B- your oc brought a small platinum fox home to heal it after finding it wounded. Only to find a small, strangely familiar man holding something of yours and sneaking out the window.
C- Anubis was a an who was used to a lot of simps over him. He had dark skin with markings of gold. Even a blindfold over his eyes to hide them didn't help with the whole simp issue. But your oc? Your oc hates Anubis. Why? Your choice. Big problem: Your oc is the only one Anubis seems to like.
D- Your oc heard the sounds of a fight from an alley. A large demon had slammed my oc (either Calamity or Theo, your choice) in to the wall with a snarl. The large deon had a dagger in hand and looked ready to kill him as they shouted something about 'deals'
E- your oc finds Kylo, a bird shifter with a ruined wing, stuck in a tree and clutching to it fearfully while an angry ass Liger sat n the ground far bel
-DolosiM-[OP]
09.02.2021 13:26
Link-ow him. (this is both Kylo and D'van)
-DolosiM-[OP]
09.02.2021 13:26
LinkKylo
-DolosiM-[OP]
09.02.2021 13:27
Linkfolder so you can pick c for A
-DolosiM-[OP]
09.02.2021 13:27
LinkD'van
-DolosiM-[OP]
09.02.2021 13:28
LinkSeans fox form since he dont have a human ref
-DolosiM-[OP]
09.02.2021 13:29
LinkAnubis doesnt have a ref lol
-DolosiM-[OP]
09.02.2021 13:37
LinkTheo
-DolosiM-[OP]
09.02.2021 13:38
LinkCalamity is the tall bitvch
Now-
Do I keep Rose with Anubis amd **** around with Ares more?
Or find someone else for him?
B) The bear man growled and pulled the fox back from the window
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C) Elli pulled her hood over her head with her pinned to her head as she tried to walk around him without being noticed
He scoffed, picing up the stolen item with a soft scowl
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She tensed at his touch. "I-I have things to do..."
He shook his heaf.
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"W-what question!?" She whined, looking up at the giant Anthro that was touching her
"You gotta be quicker than that buddy."
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"I-I j-just don't t-trust you!" She squeaked out
He chuckled
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"I-I just dont trust p-People who's eyes I cant see.." her arms where crossed over her chest as if to hide it. "I-I dont know where they're looking o-or what they want with me.." She stepped back from him
He picked him up by hus scruff
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Her cheeks tinted a soft pink but shook her head. "I-I just dont like you. And I dont plan on it." She mumbled
He chuckled softly
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She shook her head and started walking again
He laughed petting the tail. "Adorable~" he purred
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She went to the library, trying to figure out whatbit was baout her that attracted him
He squeaked, trying to move his tail with a bark
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he had wandered toward the library anyway, walking in and growling when he noticed a small group of 'simps' following after him. He tried to ignore them, getting more annoyed since he knew for a fact each of them only wanted him for his money or power
He chuckled and hugged. "God damn it your so ****ing adorable"
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She was sitting in one of the chairs in the library peacefuly reading a book actually seeming happy, with a small smile on her face as she read
"Yes you are!" He was flushed at the shift, nuzzlig to him
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She jumped at tha familiar voice of the towering Anthro and hid in her book, though she did glance a the try hard
He purred happily
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She raised a brow, not having pegged him as the type to read
Happy bear
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She became curious and followed him from a safe, unnoticeable distance
(Who's the stalker now)
Bear carries him away from.esvapr
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She smiled softly knocking the door frame. "I didn't know you read.." She said softly, for once her ears wernt pinned against her head
Thief mind couldn't help but notice this while the rest of his mind was more focused on how happi the snuggles made him
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He looked up in surprise, though gave a sigh of relief when he realized it was her, "I usually only do without the blindfold," he said, "but I don't usually like people seeing my eyes so most people don't know.."
He took him back to their room and cuddled to him still
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"A big "powerful" man liking to read. No one would ever suspect" she giggled at her joke
He chuckled, shifting to his bear form that had a long matted coat due to it being winter
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Though she read the book before, she decided to join him and read it
He pawed at the fox in protest though he did like the grooming
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She smiled softly as she read, unable to help her tail wagging as she did
He huffed and suck his tongue out in a blep as he laid there and let him groom
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She'd glance up at him when she finished her pages smiling softly as she felt something bubble in her chest
Bear is happy
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She read the book leaning on his shoulder. She figured She'd just be his friend to keep him happy
Bear like to be groomed
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She read happily, her little bunny tail wagging excitedly
Bear rolled over with a grunt, licking at his own paws and pawwing at his own heas as if to fix his fur
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She sat upmoff him when she finished reading the book
He nudged him with his snout
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"What do you like to read?" She asked wagging her tail
He gave a playful nip
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"That doesnt narrow down my choices!" Be crossed her arms un frustration
The bears licked at his paws
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"Y-You'll laugh!" She squeaked out
He smiled
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She mumbled and left fir a moment, returning with the book she was reading earlier, probably the cheesiest romance novel
Te bear hid him in the pelt
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She handed him the book. "You can laugh if you want to.." She whined. She knew it was dumb and childish but she's always waned something like what was in the book
Bear go blep
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She sat down, not really comfortable with his complement but let it go. Opening the book
He gave a low, friendly growl as he nuzzled him
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She held the book to him so they could read
He licked his pelt lightly
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she coulfnt help but turn redder when he leaned on her but she kept her composure, trying to deny the feelings she felt brewing, not wanting to be ignored like the other people that like him are
He licked the tummy
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Her tail wagged again, as she imagined the story she read but with both of them as the characters
The bear gave a low chuckle like sound, nuzzling the fox
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She took the anthro's hand nervously, Her ears twisting back as she read, in fear of rejection
Bear simp
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She smiled softly when he didnt drop her hand, her ears twisting back happily
Bear commit lic
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She smiled as she read. Though she shortly distracted herself from thr book as she thought about him again
Bear give soft roar
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She looked up at him, giving a small smiled as she reached up and kissed his cheek, as if to mess with the god
The bear gave a small huff. licking the pelt of the fox
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She giggled. "We're friends right?"
