Child: “Mother? Where is dad?” Mother: “He is gone.” Child: “Why?” Mother: “Because he is dead.” Child: “Why?” Mother: “Because he killed Grandpa.” Child: “No he didn’t.” Mother: “How do you know?” Child: “Because I did.” Mother: “Well, father didn’t need to die then.” Child: “What do you mean? Do you know who killed him?” Mother: “Yes, I did.” It’s not that scary but its shocking. I made this one up by the way. 😁

child: mother,did you love father? mom: yes darling, i truly did love your father. But he loved the maid, so i thought to myself, why not give her something to clean up? this is like a two-sentence horror story, I have more tho