Aleks scoffed and glared at Anubis. "Can I 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 you?" he asked frustratedly, adding "Or do you insist on constantly annoying the shit out of me?"
Aleks crossed his arms and continued to glare.
"Let's get this over with." He sighed, trying to release some of his tension unsuccessfully. "What do you want from me."
Aleks burst out laughing sardonically. "Oh, believe me, there's a reason." He rolled his eyes and chuckled more. "/You/ just don't get to know it."
Aleks glared, tensing, before just smiling slightly to himself and rolling his eyes. "It's your funeral." He stood up and made his way over towards the door.
He pulled out his phone, quickly dialing up a contact.
"Hey." There was a pause. "Yeah. Yeah, I'm almost outside." He glanced back at Anubis. "Bring something that can fit more than two people. Or don't, I guess." He shrugged. "Yeah. Yeah, no I'm fine. Yeah. Mhm. Just some asswipe who won't leave me alone, figured he'd wanna come with. Yup. Okay. See you, dickhead. Okay. Bye." Aleks hung up and turned around towards Anubis. "You down to go for a ride?" He asked unwillingly. At the very least, if Aleks couldn't get Anubis to leave him alone, maybe Andrei would; that ****er was annoying as hell.
D. And I'll use Marz. Btw, I might be gone for a while and then come back))
**Marz would look a little stunned and the scene, but then get a little mad. He'd sway his long tail**
B)
Jordan looked around "Where is the fox I took in?" She stood there holding a mug of warm milk not seeing the man. She started to walk around the room looking for the fox still not seeing him because she needs her glasses
"Wait a minute" she ran to her room and grabbed her glasses and walked back into the den. She started looking for the fox again then she went to the window, she looked up and saw Sean and she screamed "Stranger Danger" she took a cross out of her pocket holding it up to him "Who are you? Why are you at my house? Why in tarnation are you stealing my most prized possestion?" She still held the cross up looking at him.
Jordan stretched her wings and dove after him "Your that fox!" She grabbed him swooped back into her house and dropped him on the couch. She closed the window and locked it then she looked at him "Shift back!" she turned the light on to see him better.
"Why are you stealing from me, AFTER I took you in?!" She was angry so angry she took her mug off the table and slammed it on the ground "You're so ungrateful!" She took something else and smashed it on the ground
She noticed he was scared and she tried to calm down "How about we start over" she snapped her fingers and everything was the way it was when she had woken up to get herself a mug of warm milk, she looked Seans way "Why are you stealing from me? After all, I did take you in"
"You could have just asked me for money...I would have given you however much you need" She crossed her arms
"Well maybe you probably wouldn't have stolen from me if I gave you the money"
"I would be willing to give you the money even if I didn't know you dumbass and If I didn't I wouldn't have taken you in"
D, i'll use my main oc and I would prefer if you used calamity, but you can choose))
*pulls out my phone and starts a voice recorder app* hey demon dude, can you say that again?
so...you won't? *looks at calamity* oh shit there's a person here. Can you be so kind as to let that person go?
uhhhhhh c and d c would probably be tetsuro and this is his ref (i don't got a good ref for him on-site) https://paste.pics/BJWVS and then d would prolly be Elli, and you already know what he looks like and all. Tetsu may look like a big boi in his ref but secretly he's like, 5'5-5'6 and he just wears platforms all the time to be taller)
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Tetsu walked along the street with a hum, not so punk today. He had his glasses, sweats, and a t-shirt on, and just some tennis shoes. So, short. He fiddled with the necklace he always wore as he walked along, just minding his own beeswax. You didn't give a scene or anything for this so I thought that I probably should.
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Elli let out a huff as he saw what was going on, seeming more annoyed than anything. His stoopid boyfriend always seemed to get into trouble. "Get your hands off my boyfriend!!" he yelled out, pointing an accusing finger at the large demon, absolutely fuming. You'd think someone like him would be absolutely terrified, but nope.
(ooo Tetsu looks cool)
Anubis walked out of a cafe grumbling, stopping when he saw and recognized Tetsu. He hesitated, but went a bit in front of the walking man, "Hey,"
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Calamity let out a groan of pain as he stood again, only to get kicked back by the pissed off demon as he snarled, "Back off and mind your own business, faun!"
(ty hehe)
"What the hell do you want?" he asked, seeming to be very busy with something on his phone as he pushed by Anubis
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"I will not" his eyes almost seemed to glow as he stomped into the alleyway, staring up at the daemon with an 'i'll gut you in 3 seconds if you don't back the **** off' look, which was way more intimidating than you may think.
"Sorry, m'lord" he mocked with a curtsy, his ice eyes staring up at him. "I'll ask again, what the hell do you want? Depending on what you say, I may give some of my time to you."
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"Now leave before I feed your intestines to the street cats." he sneered, shooing him as if he was some annoying animal.
he scowled at the mocking and glared back down, not even intending to come across as pissed off as he was. He honestly only wanted to figure out why the only person he seemed to like appeared to hate his guts. Without being able to come up with a reasonable question, and already not the best with words, he growled out "Why do you hate me?"
if he'd realized how stupid and random the question sounded, he certainly didnt show it.
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the demon once again let out a growl, disappearing with a flash of light. Calamity coughed and collapsed with a pained huff.
"Isn't it obvious? You're a stuck up bastard that treats everyone like dog shit because you think you're so high and mighty. I don't think so. In the end, you're just like everyone else. You're not special, even if people may say you are. Everyone is all over you and it's annoying. Sometimes I'm just trying to hang out with my friends and then they start talking about how ****ing hot you are when you walk by. I try to walk across the street only to be swept up by the crowd that always seems to follow you around. No one can say anything against you without fear of getting shamed for not thinking you're all that. I hate people that think that they're better than everyone else in the whole damn universe. I hate how people think so highly of you. You could murder a child in front of the whole world but you'll get away with it because you're so pretty. Your face might be attractive but your personality isn't. Now leave me alone."
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Elli ran over, his magic cloaking Calamity to heal him "You alright?"
"WELL THEN TELL THEM TO **** OF JESUS CHRIST IS IT REALLY THAT ****ING HARD FOR YOU? ARE YOU AN IDIOT? DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN IN THAT SKULL OF YOURS?" he yelled, getting pissed off, red in anger "WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ANYWAYS? WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE SO MUCH IF YOU CLAIM THAT YOU DIDNT ASK FOR THE ****ING ATTENTION? WHY DO YOU WANT M E TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN EVERYONE ELSE DOES? HMM?" tears started to well up in his eyes due to him being upset, but he tried to quickly blink them away
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"I've told you before. Did you not believe me?" he asked, his magic slowly healing Calamity
His eyes widened at the sudden shouting and his scowl deepened. "You think I haven't?! They won't listen to that shit! Sorry that I'm ****ing confused why I seem to like the ONE person that doesn't like me!"
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"I know, I know," he laughs softly, watching one of the scrapes heal, "Thank you,"
He paused, his brow furrowing "Excuse me...?" Tetsu asked, now very confused "What did you say about liking the one person that doesn't like you back?"
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"You thank me as if I wouldn't help you." he giggled a little before letting out a sigh "So what happened this time?"
"Dios, eres molesto..." he mumbled, before saying "No. I wanna know. Why do ya like me? Are you into men that are rude to you? Is it because of my hot body? Or maybe my charming personality?" the last two were jokes since he didn't think he was too attractive (he thinks because not a lot of people like his fashion sense and such that he isn't desirable, which is what he aims for tbh), and well, he's been barking at this bastard, so he isn't the nicest. He has a great personality when it comes to people he can stand, sure, but not when around Mr hot stuff. And yeah, he may or may not be a tsundere, but that's his secret. "You're stupid. You don't have any chance with me, with that shitty personality of yours." he just wants Anubis to be nice tbh
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"Oh jeez I hope I'm not part of the problem!" he whined a little in worry since Calamity has been spending his time with Elli (and maybe Tobi, it's your choice if you wanna bring him into the rp) as of recent.
"You seem to be one of the the only ones that sees more than just my looks, money, or power..." he muttered.
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"NO, no!" he shook his head, "It's not either of your faults, alright?"
(I figure he's at the house or something since he probably doesn't trust going out yet)
"Eh, not really, since those are the only things that you present to the public. But... But I do think there is more to you than just that stuff, which is why I get so upset. Everything is so superficial when it comes to you. I want to see something real, ya know?" he said, seeming to understand, even if it was just a bit.
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"It isn't...? But you've been spending so much time with us. If it is, you can just say it. I know I don't mind..."
"I apologize.." he mumbled, "I didn't realize it was wrong... I mean, I know I haven't been the kindest of all time but still,"
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"The whole spending time with you two was my choice, doof," he laughs, "I'll just start making deals once I heal fully. I can catch up on them ,"
"Well then realize that it is, dumbass. People like you because of that stuff right, so why do you present yourself that way? I thought you didn't want people to like you." he's pretty calm now, though he had to wipe away some tears and all. "I mean, that stuff just makes you seem boring. Tell me one thing you like to do that doesn't relate to looks, money, or power. Something you think maybe weird or dumb or people would judge you for if they found out."
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"If you say so. Everything should be all good in a couple more minutes." Elli giggled a little, plopping down on top of Calamity, in his lap or something. "But for those couple of minutes, you're stuck with me!"
"Art very much does count! I didn't take you to be an artist, honestly. I would think you would say something about how you secretly have to pop your back pimples by yourself late at night or something like that." he let out a laugh, before saying "I guess we have one thing in common. You better have not lied about your art to get closer to me"
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Elli let out a little giggle, cuddling into Calamity "Good!!"
"Mmmmmk. What's your medium, your style?" he asked, pretty curious. Even if he hated the guy, it doesn't mean he couldn't respect his art.
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He gave Calamity a long kiss, followed by a little giggle. "You're adorable~"
He gasped, his eyes going all sparkly "You paint??? I paint! I use oils, mainly, since it has such a long working time. I also regularly use watercolor!"
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Elli let out another giggle, "oh hush!!"
"Yeahhhhhh for sure. You still suck, but a little less now. What I wanna know more about is why you like me and all. Kinda weird, but I'm curious. I know you said it's because I don't care about how tough and hot and rich you are, but still. That's an odd reason, is it not?"
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Elli grabbed Calamity's tongue, his eyes going cold and half-lidded, a lazy smirk on his face. "Oh?" It's almost as if Elli had an ultimate sexy daddy mode, but he was just ****in around with the demon. As quickly as the super dom vibe came over him, it went away, replaced with the usual 'If you even look at me I'll submit to your every command' vibe. "Was my impersonation of you good?" he asked, teasing Calamity back.
"You wanna talk about it or something?" he asked, readjusting his glasses. It's rare to see him in them since he usually put in contacts while going out.
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He raised a brow, letting out a laugh "You should see your face! Are you surprised?"
"Are there other ways to explain it? Actions?" don't be shy, kiss him, if ya want.
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"I was only imitating you, silly!! If you don't want me to act that way, then stop acting like such a daddy dom in the bedroom!" He said with a snicker
He shrugged "People say actions speak louder than words, right? That's why people kiss at the climax of the movie instead of saying 'I love you' or whatever. It hits harder. A desperate last kiss before the battle is more heartbreaking than a desperate last word before the battle."
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"Well- I do, but that's not the point!" he said with a huff, embarrassed now. "You should be healed now, so go to work. If you want, you can act like that once you get homeeee" a little motivation didn't do any harm, right?
Tetsu went bright red, stammering "I-I-I didn't- well I didn't expect that-" he quickly looked down to his feet, an absolute mess. "I still hate you, alright?!" he squeaked out, not wanting to admit that made him super flustered and everything.
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Elli hopped up with a happy little hum, giving Calamity a bright smile. "Don't be long, alright? I'll pass out in boredom if ya are!"
"Well yeah, but I didn't expect *that*... I expected like, a hug, or a slap in the face." he squeaked out, before mumbling "God I hate that you're the one that took my first kiss virginity..."
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He leaned into the kiss only to be met with smoke, almost falling over before letting out a little huff, turning to go homeee
"N-No! And don't make fun of me, alright? No one has ever really been attracted to me before, so it's not like I've had the damn chance. People get spooked by my punk vibe, plus I think people don't really like the whole lip piercing thing. I'm not sure why but people think it would be weird kissing me because of it. No idea why." he played at his septum as he mumbled quickly, too embarrassed to look up at the god dude or whatever the **** he is
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Elli goes home with a hum, walks in with a hum, and plops down on the couch with a hum.
(smh FA for not sending replies)
"Well, some chick wanted to date me until I told her I was gay. I kind of make it clear to everyone with the way I dress and act that they shouldn't even think about dating me. It's kind of a self-defense system so I don't get into another shit relationship. And yes, I was in a long term relationship without kissing the man I was with. No affection was allowed in that relationship, only sex and anger." he said as if everyone in this town knew about it.
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"Yup! Saw Calamity earlier, some daemon got on his ass for not making enough deals or something. Promised he could act like 'daddy' for the night if he got them all done before I fall asleep." he said with a little giggle "You should've seen how excited he got!!" Elli grabbed the daemon god cat as it walked by, plopping it into his lap. It let out a yawn, the whole chest mouth thing opening up as it did before the god cat settled down to take a nappy.
"Because I was manipulated and thought that's what I wanted. That's how abusive relationships work pal" that's just how it is for him
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"Well then he suffers with his horny thoughts and sadness" he simply said, giving affection to the scary kitty
"I'm not telling you. I've already beaten him up, and if I talk about it any more I know you will too." Tetsu let out a little hum, before saying "It doesn't matter anyway. It was a couple of years ago."
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(if they do have sexy time ill prolly switch accounts bc I'm paranoid and ik that people don't look at one of my accs lol)
"Either that or you're going to have to deal with him all alone. If that happens, you can try to wake me up, or just **** in the guest bedroom." he shrugged with a little giggle, resting his head on Tobi's shoulder.
"Good boy. Now, is there anything else you wanna talk about? Or is that all?" he acted like he had somewhere to go but he really didn't
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(idrc either way man I've used Elli in erp before so I'm comfortable with it, its just certain ocs that i refuse to erp with-)
He let out a little giggle, seeing Tobi's reaction. "As long as you're okay with that, of course"
"As long as you're fine with carrying groceries home," he said, followed by a snicker before starting to walk in the direction he was going before all of this. "I've been out of food for a bit and my car broke down so I have to walk to the grocery store."
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(i would feel bad if i suggested the whole calamity daddy situation but said "naw we actually arent gonna do that" lol, plus I'm honestly a little curious to see it)
Elli kissed him on the cheek after a nod "I know, sorry for bringing it up. You seem kind of uncomfortable."
"Great! I honestly didn't want to carry home all the stuff that I plan to buy alone, sooooo yeah." he let out a hum before asking "What's your favorite dessert?"
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(eh its not like I'm j/o-ing to it so its fine lol)
Elli seemed relieved at that, letting out a little sigh "Thats good. You want something to eat? Its around that time, right?"
"Of course I do, do you take me as an uncultured swine???" he asked, looking over to Anbius like he was ****ing crazy. Tetsu usually makes stuff with raspberries for himself, but he was asking the male what he liked so he could make something different for once.
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(lmao sorry i forget some people don't know certain lingo)
"Of course! What would you like to eat?" if its vegetarian, of course. Elli is strongly against buying meat product
"Lava cake is the best. I love lava cake." he started to walk slower so he could fall by the male and walk beside him, ignoring the little stares they got from the passerby. I mean, Tetsu had a death god hottie walking next to him, so ya know.
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"Sure!" he said with an excited giggle, quickly getting up, after taking the daemon cat off of his lap before, of course.
he smiled softly as he now walked beside him, "I mean, most cake is already good," he said, not afraid to admit he had a major sweet tooth. I mean, a sweet after a long day of dealing with panicking and newly ded souls with excuses is probably amazing. Though, of course, ya boi here decided he wanted vacation.
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he grinned and hopped up as well, though not before patting the cat in a 'don't kill me, I feed you' kind of way
"I agree as a baker and someone with a giant sweet tooth." indeed, the punk also had a major sweet tooth. but he had an even bigger sour tooth. He has drawers in his room filled with snacks, as well as in his kitchen.
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Daemon cat god would never kill the people that take care of him. Might take a finger when he's mad, but never kill.
"Yeah. I love baking and cooking! My adoptive father was a chef, so it kind of transferred over" he said with a little chuckle
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Everyone wants their fingers man. He trotted to the kitchen with a hum, his tail wagging a bit as he did.
"Thats pretty cool though," he said, smiling. "I know the basics of baking, but I haven't managed to make much turn out well."
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Demon cat god would have to rethink tho, since how's Tobi gonna pet him with fingies that aren't there?
Tobi followed after with a smile, pulling out what ingredients he figured they'd need
"Ahhhh well I guess I'll have to show you the ropes, yeah?" he asked, looking up at Anubis as he did
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daemon cat god knows that there are others that can pet him
Elli let out a little hum as he started to get out pans and stuff, before turning to Tobi with a bright smile. "You ready?"
"Its settled then. Ill teach you how to make lava cake once we get to my apartment" he walked up to the grocery store and walked inside, waiting for the male to follow. Honestly, Tetsu's fish brain probably forgot everything that has happened. The crush thing, the kiss, everything.
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its okay Elli wouldn't let daemon god cat eat tobi's fingers
Elli giggled a little, starting to instruct Tobi what to do as he did other stuff.
Tetsu grabbed a cart with a hum, starting to walk through the grocery store, quite familiar with the layout. "So what's your life like? I take it that it isn't like mine, since you're in such a higher social class than me. I'm honestly a little surprised that knew that I existed. Did you meet me at the restaurant I work at or something?" he worked at a relatively fancy restaurant, switching between waiter and chef whenever he needed to be there. He was usually a waiter though. He couldn't think of any other place the two could've met, since Anubis is on a totally different level than he is.
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i mean, it would make him sad if he wanted his fingers eaten
Every once in a while he would sneak behind Tobi and give him little kisses on the cheeks, but soon enough, they were f i n i s h e d. I don't think that sesame tofu would take too long, but I'm too lazy to look it up.
he nodded, "It was me and a few other gods who'd decided to got to the restauraunt for one of our less important meetings, though it may have been one of the days when I used to wear a mask." he said, trying to think back to it
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tru tru
Tobi would giggle nearly everytime, looking like an excited bean when the food was done. He plated le good fud, giving him a plate happily.
He thought for a bit, before going "Ahhhhhh that's right. Your tip paid my rent for that month, so thank you. I guess you're one of the reasons I'm not homeless." he didn't add the 'anymore' at the end because he didn't want Anubis to know that about him. Maybe another time, but not now. It's a hard subject to talk about, so ya know, he didn't wanna just talk about that in a grocery store.
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Elli took the plate with a hum, looking over to the front door, just a tad bit worried. "I guess we should make a plate for Calamity for when he comes back, yeah?"
"I didn't know who you were back then, honestly. I'm sorry I've been so rude to you. I honestly owe you so much because of that." he forced himself to not tear up, silently calling himself a sappy idiot. I mean, it meant a lot to him. That one little thing helped him so much, and he didn't even know that Anubis was basically his savior. I'll explain his whole ordeal if you wanna hear it but right now I'm being a bit lazy.
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"Alright. Sorry. You know I get a bit paranoid sometimes." he gave a nervous laugh, walking to the table and sitting down, waiting for Tobi
"Its fine!" he insisted, "You aren't the first to be rude to me, adn you certainly wont be the last. Honestly I'm glad you got mad at me instead of melting at the sight of me like all the other schmucks," he noted. You dont have to explain if you dont want lol
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"It's okay!" he giggled, "Plus, you know he'll be here as soon as you can after promising domething like that!" he sat down across form him as he spoke, his smile remaining
"You're just now a very important figure in my life without even knowing," he said as he continued to shop, being completely serious. Basically he was homeless before he was able to get his apartment. Ever since he was 16. He was also a drug addict. Tetsu hopping around to friends' places, doing the nasty for money, just doing whatever he could. He was able to get a job while living with his ex, and he thought he was doing well. But then they broke up, so he ended up going on the streets again. With the little money he had, he got a small apartment and started to work a lot more. He still wasn't getting enough of the money he needed though, and he was pretty worried that he wouldn't even be able to pay the first month of his rent. Then, well, he got an extremely generous tip, and he was able to pay the rent. His financial (and drug) situation got better after that.
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"I know, I'm just a little worried and all. I mean, he was getting his ass beat just earlier."
"Yup. A lifesaver, basically." he frowned a bit at the prices of what he was looking at. They were more expensive now than a month ago. Sad.
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"So? I don't want him getting hurt, no matter if its from working or not. you shouldn't get beat up for not doing your job."
"Nothing." he put it back and went along his way, not wanting to talk money with Anubis. Tetsu was just like that. He knew that the god wouldn't understand not being able to afford something simple like that when they raise the price.
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"I don't know, but that's the problem. It isn't like he really makes money, right? And he can't quit either. It's honestly kind of annoying, but he does what he needs to do, for the most part. I wouldn't want to be working a 'job' like that."
He looked over to Anubis, confused. "Is there something wrong with you...?" Tetsu asked as if there was nothing wrong with himself.
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"I know but it just... kind of makes me sad, ya know?"
"About what? Would you like to share?"
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He started to eat his meal with a little sigh, still a little worried.
He frowned a little, mumbling "Sorry. I'm just not used to sharing stuff like that. I'll tell you when we get to the apartment, alright? I don't wanna cry in the grocery store."
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Elli squeaked, jumping a good 5 feet in the air. "JESUS ****ING CHRIST CALAMITY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO USE THE DAMN FRONT DOOR OH MY GODS-"
"No no, it's important for you to know. I'm just an emotional little *****" shop shop shop
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he frowned up at him, sticking his tongue out "Yeah well you know it scares me!"
"What do you mean by that?" Tetsu asked, looking at some broccoli because yum
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he whined a little "Maybe, but it spooks me every time, and you know that"
"I understand. But you have to know that I want to know you better since you're so infatuated with me. I can't like someone back without not knowing who you even are." he explained, continuing to do his shopping.
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"Good! Your food is over on the counter covered up." he pointed, still a little upsetti but he could never be super upsetti at calamity without feeling bad
"what, are you going to play a game of 20 questions when we get to your home?" he asked, more joking than anything
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He smiled and got the food, his tail wagging as he sat with them, "I"m glad I'm with You two," he laughs, knowing he couldn't cook for shite, "You two are the best,"
Ollie giggled, flushing, "Nope! Just him!" he pointed at Elli
"I mean if that's what it takes."
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Ollie? Smh Boomer.)
Elli flushed a bit, shaking his head no quickly "don't say that you're making me blushhhh" he whined
"Is it wrong to want to get to know you?" he asked, smiling a little at the laugh.
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"I don't want to be a blushing idiot while I'm eatingggg"
"Good! You said you liked lava cake, right? Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?"
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"You'll get your time to make me blush, but not at the dinner table"
"Mmmm I would say that you are very wrong for picking that, but I'm making it for you, so I can't really say which chocolate you should choose." he picked out a bar of nice milk chocolate and tossed it into the cart before continuing on.
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"Is it good?" he asked for a bit, almost done with his own meal.
"Yeah. Milk chocolate is just... sad to me. Sad depressed wanna be chocolate. At least it ain't white chocolate!!" he shickered a little, finding the cocoa powder and tossing a bag into the cart.
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"Yay! Ive only made it a couple of times, honestly. Tobi suggested it!"
"Stupid ****ing white chocolate. It isn't even chocolate!! I hate it. If I could irradicate all the white chocolate in the world, I would do it in a heartbeat. I would have no remorse." he said, the promise of death in his eyes.
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He blushed a little, "I'm not that good of a cook..." Elli mumbled, being the bashful bean that he always is.
"Its a burden to society and it shouldn't even be on our shelves." well that was his stand on the subject, lol
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A series of incomprehensible gibberish came from his mouth, but the last little part was understandable. "- AND IM NOT A LIAR!!"
he let out a little hum as he continued to shop, saying "Lava cakes are actually pretty simple. They're a mix between a cake and a souffle. You bake it for a short time at a high temperature and that's basically why the insides are all gooey. As well as the whole filled with chocolate thing, of course." Tetsu explained
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"I'm not a good cook! I can cook but I'm not really good at it!" lies that he doesn't think are lies
"Well, I guess you just aren't good at following directions then, yeah? A good recipe should tell you how to do everything that it tells you to do." he started to head towards the checkout lines, done with his shopping. Tetsu got the bare minimum pretty much, knowing that if he got too much he wouldn't have enough money for other stuff.
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His southern accent really showed through when he spoke this time "Well I'm sorry, sir, but it wouldn't've been very good if Tobi didn't help me!"
"Well then I'll teach you! They must've not been a very good baker if they didn't take the time to even help you."
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"And you did wonderfully!" he said with a huff
"Oh? So this is one of your beaus then. I would hate that too. It's a pain when you're trying to teach someone something and they're not even paying attention." he does the pay thing and the bagging thing.
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Elli blushed in embarrassment, mumbling "You two are so mean to me sometimes..."
"Ahhh I see. Well, I can teach you at my place or yours. I can even work with an open fire if I really tried." he tried to grab as much as he could, surprisingly stronger than he looks under the baggy clothes.
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"But youre making me upset!" he retorted
"My place is around 5 miles away...? I usually take the bus or something to get there," he said with a hum. "It takes around 20 minutes to half an hour to get from here to there with the route the bus usually takes."
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"But- But its not the truth!"
He let out a relieved little sigh, knowing that he probably would be uncomfortable in a giant kitchen anyways. "Off to the bus stop then!" he marched out of the grocery store and to the sidewalk with a happy little hum. just assume he put the cart away already or something
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"Sh-Shuddit!!" he squeaked, staring down at his food. Elli, being emotional as always, held back his tears of frustration.
He looked back to the male, tilting his head to the side in confusion. "Why are you smiling like a goofy idiot?"
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Elli dabbed his eyes with a napkin dramatically, making sure to glare daggers at Calamity as he did so.
"No, you do. You've been smiling like that ever since we've walked out of the store. Usually, you're kinda broody and big and a little scary. Is there something wrong???"
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Elli is a drama king for sure. He frowned a little at the snicker, his brows furrowing. "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUTUP"
"Are you sure you'll be able to pay attention to what I'm saying when I'm just this damn sexy?" he said it with confidence but it was fake, and again, his fish brain forgot everything that happened
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"I guess someone isn't going to be daddy tonight," he said, obviously wanting Calamity to here and all
Tetsu flushed red, quickly turning around again, walking a little faster due to being all blushy. He cursed at himself for falling so easily. I mean, he didn't think he was falling, but he knew if he and Anubis continued to get along, it could very well happen. (Question, does Anubis have a dog head? It would be hilarious if he did-)
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he simply huffed, knowing that he couldn't stop calamity from doing anything, even if he tried. he had no response to that.
(no lol. If he needs it, he has a jackal head helmet, and a jackal shift, but he doesn't currently have jackal head XD)
"Slow down!" he laughs, keeping up, "Was I not supposed to joke back?"
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Calamity grinned victoriously, only to get another balled up napkin to the face
(pogg)
"I- well- uhm" was all he was able to say, staring down at the groceries piled up in his arms. "Youcantwinklikethatorillstartthinkingyoureattractivealong witheveryoneelse-"
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"I cant believe I'm so attracted to such an asshole..." he mumbled
"Good" he huffed, stopping at the bus station.
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"No, you aren't. But you're still an ass."
Tetsu looked up at him again, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "You really like to smile, don't cha?" he remembered the kiss now because of course, that sneaky bastard did, the faintest of a blush on his face.
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He took his dishes to the sink, his tail now showing that even if he seemed grumpy, something was going on because his tail was wagging. He's a good actor, until you see the tail.
"I'm glad to hear that," Tetsu said. He grumbled in thought for a bit before setting down all his shit before he quickly tugged Anubis down to his level and gave him a long kiss, blushing furiously as he quickly let go of him again and picking up the groceries again like nothing even happened, even if his face was a tomato.
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He washed his dishes quickly, still acting like a grumpy little baby.
"Don't even acknowledge it happened I just really wanted to kiss you that's all" he simply said, still brushing bright red. "I don't know why but I did. I think it was because you said that you can smile so easily around me. I like that. It means you're comfortable around me or whatever, that you feel free to be yourself around me. That just was very nice. That's all. Nothing to it." he rambled, going way too fast to properly comprehend without a lot of brainpower.
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He leaned into the little kissy on the cheek with the softest little whine, appreciating it. Elli took the dishes from Calamity's hands, his tail wrapping around the male's leg as he stood close. His cheeks tinted pink as he did so.
"I-" he grumbled a little, before mumbling a "yeah..." as he looked down the street, wondering if the bus will be there soon.
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He giggled a little, ditching the dishes for Calamity, wrapping his arms around the tall man's waist and cuddling into him with a happy little hum. his whole mad act was completely gone
I'm so used to me having the dull background pfp that for some reason I thought I replied)
His tail swayed when he saw the bus, though he soon remembered, "Wait, is this a free line or do we pay to get on?"
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Calamity happily held him close, giving him plenty of kisses
(noooo it didnt send ****, i was basically saying its the same thing w me and i thought u didn't reply)
"Its pay. Its only around 2 dollars though, so I don't mind it. I usually ride my bike anyways. The only time I take the line is when I'm getting groceries or anything else that's heavy. I'll go to work with the bus too if I'm a server." he couldn't afford a car so that's all he could really do
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Elli took them all gratefully, even returning a few when he felt like it. I just realized Tobi is being left out, but that's okay.
lmfaoo whoops)
he pulled out his own money anyway, Wanting to pay for himself at least, "I could get someone to drive you for free, you know," he offered, "Or I could drive you. I was wandering earlier, but usually I drive around,"
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Tobi's probably just vibing with the cat anyway. Plus, he doesn't exactly have a high libido.
Calamity purred to him, nuzzling into him softly
"I don't need it, really. I have a problem with relying on other people." Tetsu said as if it wasn't too bad, but in actuality, he wouldn't want to bother anyone with his own problems, even if he was about to die. He doesn't like being a burden.
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You made me look up libido on my school computer how dare you. Anyways, vibing with cats is fun. Elli pulled calamity down a little and gave him a little peck on the forehead since Calamity was a good six inches taller than him when you count the horns.
He smiled a little, nodding. "It's alright. Thank you though." before getting on the bus, doing his little card swipe thingy. Tetsu had a bus card with da money on it and everything.
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(i never read it in a book so I was like MMM?)
Elli blushed a little, kissing him back without hesitation, smiling a little in it.
You just give the driver da money. I havent been on a public bus in forever but basically you get on, give them money, sit down and mind your own business. You can also stand if you want to. Then you push a button if you need to get off somewhere but it isn't a stop, and they'll stop and let you off and stuff.
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(yeah, but if you're saying that its in one of their songs, half of the time i don't know lyrics to things.)
He pulled away from the kiss, gasping for hair a little. Elli soon dove back into the kiss though, pressing himself against Calamity because ya ***** is needy.
Ohh cool, so its basically just a street car but paid for lol
Anubis stood near him, of course, holding the bags still as he glanced around curiously
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(oh lmfao its in the chorus of Smells Like Teen Spirit, which is the only reason I know it)
Calamity held to the kiss as one hand thumbed under Elli's shirt slightly, now holding his waist. His tail unwrapped and flicked happily behind him
Yeah pretty much. I've only been on a trolly a few times so I don't really remember. Tetsu plopped his little ass down in a seat, scooting over so Anubis could have room if he wants to sit.
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(ahhh i see)
Elli blushed more at that, letting Calamity do what he wished. He did try and usher the daemon towards the bedroom a little though.
Tetsu casually put his head on Anubis's shoulder, saying "you're cool. Maybe I'll change my mind about you."
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If Elli had toes, he would be standing on the tips of them as he wrapped his arms around Calamity's neck, basically saying 'pick me up hoe'
"Your hopes up? Man, you're so cool and nice and everything that I didn't think you were, I would take my chance with you any day," he said with a laugh, before realizing what he said. "But ignore that."
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A happy little smile spread across his face as he nuzzled into Calamity's neck, giving it some nice soft kisses every ten seconds or so.
"Stuff like what?" he asked with a smile, his glasses slipping down the bridge of his nose bc stupid glasses.
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Elli's tail flicked a bit before it wrapped around Calamity's waist, as sort of a 'stay close' type of gesture
He pretended like he had to think, raising his hands as if he were counting them off, "You kissing me, you 'maybe changing your mind about me', you saying you'd take chances with me," he trailed off with a laugh
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Calamity pet the tail softly as his other hand pushed Elli gently against the bed, kissing the satyr again
"I told you to ignore that stuff!!" he squeaked, before giving him a pout.
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He blushed more when he was pushed down, biting his lip a bit before taking the next kiss
"Good because if you didn't I would've had to make out with you and you don't want that no no no no no" he's just like this. Well, not really, but he's like this when he starts having interests in someone else.
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He giggled a little, kind of ruining the moment because of it. "That tickles!!" Elli squeaked out, bright red.
"You really want me to make out with you, huh? Dummy. That's a very bad thing, ya know. But we can't do bad things on the bus because we're good citizens." he said with a huff, acting like making out with someone is the worst thing in the world.
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He somehow blushed more when he realized what Calamity was talking about, pulling off his shirt. "You gotta too..."
"Because I said so!!" he squeaked, pushing his glasses up his nose before they slipped off
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He took in the sight of Calamity's body with a sharp intake of air, unable to think anything besides how attractive the male was. Elli didn't find himself all that attractive, since he had so many scars that covered his body, but knew that Calamity thought differently, and he was grateful for that. His confidence in himself was slowly building when he started to date hot daemon man and Tobi.
he laughs, "Okay okay!"
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Lets be honest. Calamity's got his fair share of scars. The most obvious ones are a x-like scar over his heart and bullet-like scars. The scars being of what killed and led him to being a crossroads to begin with. But, hey, we don't speak of that, of course. He slowly slid the rest of his clothes off, climbing onto his bed with him
"Alrighty then." he looked up, and out the window, before going "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT PUSH THAT BUTTON RIGHT NOW"
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Just... Elli is gonna get boned by a dead person. Anyways, Elli crawled over to Calamity, blushing like an idiot. "So... what are we going to do...?"